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I hope you also have a cloud with a silver lining, johneb...
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I hope you also have a cloud with a silver lining, johneb...
I have an emptier apartment and missing my cats.
I have been feeling loved by the support of good friends from here.![]()
I have just become a " Literotica guru," a dubious distinction as it only shows how much time I've wasted on here. I am not fit to act as any sort of guru, much less a (Lit)erotic oneI have a broken time clock!

I have just become a " Literotica guru," a dubious distinction as it only shows how much time I've wasted on here. I am not fit to act as any sort of guru, much less a (Lit)erotic one.
The Groucho Marx line about not belonging to a club that would want one as a member springs to mind. But I am honoured to participate on the threads here!![]()
I have $300 of new IKEA furniture to finish putting together.
Let me know if you finish before Christmas.
I might need some tips on how to do it.



I have a new doctor that I really really like!
Let me know if you finish before Christmas.
I might need some tips on how to do it.
I have finished assembling it. Building something was almost therapeutic.
Until the following day, after the glue has dried, you find a panel upside-down or the hinges on the wrong side or something equally irreparable.
I have to find the off switch for my brain.
It's that little nub. You know, the pink one.![]()
Shall I test? 

It's that little nub. You know, the pink one.![]()

That certainly switches on something else, I'm sure.Shall I test?
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but, darling, do you trust him?
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I have Rodriguez tickets . . . Yay for me.