How to spot an Asshole...

[Halo_n_horns]

Funny Halo you know it took me a while to make the connection between you and the Iggy thing to you and this thread. When I finally did I realized I wanted to resurrect this thread as it is one of my favourites.

I totally and completely agree with you.. SANTA IS TOTALLY REAL..

That piece of shit kid who steals and lies.. Ya hes a fucking asshole.

I'm sincerely happy that I could be of service.

 

[Nightbird]

Bumpity bump

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Bumpity bump

Oooo... not just your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill bump. It's a bumpity bump. You kinky little minx, you ...

Y'know when you're driving through the the parking lot of a mall, grocery store, super-mega-maxed-out-Wal-Mart, and you always have those Assholes who want to walk the longest possible path through the parking lot whilst simultaneously taking up just enough space so that you can't just go around them and find a parking spot?

Yep. Those people are Assholes.

Take a shorter route across the lanes and intersections you Assholes. Especially you Q-Tips with the walkers or the little four-wheel curtousy buggies; Move the fuck out of the way.

 

[babydoll2u]

LOL.. y'all are funny!

people who try to be funny by cutting on, making fun of, or spewing malicious BS about other people when they really don't know what they're talking about are assholes

 

[Nightbird]

Drama Queens named Babydoll... Yup huge assholes!

LOL.. y'all are funny!

people who try to be funny by cutting on, making fun of, or spewing malicious BS about other people when they really don't know what they're talking about are assholes

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Nightbird, Babydoll, am I sensing some animosity here?

 

[spiritshadow67]

People who play the victim and that they're right and everyone else is wrong.... who cry wolf all the time... cry and carry on to get attention....

those who go rampant about spreading lies and rumors... degruding others... well hell my name through the damn mud.....

those who play the "DRAMA QUEEN".... every where you look......

now those.... are the "Assholes"......

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I think I'll be the first to sight this one, controversial though it may be.

My mother likes to butt-in a lot in regard to how my wife and I are raising our son. Its my feeling, as well as my wife's, that she did her parenting when my sister and I were under her roof, and now she just needs to back the fuck off.

So, my mom, yes I love her, but boy, can she be an Asshole!

 

[Zmey]

An asshole is anyone who speeds faster than you are.

I had my phone telling me that I was an asshole while I used my foot to stear the car going 120 on I-95 ... my hands ware ocupied at the moment, and no I wasn't holding a cell phone.

 

[IzeofGreen]

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Yeah, the person who blows by you on the Interstate covered in SNOW, while they do 65 mph....never mind there really isn't a lane for them to drive in and the 15 cars ahead of them, ALL IN THE RIGHT LANE are only doing 45 mph....

Nah, fuck them.................... ASSHOLE!!!!!

Ize

 

[HisHarlot]

People who play the victim and that they're right and everyone else is wrong.... who cry wolf all the time... cry and carry on to get attention....

those who go rampant about spreading lies and rumors... degruding others... well hell my name through the damn mud.....

those who play the "DRAMA QUEEN".... every where you look......

now those.... are the "Assholes"......

gee.... are WE talking about/thinking of anyone imparticular here? Hmmm, i wonder.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Who the hell are all of these Assholes who are turning "Happy Holidays" and "Merry Christmas" into a battle of what should or should not be said?!?

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. Its everyone's holiday. Now stop over-thinking it you Assholes!

 

[babydoll2u]

Nightbird, Babydoll, am I sensing some animosity here?

Not on my part, I have him on ignore
However isn't it interesting that he once pm'd me an apology, for doing the same thing I'm told he's doing now.
*shrugs* some people are good at making themselves look like an asshole

 

[babydoll2u]

People who won't let things go, who won't acknowledge that people make mistakes, who won't let the past be the past, who keep bringing things up over and over and over again, to where people are sick of hearing about it already, though apologies have been issued, and rejected... deserve a spot right here...

 

[babydoll2u]

Who the hell are all of these Assholes who are turning "Happy Holidays" and "Merry Christmas" into a battle of what should or should not be said?!?

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. Its everyone's holiday. Now stop over-thinking it you Assholes!

amen to that!

 

[pleasteasme]

Who the hell are all of these Assholes who are turning "Happy Holidays" and "Merry Christmas" into a battle of what should or should not be said?!?

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. Its everyone's holiday. Now stop over-thinking it you Assholes!

Amen!

We almost did not get to do our Christmas tree fundraiser......aparently "Christmas" is an offensive word these days? We had to advertise them as Holiday Trees. What a bunch of bogus BS! Ridiculous if you ask me. Then again, I'm not in charge

 

[Halo_n_horns]

My son caught a cold this week. Germs are Assholes.

 

[babydoll2u]

My son caught a cold this week. Germs are Assholes.

especially the ones that hang on forever... HUGE assholes!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

especially the ones that hang on forever... HUGE assholes!

No shit there. I'd love to pull the little bugger right out of him and spend a week or so torturing the shit out of it. That is what you're s'posed to do with Assholes, y'know; torture the shit out of'em.

 

[babydoll2u]

No shit there. I'd love to pull the little bugger right out of him and spend a week or so toturing the shit out of it. That is what you're s'posed to do with Assholes, y'know; torture the shit out of'em.

LMAO!!! is that what you're s'posed to do? thanks for the advice

 

[Love*Spell]

How to spot an asshole?

Look around Lit long enough, you're sure to find the assholes that make themselves quite obvious

 

[Halo_n_horns]

How to spot an asshole?

Look around Lit long enough, you're sure to find the assholes that make themselves quite obvious

There's quite a few in the GB. Its not easy keeping them confined, though.

 

[Love*Spell]

There's quite a few in the GB. Its not easy keeping them confined, though.

LOL.....more liked "caged" is what they oughta be

 

[Halo_n_horns]

LOL.....more liked "caged" is what they oughta be

We'll have to find the Asshole that keeps letting them out and torture the shit out of him/her.

 

[Nightbird]

Funny, Drama Queens (BabyDoll) who fool around with other people's husband's and spread rumours about people. Ya shes an asshole bitch.