How to spot an Asshole...

[IzeofGreen]

...

At this stage, I have many... but first and foremost...

(and it may not qualify Halo, but I can't help it)

THE HARD DRIVE THAT CRASHED ON ME 2 WEEKS AGO AND LEFT ME WITH NOTHING BUT A WORK COMPUTER WITH ACCESS TO NOTHING.....

(inanimate object, yes, but still....)

FUCKING ASSHOLE......

Ize

 

[Halo_n_horns]

At this stage, I have many... but first and foremost...

(and it may not qualify Halo, but I can't help it)

THE HARD DRIVE THAT CRASHED ON ME 2 WEEKS AGO AND LEFT ME WITH NOTHING BUT A WORK COMPUTER WITH ACCESS TO NOTHING.....

(inanimate object, yes, but still....)

FUCKING ASSHOLE......

Ize

That's funny. Mine crashed two weeks ago as well and I thought the exact same thing.

 

[pleasteasme]

This guy at work..

He's a controlling, over bearing, anal, loud mouthed, always gotta be right FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

I didn't realize that you and I worked in the same place?

or we are just blessed with working with assholes......*sigh*

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Huge Assholes!!!

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/cgi-bin/news/newsbrief.plx?id=2247037204&fa=1

With the exceptions of when a woman is giving a BJ or riding on top of a man, she really doesn't have to do much more than hold a position and enjoy. Men are stroking, pounding, teasing, rubbing, reaching around, fingering, licking, sucking, supporting his weight off of her, balancing on a stump of wood because the gal is so friggin' tall ...

Alright. Maybe the last one was just me . But you get the point. And now these Assholes want to make it more difficult for a woman to have an orgasm???

WTF?!?!

 

[babydoll2u]

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/cgi-bin/news/newsbrief.plx?id=2247037204&fa=1

With the exceptions of when a woman is giving a BJ or riding on top of a man, she really doesn't have to do much more than hold a position and enjoy. Men are stroking, pounding, teasing, rubbing, reaching around, fingering, licking, sucking, supporting his weight off of her, balancing on a stump of wood because the gal is so friggin' tall ...

Alright. Maybe the last one was just me . But you get the point. And now these Assholes want to make it more difficult for a woman to have an orgasm???

WTF?!?!

I don't know who you've been having sex with, but I'm a helluva lot more involved in it than just "holding a position", LOL

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I don't know who you've been having sex with, but I'm a helluva lot more involved in it than just "holding a position", LOL

Apparently I have not been having sex with you...

 

[Nightbird]

Women need help with premature Orgasms?

Umm someone needs to study female anatomy a little better.. Can you say "Multiple Orgasms" ya women can have multiple orgasms.

Geez you'd think a major drug company would know a thing or two about medical issues. Morons on parade.

 

[babydoll2u]

Apparently I have not been having sex with you...

quite obviously........

 

[babydoll2u]

Women need help with premature Orgasms?

Umm someone needs to study female anatomy a little better.. Can you say "Multiple Orgasms" ya women can have multiple orgasms.

Geez you'd think a major drug company would know a thing or two about medical issues. Morons on parade.

exactly!

 

[Succulent-one]

A realestate agent that wears a lot of gold jewlery, has his hair sprayed so hard with hair spray a 40 mph wind won't stir it, and wants to show you houses in his mercedes...

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Anyone who participates in The Great Texas Rattlesnake Round-Up. Yeah, they're rattlesnakes, but I'd rather have 1,000 of those than the tens of thousands of disease-carrying rodents that they eat each year.

People who kill rattlesnakes for no really good reason = Assholes!

 

[Nightbird]

A certain person *mansome* who posts only to annoy and piss people off.. That person is a HUGE FLAMING ASSHOLE..

 

[Halo_n_horns]

A certain person *mansome* who posts only to annoy and piss people off.. That person is a HUGE FLAMING ASSHOLE..

Eeeeww! "Flaming Asshole." That's the first one of those we've had here.

 

[Nightbird]

Sorry Halo but it's the truth.

Umm, can my allergies count as being assholey?

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Sorry Halo but it's the truth.

Umm, can my allergies count as being assholey?

Totally. Been there, done that. Allergies are definitely Assholes.

 

[Nightbird]

Hey Halo! Hows it going?

The Arabs and people who set the price of Oil Per Barrel which in turn sets the price of gas..

How much more money do you fuckers really need you assholes...

 

[Arden]

Considering that regular gas is close to $2.70 a gallon here and midgrade in the mid-$2.70s, and the fact that gas is 5 cents a gallon in Iran, there are definitely some assholes involved. Sorry G. Dubyah, none of us buy it that there's nothing you can do. Reexamine your butt-insky policies, bring our troops home, and see what happens to the price of oil per barrel.

Yeah, yeah, it's the oil cartels lol. They run the world, don't they.

Yes, this seems like a simplistic view, but as long as the global perception of G.W.B. as an asshole persists, our country will see the negative effects by default.

Does anyone else see a Democratic Party win in the next election?

*Ducks*

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Considering that regular gas is close to $2.70 a gallon here and mid-grade in the mid-$2.70s, and the fact that gas is 5 cents a gallon in Iran, there are definitely some assholes involved. Sorry G. Dubyah, none of us buy it that there's nothing you can do. Re-examine your butt-insky policies, bring our troops home, and see what happens to the price of oil per barrel.

Yeah, yeah, it's the oil cartels lol. They run the world, don't they.

Yes, this seems like a simplistic view, but as long as the global perception of G.W.B. as an asshole persists, our country will see the negative effects by default.

Does anyone else see a Democratic Party win in the next election?

*Ducks*

At this point, I would even be happy taking The Green Party to the White House. But that would probably be worse for gas prices. Good Post!!!

 

[Nightbird]

Hey Arden I'm Canadian..

But it's a $1.00 a Liter for gas here for regular.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Speaking of oil prices...

All you people out there who keep saying that its about time that gas prices caught up with the price of a gallon of milk - You're all Assholes. Everyone buys gas in bulk. The discounts should always be greater.

 

[Succulent-one]

Considering that regular gas is close to $2.70 a gallon here and midgrade in the mid-$2.70s, and the fact that gas is 5 cents a gallon in Iran, there are definitely some assholes involved. Sorry G. Dubyah, none of us buy it that there's nothing you can do. Reexamine your butt-insky policies, bring our troops home, and see what happens to the price of oil per barrel.

Yeah, yeah, it's the oil cartels lol. They run the world, don't they.

Yes, this seems like a simplistic view, but as long as the global perception of G.W.B. as an asshole persists, our country will see the negative effects by default.

Does anyone else see a Democratic Party win in the next election?

*Ducks*

Ahhhhhh but then all his asshole buddies could not reap all those tastey profits? Didn't you know that we are all suposed to get on our knees and pay homage to all the rich so they may bestow a few favors on the masses? I hope the man suffers a perpetual case of hemeroids, cause he sure is a pain in the ass to the American People.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Ahhhhhh but then all his asshole buddies could not reap all those tastey profits? Didn't you know that we are all suposed to get on our knees and pay homage to all the rich so they may bestow a few favors on the masses? I hope the man suffers a perpetual case of hemeroids, cause he sure is a pain in the ass to the American People.

The rich are Fucking Assholes. Not that I don't hope to be one some day .

 

[babydoll2u]

The rich are Fucking Assholes. Not that I don't hope to be one some day .

*laffing*... cute

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I saw that Asshole with the "feargod" license plate again today. Jesus fucking Christ he pisses me off!!!

 

[IzeofGreen]

...

Plain and simply, the "person" who took 5 minutes to pass me on the highway, only to get in front of me to slow down....

THAT dear friends is a FUCKING ASSHOLE... one who does it at 70 MPH....

Ize