How to spot an Asshole...

[Halo_n_horns]

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

What are you tryin' to say?

GREAT gams by the way. WOW!

 

[IzeofGreen]

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It seems that one is also worthy of an upgrade from Asshole to Fucking Asshole.

Thank you H & H. I wanted to drop this earlier today but didn't get the chance... I wanted to apologize for politicizing the thread. I just kept seeing that pic over and over and it really bothered me.....


HOWEVER,


Using your thread for my politics was wrong and believe it or not, that makes ME an asshole......

oops....


All the best,
Ize

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

lol....lmao....no more....just lol

 

[babydoll2u]

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

roflmfao..............

 

[babydoll2u]

Thank you H & H. I wanted to drop this earlier today but didn't get the chance... I wanted to apologize for politicizing the thread. I just kept seeing that pic over and over and it really bothered me.....


HOWEVER,


Using your thread for my politics was wrong and believe it or not, that makes ME an asshole......

oops....


All the best,
Ize

Sorry Ize but I don't think that's what you did... and don't
feel that you have a thing to apologize for

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

Had to throw this one in....usually all I have to do is turn around....they usually aren't far behind

 

[IzeofGreen]

...

Sorry Ize but I don't think that's what you did... and don't
feel that you have a thing to apologize for

Thank You BabyD. I felt it fit. And still do... Gotta take care of the kids... But didn't want to ruin a perfectly hilarious thread either....


Ize

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Thank you H & H. I wanted to drop this earlier today but didn't get the chance... I wanted to apologize for politicizing the thread. I just kept seeing that pic over and over and it really bothered me.....


HOWEVER,


Using your thread for my politics was wrong and believe it or not, that makes ME an asshole......

oops....


All the best,
Ize

Nothing to apologize for. Political Assholes seem to be the most common these days. All of us could probably make a pretty long list of all the Assholes in the political games.

It's all good.

 

[IzeofGreen]

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TY Halo...

and...

The person who sits in the right lane of a FULL Interstate, yet still CAN merge left, yet DOESN'T while you are trying to slide into the flow of traffic from the on-ramp....

ASSHOLE......


(in fact this one qualifies for "asshole, asshole, ASSHOLE....)


Ize

 

[Arden]

TY Halo...

and...

The person who sits in the right lane of a FULL Interstate, yet still CAN merge left, yet DOESN'T while you are trying to slide into the flow of traffic from the on-ramp....

ASSHOLE......


(in fact this one qualifies for "asshole, asshole, ASSHOLE....)


Ize

Sitting on a stoplight-monitored "On" ramp in Dallas once, waiting for a break in rush hour traffic, an asshole tried to jump onto the freeway from behind me and wound up sitting on top of my bumper. I can't imagine a woman doing something like that in a Yugo size car full of kids!

 

[IzeofGreen]

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Sitting on a stoplight-monitored "On" ramp in Dallas once, waiting for a break in rush hour traffic, an asshole tried to jump onto the freeway from behind me and wound up sitting on top of my bumper. I can't imagine a woman doing something like that in a Yugo size car full of kids!

Egads Arden.... Yeah, definite ASSHOLE....

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

People that inturrupt threads with silly things....like


Go Cubs ..... Go Cubs.....Go Cubs.....


now that's an asshole

 

[IzeofGreen]

People that inturrupt threads with silly things....like


Go Cubs ..... Go Cubs.....Go Cubs.....


now that's an asshole

Don't think asshole qualifies..... MISGUIDED maybe.....

Ize

 

[Halo_n_horns]

When I was in the 7th grade one of the other students, who was in a couple of my classes, had lost his entire home due to a fire. He and his parents were devastated.

When he wasn't at school the next day one of our teachers inquired to the class if they new his whereabouts. Several students in the class told him about the fire.

That teacher proceeded to tell us, despite the arguments of the students, that the fire and complete loss of home and possessions was no excuse for that boy to be absent from school. He wouldn't accept any other answer on the matter.

That teacher was an Asshole.

 

[landcruisergal]

Recommended treatment.

 

[babydoll2u]

Recommended treatment.

oh... bad... lol...

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Recommended treatment.

That's great!!!

 

[IzeofGreen]

....

Someone who thinks EVERYONE is out to make a buck....


Ize

 

[Freebear]

I guess you people would know, heh

 

[Nightbird]

What are "gams?"

And I'm a HUGE asshole.

 

[nova4u]

And I'm a HUGE asshole.

LMAO....you can say it all you want Night...but I have yet to see it.

 

[CURIOUS1026]

What are "gams?"

As I recall, it is an old fashion word for legs.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

As I recall, it is an old fashion word for legs.

It's a very old-fashioned term for a nice pair of legs. There aren't many assholes left that would use such terms anymore...

 

[IzeofGreen]

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It's a very old-fashioned term for a nice pair of legs. There aren't many assholes left that would use such terms anymore...

VERY is right... late 30's early 40's unless I'm mistaken. So old, your "pins" may be tired, and your "dogs" might be barkin... and you're right, they may be a few, but there are STILL assholes who would use those terms H N H......

Ize

 

[Halo_n_horns]

VERY is right... late 30's early 40's unless I'm mistaken. So old, your "pins" may be tired, and your "dogs" might be barkin... and you're right, they may be a few, but there are STILL assholes who would use those terms H N H......

Ize

Old, yes, but this Asshole finds many of them to be far more creative and complimentary than the nonesense that's said about legs these days. Today it's not necassarily how nice a pair of legs are, so much as it is cool to come up with creative ways wanting to see them spread wide for easy access.

"The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's spread the word." or "Tonight I'll be eating at the 'Y'." and many more have taken all the beautiful legs out there from being beautiful public distractions to being just distractions in the way of another attribute.

This Asshole says revel in the beauty as a whole and the parts as you venture across them, but forsake not one for the others!!!