I cannot confirm or deny that...

[LeSabreur]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have started the new year with quite the horn!

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I may have splurged a tad bit on manoeuvrable implements aimed at unbidden carnality.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have eaten the cookies I bought earlier in one sitting.

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

I cannot confirm or deny that I created the Internet

Everybody knows Al Gore did it.