The Insult Thread

[anthrodisiac]

You know how there's an unreliable narrator? You're just an unreliable writer.

 

[anthrodisiac]

4 out of 5 dentists agree, you're very boring.

And the fifth dentist said he's rather yank out his own teeth than have to talk to you.

 

[Duil2]

Your intelligence is... well...artificial !

 

[Duil2]

Your intelligence is... well...artificial !

You're so bad at insulting people you need AI to write them

 

[sirhugs]

And what type of cheek...

hey, don't be specieist!

ohhh... it just dawned on me what cheeks you were referring to...but what's wrong with a lil ATM anyway? There must be a term for folks who discriminate against ass eaters...

 

[TheLobster]

I’m starting to think this whole thread is a secret ploy by @StillStunned to make us all talk in 2P PoV.

 

[Actingup]

One cutting insult I had early on was that I’d published X stories but I only had Y followers. I can’t remember what X and Y were. I also can’t remember if I replied, but to that person, if you’re reading, I say:

Well, now I’ve published X + X’ stories, and I’ve got Y + Y’ followers, so suck shit.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."

 

[Duil2]

I'd make a joke about your intelligence, but I'd be worried you wouldn't get it.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Your writing is so bad AI refused to collaborate with you.

 

[SimonDoom]

And what type of cheek...

We allow insults, but no mouth-to-anal kink shaming here.

 

[TheRedChamber]

I read your work. I didn't care for it.

(Yes, I'm talking to *you*)

 

[Omenainen]

We allow insults, but no mouth-to-anal kink shaming here.

Nah, don’t be so anal about it

 

[SimonDoom]

Nah, don’t be so anal about it

Ba dum bum.

== rim shot ==

 

[Underscore_2]

We allow insults, but no mouth-to-anal kink shaming here.

It's ok, I'm not prejudiced
You can lick my arse anyrime

 

[Duil2]

Or as the Irish say... Póg mo thóin... kiss my ass.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

One from Frank Herbert's Dune series.

"You are not a sex object, have never been a sex object, will never be a sex object."

 

[BobbyBrandt]

Or as the Irish say... Póg mo thóin... kiss my ass.

It is very common to see this phrase on items of clothing in the Myrtle Beach area. The Ole Irish Pub is popular and sells a lot of t-shirts and other items with this printed on them. They made a killing during Covid with their Póg mo thóin emblazoned face masks.

 

[Duil2]

It is very common to see this phrase on items of clothing in the Myrtle Beach area. The Ole Irish Pub is popular and sells a lot of t-shirts and other items with this printed on them. They made a killing during Covid with their Póg mo thóin emblazoned face masks.

Yeah I'm positive the Irish are just playing this really long game and eventually will take over the world, by stealth, via the Pubs.

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

You're all wonderful people!

Really? I can't stand stand any of you.

 

[Areala-chan]

I'm not mad at you. I'm just disappointed.

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

All of you are vanilla and it shows in your writing. Not the good kind of vanilla, either. No. You're the flavorless slime sweaty teenagers slop into Styrofoam ice cream cones for screaming kids and checked-out parents at fast-food restaurants. Only good for placating the masses until they can get their hands on something better.

 

[SimonDoom]

I wrote a murder scene and found it cathartic.

You were the victim.

I've got you beat. A few weeks ago I sent you to hell in a poem in which you were forced to listen to the devil recite iambic pentameter verses for all eternity.

 

[StillStunned]

I’m starting to think this whole thread is a secret ploy by @StillStunned to make us all talk in 2P PoV.

The reason why nobody else writes 2P is that they're such sad gits that they have no-one in their life to address as "you".

 

[Omenainen]

The reason why nobody else writes 2P is that they're such sad gits that they have no-one in their life to address as "you".

In Finnish, we have this saying “kukas kissan hännän nostaa jollei kissa itse”, (who shall rise up a cat’s tail if not the cat itself), which refers to bragging about your own deeds. I always thought it was a proverbial cat but now I think you might have had something to do with it.