I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that:

While I love all Christmas music, the line in The Christmas Song that says "everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe" makes me giggle because I cut it off after 'turkey'. 🦃
 
I can neither confirm nor deny that I have, on occasion, overindulged in one passion or another.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I secretly moonlight as a professional napper. Only my bed knows the truth.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the scratching urge is ridiculously high, but I must persevere.
 
I cannot confirm nor deny that I’m a terrible conversationalist and an only slightly better conservationist
 
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I cannot confirm or deny that I spend a bit of extra time thinking every time I see a certain Litster's avatar which may or may not be directly above me and, as I say, can neither be confirmed nor denied.
 
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