How to spot an Asshole...

[Halo_n_horns]

Let us not forget our animal friends who are indeed Assholes...

Cats = Assholes

Birds that won't shut the fuck up = Assholes

Tokay Geckos, Nile Monitors and Pirhana = Assholes (I've owned all three and currently still have a Tokay Gecko. The little fucker is 10" long and every inch of it is an Asshole!)

Mosquitos (All right. Not an animal, but...) = Assholes

Little yipping dogs that won't shut the fuck up = Assholes

Dobermans, Rottweilers(sp?) and Standard French Poodles = Assholes

Any feral animal (Rats, rabbits, Cane Toads, homo sapiens, etc.) = Assholes

T-Rex and Velociraptors = Probably were Assholes

Some In-laws = Assholes

Feel free to add any examples of Assholes that you happen to know of or come across in your daily business.

 

[wild_turkey1016]

As an aircrew member you could always tell who the asshole was after a couple of days on the road. If after that time you couldn't tell who the asshole was, it's probably you.

 

[Nightbird]

Opinions are like Assholes.. Everybody has one.

 

[zerimar1231]

Then I told him that he was an Asshole x 2 for leaving his wife at home sick so he could come and see this movie. My wife and son both said "Yeah!" and he had to walk away embarrassed.

Wow, What an asshole! He left his wife at home sick. That's worse than my mom's 2 asshole birds!

 

[bvoltaire]

when i am trying to spot an asshole...i usually look right between her cheeks...

 

[CURIOUS1026]

when i am trying to spot an asshole...i usually look right between her cheeks...

I do not believe they are talking about that kind of asshole........

 

[bvoltaire]

I do not believe they are talking about that kind of asshole........

oh my mistake....guess that makes me an asshole

 

[CURIOUS1026]

oh my mistake....guess that makes me an asshole

Yes, that would...........and from what I hear......one that likes to be played with........LOL

 

[bvoltaire]

Yes, that would...........and from what I hear......one that likes to be played with........LOL

mmm..hmmmmm

 

[Phalenopsis]

People who expect you to pay them for their expertise but want you to give away yours for free. ***********

 

[Sulk]

People who expect you to pay them for their expertise but want you to give away yours for free. ***********

And that breed of asshole doesn't respect the quality of your work, either!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Men and women who abuse other men and/or women and/or children. These people fall under many categories, just one of which is the Asshole category!!!

 

[babydoll2u]

just hang around here long enough... you'll find some

 

[truecelt2]

Babydoll, too true

Wherever people gather... nature's bell curve fills the quota yet again.
Found my share near soccer fields this past weekend.
Not the kids playing - but the parents.

just hang around here long enough... you'll find some

 

[babydoll2u]

Wherever people gather... nature's bell curve fills the quota yet again.
Found my share near soccer fields this past weekend.
Not the kids playing - but the parents.

been in that situation as well
when my daughter was in T-ball years ago.

The parents are infinitely worse than the kids!

 

[truecelt2]

Parental Pains

been in that situation as well
when my daughter was in T-ball years ago.
The parents are infinitely worse than the kids!

Our league (of which I coach, ref, and serve on board) instituted a few procedures to help minimize idiot parents: kids on the opposite side of the field; no coaching from the sidelines; a line 3 yards off the field to keep people behind.
Well, this weekend I'm watching my lil guy play - after reffing 2 games - and this idiot is marching up and down the spectator sideline - not only crossing that line, but obstructing everyone else's view as they sat in their lawn chairs; and coaching from the sideline AND stepping on the field to give direction!
The refs for this game were young kids - and too intimidated to approach this loudmouth - so I took it upon myself. I asked if he was a coach - ready to tell him to go to the other side - he said he wasn't then I told him to get behind the line like everyone else.
He was incredulous - such ego - "Are you serious? I used to play this game profesionally!"
I told him "Yea I'm serious and I'm happy you played - but it's irrelevant - get behind the line like everyone else."
He feebly protested, "How about some common sense here?"
I shrugged and told him, "Common sense would lead you to conclude that rules apply to you like everyone else pal. "
Afterwards I was told he is a frequent P.I.T.A. Surprise, surprise.

 

[babydoll2u]

Our league (of which I coach, ref, and serve on board) instituted a few procedures to help minimize idiot parents: kids on the opposite side of the field; no coaching from the sidelines; a line 3 yards off the field to keep people behind.
Well, this weekend I'm watching my lil guy play - after reffing 2 games - and this idiot is marching up and down the spectator sideline - not only crossing that line, but obstructing everyone else's view as they sat in their lawn chairs; and coaching from the sideline AND stepping on the field to give direction!
The refs for this game were young kids - and too intimidated to approach this loudmouth - so I took it upon myself. I asked if he was a coach - ready to tell him to go to the other side - he said he wasn't then I told him to get behind the line like everyone else.
He was incredulous - such ego - "Are you serious? I used to play this game profesionally!"
I told him "Yea I'm serious and I'm happy you played - but it's irrelevant - get behind the line like everyone else."
He feebly protested, "How about some common sense here?"
I shrugged and told him, "Common sense would lead you to conclude that rules apply to you like everyone else pal. "
Afterwards I was told he is a frequent P.I.T.A. Surprise, surprise.

LOLOL.... good for you!
and no, that's not a surprise lol....

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I know what you mean about the coaches and parents. I get to "unofficially" help coach our son's little league team because my best friend is one of the head coaches. We've come across one coach in particular who has come right out and told his kids that "running is not one of the fundamentals of the game."

Naturally, we enjoy beating the tar out of them every time we play them.

What an Asshole!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Saw two more Assholes yesterday. Both while driving.

The first was an Asshole that clearly had no regard for human life on the freeway. She was chatting on her fucking cell phone while bobbing and weaving through traffic without the use of turn signals. I think she should have had her knees shot out as soon as she got out of the vehicle, but I'm probably being an Asshole for thinking that.

The second was, in my humble opinion, an even bigger Asshole, though it wasn't something that happened on the freeway or involved any real speed. She was exiting the neighborhood I live in and came to an intersection where there's a bus stop full of kids to one side and a stop sign directly in front of her. She didn't even tap her breaks at the stop sign and went straight out onto the main street without any regard for herself or what could happen to those kids at the bus stop if she were to cause an accident.

The second one should be moved up a notch from Asshole to Fucking Asshole.

 

[IzeofGreen]

I apologize if I offend some in advance...

Sorry, I have the Asshole of the Day Winner....

All day today when I logged on to a certain news site, I saw a US soldier cradling a child after some COWARDLY ZEALOT bombed a police station.

That ZEALOT, dear friends, IS AN ASSHOLE.....


Ize

 

[KRCummings]

I thought all you had to do to spot an asshole was look in The Playground.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Oh, I thought that it was the General Board that only allowed assholes, guess I was wrong. *shrugs*

 

[babydoll2u]

Sorry, I have the Asshole of the Day Winner....

All day today when I logged on to a certain news site, I saw a US soldier cradling a child after some COWARDLY ZEALOT bombed a police station.

That ZEALOT, dear friends, IS AN ASSHOLE.....


Ize

you're so right hun....

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Sorry, I have the Asshole of the Day Winner....

All day today when I logged on to a certain news site, I saw a US soldier cradling a child after some COWARDLY ZEALOT bombed a police station.

That ZEALOT, dear friends, IS AN ASSHOLE.....


Ize

It seems that one is also worthy of an upgrade from Asshole to Fucking Asshole.

 

[Arden]

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.