I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that Maury Povich told me, "You are not the father!"
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am probably reaching a point of no return.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am an AS bot sent here to balance out AI. Artificial Stupidity has a very important role to play in our society.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I may or may not have ridden in front of my boss this afternoon, after leaving work with the following message playing "You drive like an asshole!" on the LED display on the back of my helmet. I did not know it was on with that particular message.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have any alts on Lit. I will refer all inquiries to my executive assistant, TotallyNotTaegul.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the disconnect / connect factor is proving to be a challenge.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my anxiety levels went through the roof this morning when my Wordle start word had absolutely nothing.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have some serious desires to be with another woman, but settle instead for online correspondence that's few and far between.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I spent over 30 minutes last night fucking my wife but couldn't cum
 
I cannot confirm or deny the the 80 year old woman told you that while my dick was up her ass.

Just sayin'
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am a QA Specialist for a microwave oven manufacturer and I test our ovens by placing my head inside to observe internal cooking temperatures and proper functionality. The year round suntan is a bonus perk of the job.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that tonight the weight of nothing is crushing everything.
 
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