I do not want to have sex tonight!

[peachykeen]

Feeling a bit tired, as last night wa Mr Keen's office Christmas 'do, and although I behaved myself and did not overdrink, I did have to be in to work at half seven this morning.

Plus, it's the end of another busy busy work week.

I've had a nice bath, put on nice scented moisturiser, I'm wrapped up in my big fluffy robe, and Mr K just told me I'm looking mighty cute. So it's not that I feel 'unsexy', just that I can't muster up the energy to actually, you know, have sex.

I just want to sit here for a little bit, drink my tea, eat a couple of yummy hazelnut biscuits, then go to bed and maybe have a cuddle while I read.

So I told him "Honey you know how normally I would like nothing more than to have you thrust your hot throbbing tool into my eagerly dripping love hole, but I just don't FEEL like it right now."

 

[Bluesboy2]

Now THIS is news

*Sits in stunned silence*
Its the end of the world as we know it!

 

[Shadowann2]

AND?....what did he say to that? My husband seems to want sex more when I tell him no like that! Go figure!

 

[peachykeen]

Well when I said that to him I was sort of kidding - I mean I meant the sentiment, but he is in even worse shape than I am (having not been nearly so judicious in his alcohol consumption as myself, plus smoking not one but two cigars) so when I said that I was just teasing. He is in no condition! Actually I am pretty sure he is passed out on the couch as I write this now.



Yup. Just checked. Out cold, with the remote still gripped in his paw and pointing at the TV. Must have passed out mid-surf

 

[Shadowann2]

LOL...well I guess that worked out for the best. Now it's your turn to go get some shut eye!

 

[kotori]

No sex please, we're British!

"Christmas 'do" "half seven" "nice bath" "drink my tea, eat a couple of yummy hazelnut biscuits"
"but I just don't FEEL like it right now."

You're turning into a Brit. Get back home, quickly. A ride on the PATH from Hoboken to Journal Square will cure you.

 

[marksgirl]

Dammmnnnn girl, I wanna get laid and can't! Tanks gone for the weekend

 

[peachykeen]

Re: No sex please, we're British!

You're turning into a Brit. Get back home, quickly. A ride on the PATH from Hoboken to Journal Square will cure you.

Egads, you may be correct, good sir!

Kee-rist, miss one episode of the Sopranos and look what happens.