I have tits!

[k_m_d_]

I needed some help from google to figure out the 'e', but I got the rest on my own.

 

[scootaboot1961]

Good morning.

WOW! Blatantly blunt and straight forward. Wish there were more women in this world like you. You sound perfectly delightful and erotically challenging. I enjoy the pontificating of words as well. Can just imagine you jerking me off if only in my mind. Thanks for the imagery. Very titillating and exotically appealing.

 

[NotSoWellNdowed]

Umm... Did he just piss on my thread?

No... Not yet anyway.

My signature is a humorous addition to my username. Lit's character limits on usernames prevented me from spelling, "endowed" correctly. The word to keep in mind is "disappointment". Lol.

 

[enigmaz]

......hmmm....

tmednr

10 points for whoever can figure out what that means

....I believe I may know this one .....maybe we should find a nice private place to discuss ....uhmm...revealing your ......points ? ........

 

[NaddyKnight]

No... Not yet anyway.

My signature is a humorous addition to my username. Lit's character limits on usernames prevented me from spelling, "endowed" correctly. The word to keep in mind is "disappointment". Lol.

Okay, I get it now. I was thinking "ahhhh" when you meant it do be a disapointed "awww"

I like my interpretation more.

 

[mickyp123]

Oh good, now you're paying attention

I'm not looking for my soul mate or anything here, so I'll keep this short.

Most of my friends on lit are from the east coast (where I am as well) but because my schedule is friggin' wonky as heck, I'll often be the only person on my buddy list who is online. (This makes Naddy sad )

Yeah, yeah, boring wall of text, blah blah blah. Why should I give a fuck?

Well, I'll tell you why. I'm temporarily waiving my restriction of only cybering with close, personal friends.

Huh?

I'll happily jerk you off with my mind - for free! And I won't even make you go through the whole 'pretending to want to be friends and that you care about my life' phase.

Send me a PM and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Or I won't. Seriously, what do you have to lose?

Nadine


PS: If you do actually want to be friends, that's groovy too.
PPS: Raiguy if you see this please don't go ballistic.

Funny post

 

[CapeTownCowboy]

Offer still available?

Hello

Love your offer but hoping I'm not too late... am I?