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Silverluna

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Chocolate is a Vegetable

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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.

Bean = vegetable.
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Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

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Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
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To go one step further,
chocolate candy bars also contain milk,
which is dairy.

So candy bars are a health food.

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Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries,
orange slices and strawberries
all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.

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Remember - - -
"STRESSED"
spelled backward is
"DESSERTS"
 
Isn't the stuff that grows on trees considered a fruit?

Or are beans rather seeds?
 
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I will have another cookie.
 
Then that means that I eat healthy because I read that it is healthier to eat dark vegatables, as opposed to lighter vegatables.

Lucky me, I only eat dark chocolate and dring dark roasted coffee with chicory (another grown bean). :nana:
 
If it grows above ground and has seeds, then it is biologically fruit. Tomatos and cucumbers fall into this category.

If it grows underground and doens't have roots (or is a root), then it's a vegetable. Carrots and potatos are in this category.

And yes, beans are technically seeds.
 
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