I have tits!

makes a refreshing change, a woman who knows what she wants !!
 
Thanks, always appreciate it :p

Why would I turn down free stuff? :confused: I could never say no to an open drink or candy.

Then why did you turn down my offer for a night of endless love making and debauchery :p

Oh wait it needed some effort on your part... Well you could just lie there :rolleyes:

missed ya today
 
Then why did you turn down my offer for a night of endless love making and debauchery :p

Oh wait it needed some effort on your part... Well you could just lie there :rolleyes:

missed ya today

Psh! You weren't even online last night, you tease.
*sigh* yes, a man who finally figured out what I want ~ to pretend to be a corpse :rolleyes:
Missed chatting with you too, hope I catch you later today :kiss:
 
You didn't mention in your ad biting was permitted...that's entirely different.
A pair of you say??!? That does sound rather enticing I must admit. Can you tell me a bit more? how are they encased? is there perhaps a back seam?
Oh and are these factory original or at least O.E.M (original equipment manufacturer)?
Either way are they a matched set?
If prosthetic are you open minded about "nub play"?
Sorry for having so many questions but I really need a lot of details before I get too heavilly involved with someone over the Internet.
Oh man have ever been insured by Lloyd's of London perchance?
Oh and a helpful hint once you cross of 1000 post you get a bigger box...
I kind of like a girl with a bigger box.. makes it easier for her to accommodate my large-
Ego.

Hahaha :D

No, I haven't. Why? :confused:

Thank you, I suspected as much but I didn't realize I was so close. Off to the playground with me until I get there... :eek:
 
Psh! You weren't even online last night, you tease.
*sigh* yes, a man who finally figured out what I want ~ to pretend to be a corpse :rolleyes:
Missed chatting with you too, hope I catch you later today :kiss:

Well technically I was online - just not the same time as you. :rolleyes:

Hmm I'm not sure I'm into necrophilia (yooohooo spell check please!) :eek:

Will try and catch you later :kiss:
 
It feels rude to intrude on your banter, but I'd really like to join in on it as well.
 
Why are you never around when I'm horny :devil:

Cumming on thread sounds like fun.... Pardon the mess:eek:

I'll aim for your ass the next time :p
 
Great post!

Easily the best I've seen. Would love to take you up on the offer, but can't get through on your Pm's. my address is in my profile.

Hope to hear from you soon!

Ethan
 
So youve got tits?
I'd wager those beauties have never been bound in rope in the style of Kinbaku.
Nor wrapped in rubber or clingfilm until your nipples protrude like a couple of door bell buttons on a frosty night whilst a knife is waved around menancingly in front of them.
Or had nipple clamps attached to them whilst attached to your clit so you dare not arch your back in esctacy.
No young lady, and I dare say youve never had hot wax dripped slowly onto them as you are bound spread eagled and gagged to a bed whilst just faintly being able to make the sounds of many voices, some female , some male.
 
Hi there

SO yea.... reading your ad and this thread REALLY makes me want to know you better. Tried sending you a private message, but it's full! You must be a very popular girl lol

Hope we get the chance to talk soon

Matt
 
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