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hello =)

Well hello there, I was just considering putting up a post looking for a pen pal I am actually looking for a friend, perhaps one with a naughty streak, but that is not mandatory.

If you are interested in chatting and getting to know me a little better feel free to send me a message ;)
 
NaddyKnight said:
Thanks, always appreciate it :p

Why would I turn down free stuff? :confused: I could never say no to an open drink or candy.
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Couldn't help but post this. Obviously would need to swap out James Woods for you, but watch out for those boxes without holes ;) Hmm, seems like an oxymoron because boxes are holes...oh wait, they didn't mean those kinds of boxes :rolleyes:

As others have said, eye catching thread doll. Feel free to PM me, I have an odd schedule too and find myself on the interwebz at "unique" hours. I tried sending you one but appears may have gotten too many free candy offers already :) Mine melts in your mouth, not in your hands though ;)
 
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*peeks in*

Sorry, I won't be responding to anyone tonight. I know, I know. :( But I wanted to let everyone know that I finally got to 1000 posts which means *drumroll* my box is way bigger!

Wait... That came out weird. :rolleyes:

Point is, I shouldn't have the problem with my inbox constantly being full anymore... Hopefully :p

Edit: Now that I'm, like, totes pro at this whole lit' thang I get to change my name thingy. Yes, I'm going to call it a name thingy. Deal with it.

Problem is, I have no idea what to put. Got any suggestions? ;)
 
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Your name thingy should totally be a dedication to me.

You'd think the extra inbox space would help, but it really just makes you lazier at deleting things. :rolleyes:
 
k_m_d_ said:
Your name thingy should totally be a dedication to me.

You'd think the extra inbox space would help, but it really just makes you lazier at deleting things. :rolleyes:
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Oh, I'm not lazy. I simply have too many *ahem* interesting conversations I want to keep. :eek:

And what should it say?
 
I'm lazy, but I also never get PMs, so it kinda works out.

It should be whatever you want.
 
Wilfulove said:
So youve got tits?
I'd wager those beauties have never been bound in rope in the style of Kinbaku.
Nor wrapped in rubber or clingfilm until your nipples protrude like a couple of door bell buttons on a frosty night whilst a knife is waved around menancingly in front of them.
Or had nipple clamps attached to them whilst attached to your clit so you dare not arch your back in esctacy.
No young lady, and I dare say youve never had hot wax dripped slowly onto them as you are bound spread eagled and gagged to a bed whilst just faintly being able to make the sounds of many voices, some female , some male.
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I do. I might also be a bit richer if you were serious about that wager. :)
 
NaddyKnight said:
I'll keep it for now, even though I have no idea what it means (hopefully it isn't anything too bad :p)
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It actually should be きれいな花 to be grammatically correct.

It literally means "Beautiful Flower".

probably never expect anyone to call you that right ?
 
Hi there :)

Good morning!... a bigger box huh?... hmm ;)



NaddyKnight said:
Sorry, I won't be responding to anyone tonight. I know, I know. :( But I wanted to let everyone know that I finally got to 1000 posts which means *drumroll* my box is way bigger!

Wait... That came out weird. :rolleyes:

Point is, I shouldn't have the problem with my inbox constantly being full anymore... Hopefully :p

Edit: Now that I'm, like, totes pro at this whole lit' thang I get to change my name thingy. Yes, I'm going to call it a name thingy. Deal with it.

Problem is, I have no idea what to put. Got any suggestions? ;)
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NaddyKnight said:
No, that means you aren't hopelessly uncool.
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I enjoyed the first one, but now I am more a Football Manager nerd :eek:

Sounds like an ad!

"Hello, my name is Will, I am in my 40's and I enjoy indie and rock music (Radiohead, Metric) Lomography and the new art, gardening and the odd computer game, oh and kinky sex"
 
NaddyKnight said:
Oh good, now you're paying attention :rolleyes:

I'm not looking for my soul mate or anything here, so I'll keep this short. ;)

Most of my friends on lit are from the east coast (where I am as well) but because my schedule is friggin' wonky as heck, I'll often be the only person on my buddy list who is online. (This makes Naddy sad :()

Yeah, yeah, boring wall of text, blah blah blah. Why should I give a fuck?

Well, I'll tell you why. I'm temporarily waiving my restriction of only cybering with close, personal friends.

Huh? :confused:

I'll happily jerk you off with my mind - for free! And I won't even make you go through the whole 'pretending to want to be friends and that you care about my life' phase.

Send me a PM and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Or I won't. Seriously, what do you have to lose?

Nadine :kiss:

PS: If you do actually want to be friends, that's groovy too. :cattail:
PPS: Raiguy if you see this please don't go ballistic. :p
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What a fantastic idea. (races to PM you)
 
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