I cannot confirm or deny that...

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have not moved from the spot onto which I plopped when I got home.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I can neither confirm, nor deny, that I just really want a jumbo hug

 

[Trubbycat]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I exist.

 

[SusanHoward]

…that sometimes I don’t wear matching bra and panties!

 

[latecomer91364]

That I killed Papa Doc with my voodoo.

(bonus points if you know where that comes from)

 

[Trubbycat]

That I turned off the escalator

 

[PotNoodle79]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I’m about to have some ill advised drinks

 

[cheekygirl75]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I’m disgusted by a post above.

No, wait, I can confirm that.

 

[Cindy027]

I can neither confirm or deny that sometimes my mother does really stress me out.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I’m disgusted by a post above.

No, wait, I can confirm that.

What's wrong with ill advised drinks?????

 

[cheekygirl75]

What's wrong with ill advised drinks?????

Absolutely nothing! It looks like the post I was referencing was deleted.

 

[Cindy027]

Absolutely nothing! It looks like the post I was referencing was deleted.

Do tell, pleeeease!!

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I cannot confirm or deny I’m a world class criminal

 

[LittleMissSunshine12]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am tipsy

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am The Void

 

[sister jenny]

I cannot confirm or deny that an ex once in anger called me a mentally instable nympho who pretends she is a fucking chaste librarian.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I profoundly enjoy when people come through for a cause and the numbers soar unexpectedly.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that the codes seem to be working.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle but I ain't posting pictures of my spout.

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny that my nipples fell off while skydiving in the cold yesterday.

 

[Tallulah82]

I cannot confirm or deny that I was a ravenous sex beast this afternoon but couldn't do exactly what I wanted to do so I'll have to try again another day.

 

[Abeona1]

I cannot confirm or deny that lit has some interesting people on it.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that whenever my coworkers step out for a smoke, I join them whilst digging out my soap bubble pipe, only to direct the bubbles at them.

 

[nostuff]

I cannot confirm or deny that it was me.