I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that I have not moved from the spot onto which I plopped when I got home.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I profoundly enjoy when people come through for a cause and the numbers soar unexpectedly.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle but I ain't posting pictures of my spout.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I was a ravenous sex beast this afternoon but couldn't do exactly what I wanted to do so I'll have to try again another day.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that whenever my coworkers step out for a smoke, I join them whilst digging out my soap bubble pipe, only to direct the bubbles at them.
 
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