I don't often start threads...

[Jimi]

but it's Sunday, it's raining and my Fall yard-work is interrupted. In plain english - I am B_O_R_E_D!!

Ladies, stimulate me with your effervescent sexuality!

Gents, stimulate me with your effervescent wit!

edited for stoopid spellink!

 

[April]

I'm bored too. I thought having unlimited net access would be really cool, but...I'm bored now. And it's hard getting interested or involved in anything, because I'm often playing fetch here.

 

[Jimi]

Fetch?

I'm bored too. I thought having unlimited net access would be really cool, but...I'm bored now. And it's hard getting interested or involved in anything, because I'm often playing fetch here.

Ohhhh, yes. It was suppertime there about an hour ago... But you are a gorgeous female - you didn't read the instructions.... BOOOHOOOO!

 

[Myrrdin]

Cultural differences

NASA spent millions developing a ballpoint pen that would write in deep space. One that would write at any angle, cope with zero gravity, extremes of temperature, humidity and which would function in a vacuum.
The Russians used a pencil.

 

[MissTaken]

Come on over here, jimmi luv...

I will stimulate you!

 

[April]

I only read instructions on Satuday.

It's not quite lunch time. So guess where I am now?

 

[Jimi]

Come on over here, jimmi luv...

I will stimulate you!

So look at your IM on Y, Incestuous sister-child...

 

[Jimi]

Stateside?

I only read instructions on Satuday.

It's not quite lunch time. So guess where I am now?

When did you get back, Silly Gurrl? I am obviously "pas courant"...

 

[Jimi]

Re: Cultural differences

NASA spent millions developing a ballpoint pen that would write in deep space. One that would write at any angle, cope with zero gravity, extremes of temperature, humidity and which would function in a vacuum.
The Russians used a pencil.

Yup. Poverty-aware and peasant-practical, the denizens of Mother Russia cut to the chase.

 

[MissTaken]

So look at your IM on Y, Incestuous sister-child...

Well, and E=MC2 as well!

 

[April]

Time to get dressed. That'll occupy me for about two minutes.

 

[Jimi]

Time to get dressed. That'll occupy me for about two minutes.

So what occupied you for the REST of the day?

 

[LukkyKnight]

So look at your IM on Y, Incestuous sister-child...

The things one can learn casually strolling through an innocent-sounding thread.

 

[Jimi]

Had to comment, didn't you?

The things one can learn casually strolling through an innocent-sounding thread.

Still innocent, you dirty-minded Tilter at Windmills! A mere figure-of-speech

 

[LukkyKnight]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Jimi, I undertand ~nudge~nudge~ ~wink~ Say no more, know what I mean?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

OOOH Jimi! AHHH Jimi!

 

[Jimi]

I say, Sir...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Jimi, I undertand ~nudge~nudge~ ~wink~ Say no more, know what I mean?

Are you The Missionary, or a KnighT who sez "Nih"?

If so, bring me a Shrubbery!

RNAB, I want you... in a Karaoke Bar!

 

[MissTaken]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Jimi, I undertand ~nudge~nudge~ ~wink~ Say no more, know what I mean?

Waht more is there to say?




Hmm I always have to watch you boys...

talking about me as if I weren't even here!

 

[Dillinger]

Hi.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Let me try a little wit..

There once was a man named Jimmy
who was so bored he went into a tizzy,
At first he raked leaves
but then he became peeved
so he came back to sit
then he typed just a bit
and soon he was a big hit
with all the sexy ladies of Lit.

 

[MissTaken]

Hi, Dilly


Nice little rhyme, Prince Romeo.

Ahh that jimmi is such a sweet and sexy man.

I am proud to call him mon frere cybere!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Mon frere cybere?

Il est un vieux phénomène canadien perverti!


Je veux dire cela dans le meilleur, la plupart de manière affectueuse, naturellement.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Mon frere cybere?

Il est un vieux phénomène canadien perverti!


Je veux dire cela dans le meilleur, la plupart de manière affectueuse, naturellement.

J'adore les canadiens pervertis!

Oui, je comprends le maniere de votres mots!

Bisous



J'ai peur que je ne souvenais pas bien le francais. *sigh*

 

[scrymettet]

Re: Mon frere cybere?

Il est un vieux phénomène canadien perverti!


Je veux dire cela dans le meilleur, la plupart de manière affectueuse, naturellement.

spelling buddy says :

Je veux dire cela pour le mieux, affectueusement ou presque, naturellement

I enjoy doing this for once

 

[scrymettet]

Re: Re: Mon frere cybere?

edited because