The Insult Thread

[SimonDoom]

I'm going to give this a go, until the AH Mod shuts it down, which I hope doesn't happen.

Things have been a bit spicy in this forum lately. @XerXesXu recently compared me to Goebbels, and I have to admit, that was next-level stuff. Of course, he's projecting, trying to divert attention away from his Heroes of Nazism bobble head collection.

So I thought I would give this a go. An opportunity to be insulting, hopefully with a bit of tongue obviously in cheek. Maybe we can concentrate the vitriol here and leave it out of other threads. Have a laugh and not take things too seriously.

I'm going to start by saying that incest stories rock, and those of you don't agree suck donkey balls. And I mean that literally. I have the photos.

 

[Bamagan]

If you aren't a literal half-wit, you're surely less than one full wit.

 

[anthrodisiac]

This is so funny, I was thinking of doing a similar thing but I thought it'd get shut down pretty quick. Just redirect bickerers here so other people can actually use threads with some enjoyment instead of wade through piles of horseshit.

 

[MrPixel]

You're ugly and your mother wears Army boots!

Oh, that felt so good.

 

[XerXesXu]

@XerXesXu recently compared me to Goebbels, ... that was next-level stuff.

....

I'm going to start by saying that incest stories rock, and those of you don't agree suck donkey balls. And I mean that literally. I have the photos.

It's not difficult to tell you're not a Brit; you can't do banter. That was basic 'down the pub' conversation level.

(Goebbels was Hitler's propaganda chief. He declaimed that if you repeat a falsehood often and loud enough it becomes true. The Germans didn't believe him, the Brits didn't believe him, only the Yanks -- in the non-racist sense -- did believe him.)

Photos! More AI deepfake. Some may snack on mouse heads with their wine, but no one's ever sucked on salty donkey balls with their tequila shot.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

You know, if my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards

 

[SkyBubble]

Now I've lost my train of thought and I wish you were on it.

 

[TheLobster]

Your mothers are all hamsters and your fathers smell of elderberries!

 

[StillStunned]

You call this a thread? I've shat out bigger threads before my morning coffee. I've seen more activity in the Story Discussion Forum!

 

[anthrodisiac]

You're all wonderful people!

Hang on... how do insults work? I need to reread the manual...

*mumble mumble* Ohhh. Oops. Uh...

You all have the intelligence of a hermit crab on a bender, and I hope you recently had lettuce at Taco Bell!

 

[RustyRedheadSpitfire]

I'm going to give this a go, until the AH Mod shuts it down, which I hope doesn't happen.
I'm going to start by saying that incest stories rock, and those of you don't agree suck donkey balls. And I mean that literally. I have the photos.

I support this idea in principle. If we’re going to throw tomatoes, lets make them foam ones.

The rules should be simple:

1. Be funnier than you are mean.
2. If the person you’re insulting laughs, you win.
3. If you have to explain why it was funny, you lose.

As for your opening salvo… I’ll politely decline to comment on anyone’s alleged donkey-related extracurricular activities. That’s between them, the donkey, and whatever therapist drew the short straw.

If this thread survives longer than a day, it’ll be a minor miracle. If it survives a week, someone should bronze it.

Katie

 

[TheLobster]

If your story went live today...

 

[sirhugs]

You're ugly and your mother wears Army boots!

Oh, that felt so good.

Yeah,so what?

 

[sirhugs]

I'm going to give this a go, until the AH Mod shuts it down, which I hope doesn't happen.

Things have been a bit spicy in this forum lately. @XerXesXu recently compared me to Goebbels, and I have to admit, that was next-level stuff. Of course, he's projecting, trying to divert attention away from his Heroes of Nazism bobble head collection.

So I thought I would give this a go. An opportunity to be insulting, hopefully with a bit of tongue obviously in cheek. Maybe we can concentrate the vitriol here and leave it out of other threads. Have a laugh and not take things too seriously.

I'm going to start by saying that incest stories rock, and those of you don't agree suck donkey balls. And I mean that literally. I have the photos.

We need a link to the Goebbels shot.
I always saw you more as a Goering sort.

 

[sirhugs]

You're all wonderful people!

Hang on... how do insults work? I need to reread the manual...

*mumble mumble* Ohhh. Oops. Uh...

You all have the intelligence of a hermit crab on a bender, and I hope you recently had lettuce at Taco Bell!

I'd say "You're so ugly your mother must have fucked an armadillo", then I worried that might be a compliment

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

So I thought I would give this a go. An opportunity to be insulting, hopefully with a bit of tongue obviously in cheek. Maybe we can concentrate the vitriol here and leave it out of other threads. Have a laugh and not take things too seriously.

You're full of ideas. I'm not sure if they're good ones - but you're full of something.

 

[BobbyBrandt]

You're the cum shot that your mother should have swallowed.

 

[Omenainen]

You’re all pretentious twats! Yes all of you, old and young geezers alike

You're full of ideas. I'm not sure if they're good ones - but you're full of something.

The word you’re looking for is “shit”. We’re all 34-89% full of shit here. This has been scientifically proven over years of careful observation.

 

[anthrodisiac]

4 out of 5 dentists agree, you're very boring.

 

[sirhugs]

4 out of 5 dentists agree, you're very boring.

as boring as a dentist?

 

[Duil2]

If your brain were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your nose.

 

[onehitwanda]

I wrote a murder scene and found it cathartic.

You were the victim.

 

[JuicyLittleKitty]

I'm going to give this a go, until the AH Mod shuts it down, which I hope doesn't happen.

Things have been a bit spicy in this forum lately. @XerXesXu recently compared me to Goebbels, and I have to admit, that was next-level stuff. Of course, he's projecting, trying to divert attention away from his Heroes of Nazism bobble head collection.

So I thought I would give this a go. An opportunity to be insulting, hopefully with a bit of tongue obviously in cheek. Maybe we can concentrate the vitriol here and leave it out of other threads. Have a laugh and not take things too seriously.

I'm going to start by saying that incest stories rock, and those of you don't agree suck donkey balls. And I mean that literally. I have the photos.

Tongue in cheek? Mind whose cheek you're putting your tongue.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Tongue in cheek? Mind whose cheek you're putting your tongue.

And what type of cheek...

 

[StillStunned]

I wrote a murder scene and found it cathartic.

You were the victim.

That wasn't a murder scene. Your writing is so awful that the character just killed themselves to get away from it.