Hillbillys

[Vinny]

There were 3 hillbillys talking about how stupid their wives were!
#1 My wife is so stupid that she bought a washing machine and she knows hillbillys don't have running water" <they all laughed>
#2 "My wife is dumber than yours, she bought an air conditioner and she knows us hillbillys dont have electricity"<They all laughed again>
#3 "my wife got yall's beat, she is so dumb, I went in her purse to get change of a 50 dollar bill and I found 6 condoms and she dont even have a cock"

 

[MidnightAngel]

Cute!!!!

(Hmmm....maybe I should take offense....I'm from a part of the country that's just full of "hilljacks". )

 

[Vinny]

Texas

I feel your pain<Texas>

 

[lovetoread]

Gee ya know I heard that conversation just last week.

 

[sch00lteacher]

I love stupid hillbilly jokes.

For the record I was born in West Virginia. That is where my family is from. Some of them still live on the sides of mountains with no electricity, or indoor plumbing.

Nothing like an outhouse on a cold morning.

Best people in the world though. If I called up that neck of the woods and left a message that my mother's son (me) needed help real bad like, I'd have 50 pick up trucks parked in my yard tomorrow.

 

[Vinny]

50

I sure hope your yard can hold 50 of them. If not, send half of them my way, Could always use help.