How do you answer the following:

[calypso_21]

Have you ever had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?

Yes or no


Well what if you have had sex on both the floor AND the roof.

What if you had sex on just the roof?



Am I just having a blonde moment?

 

[Dietrich K.]

The first rule of apartment living : One man's roof is another man's floor.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

If you're in a 2nd story apartment and have sex on the floor, are you also having sex on the roof?

 

[calypso_21]

This is my point and doesn't answer my question.

 

[kotori]

No, no--you guys are getting ceiling and roof confused. The roof is the thing that keeps the rain out. The ceiling is that flat thing you see when you look up. In an apartment, one man's ceiling is another man's floor. But they all share the same roof, or what we used to call in Jersey City "Tar Beach." For when you couldn't get down the Shore.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Do you think Lionel Richie still likes to dance on the ceiling?

 

[perks]

Have you ever had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?

Yes or no


Well what if you have had sex on both the floor AND the roof.

What if you had sex on just the roof?



Am I just having a blonde moment?

they didn't mean any flat standing surface, just the floor, because the roof question was in a different part of the quiz.

 

[kotori]

I should add, that if anyone has had sex on the ceiling, I'm all ears.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Roof is good, just dont make it a steep pitch

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

I should add, that if anyone has had sex on the ceiling, I'm all ears.

does a harness count?

 

[Guest]

 

[calypso_21]

I should add, that if anyone has had sex on the ceiling, I'm all ears.

That's what the neighbors said too!

 

[Lancecastor]

If the question is sex the answer is yes.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Have you ever had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?

Yes or no


Well what if you have had sex on both the floor AND the roof.

What if you had sex on just the roof?



Am I just having a blonde moment?

OBJECTION! Compound question. Vague and ambiguous. Lacks foundation.

 

[phrodeau]

I have hit the ceiling during sex, but that was in a car.

 

[Epiphany]

I've had sex on the floor AND the roof, but not at the same time...does the roof of a car count???

Have you ever had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?


Well what if you have had sex on both the floor AND the roof.

What if you had sex on just the roof?



Am I just having a blonde moment?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[patient1]

Blondes are the ones that get away with mental lapses, Red heads have a liscense to loose their temper for no apparent reason. Get with the program.


I think sex on the ceiling requires a harness...

 

[milkman4300]

I have done it on top of a travel traler. I guess this counts, because it was not really a floor.

 

[Epiphany]

How about if you started out on the bed, then ended up on the floor....that counts, right?

 

[Guest]

 

[calypso_21]

Re: Re: How do you answer the following:

I've had sex on the floor AND the roof, but not at the same time...does the roof of a car count???

That was another question I'd thought of too!

 

[Epiphany]

uhh...noooo

The bed was on the floor...so that doesn't count then???

How about wall sex?????

Was the bed on the ceiling???

 

[Guest]

Re: uhh...noooo