The Insult Thread

[SimonDoom]

The reason why nobody else writes 2P is that they're such sad gits that they have no-one in their life to address as "you".

2P could fit really well with this thread. Imagine a story with the title "You Suck."

 

[StillStunned]

I always thought it was a proverbial cat but now I think you might have had something to do with it.

As cats go, I'm quite proverbial. And largely antiadverbial.

 

[sirhugs]

2P could fit really well with this thread. Imagine a story with the title "You Suck."

Or simply "FuckYou".
That title was a hit for Lilly Allen

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

2P could fit really well with this thread. Imagine a story with the title "You Suck."

Suck what, though? Ass? Dick? It's definitely clickbaity enough to get people curious.

 

[Actingup]

In Finnish, we have this saying “kukas kissan hännän nostaa jollei kissa itse”, (who shall rise up a cat’s tail if not the cat itself), which refers to bragging about your own deeds. I always thought it was a proverbial cat but now I think you might have had something to do with it.

I find it really hard to say something insulting about Finland. Can we settle for faint praise?

 

[yowser]

Not quite an insult, but in the spirit. The first sentence of an earlier work:

To those persons with Literotica authorly ambitions, writers past, present and potential, scurrilous scribblers of sex, with vast unreasonable expectations of writerly recognition and wanton wishes for immortal fame, yet whose grandiose visions exceed their meager talents by immense margins, who find new and imaginative ways to violate time-honored literary conventions of the language, who recklessly run rampant through natural and normal rules of grammar, employ both clichés with impunity and plots rife with logical inconsistencies, develop character motivations of the flimsiest fabric, sodden prose of the most execrable flavour, stories of repulsive depravity - may you be cursed.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

 

[TheLobster]

In Finnish, we have this saying “kukas kissan hännän nostaa jollei kissa itse”, (who shall rise up a cat’s tail if not the cat itself),

I read it as “try as you might, you’re not gonna make a cat do something you want him to do.”

Which, in my experience, is pretty damn accurate.

 

[SimonDoom]

I find it really hard to say something insulting about Finland. Can we settle for faint praise?

Polls often suggest that Finland is one of the happiest places on Earth. Which leads me to believe that they simply don't know better, or aren't allowed to get out, or they have really good alcohol. I mean, a significant portion of it is above the Arctic circle and is frozen much of the year.

 

[Omenainen]

Polls often suggest that Finland is one of the happiest places on Earth. Which leads me to believe that they simply don't know better, or aren't allowed to get out, or they have really good alcohol. I mean, a significant portion of it is above the Arctic circle and is frozen much of the year.

Our secret is that we’re all equally miserable, so the differences between people’s happiness levels are small. You’re not wrong about really good alcohol though.

 

[SimonDoom]

You’re not wrong about really good alcohol though.

I'm straying a bit from the "insult" guideline, but I've heard from some people with experience that Finns are fun to party with.

 

[Blasia_X]

I'm straying a bit from the "insult" guideline, but I've heard from some people with experience that Finns are fun to party with.

Dorsal finns, yes. Anal finns. Not so much.

 

[Blasia_X]

This is my first day here. Thank you all for helping me decide it should be my last.

 

[Blasia_X]

Finland used to have a navy. Alas, it sank and was lost in HellsInky depths.

 

[Omenainen]

I'm straying a bit from the "insult" guideline, but I've heard from some people with experience that Finns are fun to party with.

We tend to run around naked a lot, it depends on your preferences if that’s fun or not. And to extent, time of year. In winter you need to run faster or you end up with icicles on your privates. That’s decidedly not fun.

By the way, you do notice that when you tell people to insult each other, they end up having amicable back and forth over random topics? Did you do that on purpose? You evil uncle Simon you.

 

[JuicyLittleKitty]

And what type of cheek...

You are on the naughty step

 

[Kelliezgirl]

This is my first day here. Thank you all for helping me decide it should be my last.

Thank you, we won't miss you.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Finland used to have a navy. Alas, it sank and was lost in HellsInky depths.

Do you know why the new Italian Navy has glass bottom boats?

So they can see the old Italian Navy.

 

[AG31]

I haven't laughed out loud so much in any thread ever!! Thanks to all!!

 

[redgarters]

I'm straying a bit from the "insult" guideline, but I've heard from some people with experience that Finns are fun to party with.

Confirmed many, many headaches times over.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

You’re a virgin who can’t drive."

 

[SimonDoom]

I haven't laughed out loud so much in any thread ever!! Thanks to all!!

Which proves you'll just laugh at anything.

 

[SimonDoom]

Dorsal finns, yes. Anal finns. Not so much.

The best kind: Endor Finns.

 

[SimonDoom]

You evil uncle Simon you.

In Dungeons and Dragons terms, I'm chaotic evil. I do evil shit, but you never really know why or how it's going to turn out.

And if you don't like it, you can take your 20-sided dice and go home.

 

[StillStunned]

By the way, you do notice that when you tell people to insult each other, they end up having amicable back and forth over random topics? Did you do that on purpose? You evil uncle Simon you.

You should always save your best insults for your friends.