Hi Everyone I'm new around here.

[parodyluvr75]

Dear Lit

I'm a long time lurker who has never read any posts on the general board. I'll insert devil smileys in my lecherous posts. I want to rite a story. Also I can't find a story and the author's hangout seemed like the wrong place to post and I'm too lazy to use search. My mother told me to post. I love all of you, from a distance. I wouldn't have cyber without full hazmat gear on. Who wants to chat, I'm bored. Post your naked pictures or the name of your favorite candy bar in this thread.

Kisses,

Noob

PS I love you.
PSS I hate you.
PSSS I want to TH to pluck me.

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Lit

I'm a long time lurker who has never read any posts on the general board. I'll insert devil smileys in my lecherous posts. I want to rite a story. Also I can't find a story and the author's hangout seemed like the wrong place to post and I'm too lazy to use search. My mother told me to post. I love all of you, from a distance. I wouldn't have cyber without full hazmat gear on. Who wants to chat, I'm bored. Post your naked pictures or the name of your favorite candy bar in this thread.

Kisses,

Noob

PS I love you.
PSS I hate you.
PSSS I want to TH to pluck me.

You've flown the nest a bit early, haven't you?

 

[pete]

Dear Lit

I'm a long time lurker who has never read any posts on the general board. I'll insert devil smileys in my lecherous posts. I want to rite a story. Also I can't find a story and the author's hangout seemed like the wrong place to post and I'm too lazy to use search. My mother told me to post. I love all of you, from a distance. I wouldn't have cyber without full hazmat gear on. Who wants to chat, I'm bored. Post your naked pictures or the name of your favorite candy bar in this thread.

Kisses,

Noob

PS I love you.
PSS I hate you.
PSSS I want to TH to pluck me.

lol, awesome

 

[parodyluvr75]

You've flown the nest a bit early, haven't you?

I'm just clucking around.

 

[lovetoread]

 

[parodyluvr75]

My favorite too, leave it to you.

 

[eric60red]

Dear Lit

I'm a long time lurker who has never read any posts on the general board. I'll insert devil smileys in my lecherous posts. I want to rite a story. Also I can't find a story and the author's hangout seemed like the wrong place to post and I'm too lazy to use search. My mother told me to post. I love all of you, from a distance. I wouldn't have cyber without full hazmat gear on. Who wants to chat, I'm bored. Post your naked pictures or the name of your favorite candy bar in this thread.

Kisses,

Noob

PS I love you.
PSS I hate you.
PSSS I want to TH to pluck me.

you brought a smile to my face, and no need to be bored, there must be plenty of people on the bored who can offer you some witty chat, if not I'm available some times, as I am kept quite busy

 

[renard_ruse]

Welcome. Watch out for Rory and her alts.

 

[butters]

Welcome. Watch out for Rory and her alts.

yes, you really are this stupid. i almost forgot. you get a free pass because you can't help it.

 

[HeavensGate]

Dear Lit

I'm a long time lurker who has never read any posts on the general board. I'll insert devil smileys in my lecherous posts. I want to rite a story. Also I can't find a story and the author's hangout seemed like the wrong place to post and I'm too lazy to use search. My mother told me to post. I love all of you, from a distance. I wouldn't have cyber without full hazmat gear on. Who wants to chat, I'm bored. Post your naked pictures or the name of your favorite candy bar in this thread.

I'm looking at ten years to life, how about you?

Have a nice day.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Lit

I'm a long time lurker who has never read any posts on the general board. I'll insert devil smileys in my lecherous posts. I want to rite a story. Also I can't find a story and the author's hangout seemed like the wrong place to post and I'm too lazy to use search. My mother told me to post. I love all of you, from a distance. I wouldn't have cyber without full hazmat gear on. Who wants to chat, I'm bored. Post your naked pictures or the name of your favorite candy bar in this thread.

Kisses,

Noob

PS I love you.
PSS I hate you.
PSSS I want to TH to pluck me.

Lit has stories?

 

[Tryharder62]

Show your tits like all newbs are required to. Welcome to lit. I have to know someone pretty well before I pluck them.

 

[Harrypalm]

Listen Bud. I'm the king of long time lurkers around here...

 

[blackleggings]

Listen Bud. I'm the king of long time lurkers around here...

I want to see a picture of your harry palm.

 

[run_silent]

Show your tits like all newbs are required to. Welcome to lit. I have to know someone pretty well before I pluck them.

Yeppers you are a noob. Show us your tits or you don't count and I'm not talking about wet bird tits.

Pluck you noobie

 

[XdOu™]

lol.. welcome back

 

[Mischka]

Anything with hazelnuts or marzipan makes me weak in the knees. There are several good brands; the Germans in particular make tasty chocolate bars with these key ingredients.

 

[kotori]

Dear Lit...
Noob

PS I love you.
PSS I hate you.
PSSS I want to TH to pluck me.

Dear N00b,

"PS" means post script, Latin-like stuff for "writing after"; that's why you put it between your signature and the writing after your signature. If you want to add stuff "post" the post script, it's "PPS", that is "post post script". And et cetera. PPS, PPPS; you get the point.

Yours in writing,

Grammar Nazi.

 

[eric60red]

Kiss

I love to Kiss, and I am English

 

[XdOu™]

 

[parodyluvr75]

Welcome. Watch out for Rory and her alts.

Thanks?

yes, you really are this stupid. i almost forgot. you get a free pass because you can't help it.

Hello Butters! You're given out passes? I want one for the movies or a lobster dinner.

I'm looking at ten years to life, how about you?

Have a nice day.

Tony Cliffton?

Lit has stories?

That's what I heard but who knows?

Show your tits like all newbs are required to. Welcome to lit. I have to know someone pretty well before I pluck them.

You know you'd love to pluck me, Babe.

Listen Bud. I'm the king of long time lurkers around here...

You spelled bird wrong.

Yeppers you are a noob. Show us your tits or you don't count and I'm not talking about wet bird tits.

Pluck you noobie

You ruffled my feathers.

lol.. welcome back

Anything with hazelnuts or marzipan makes me weak in the knees. There are several good brands; the Germans in particular make tasty chocolate bars with these key ingredients.

That sounds delicious. I've never had a German chocolate bar, Belgian chocolate is tasty.

Dear N00b,

"PS" means post script, Latin-like stuff for "writing after"; that's why you put it between your signature and the writing after your signature. If you want to add stuff "post" the post script, it's "PPS", that is "post post script". And et cetera. PPS, PPPS; you get the point.

Yours in writing,

Grammar Nazi.

Dear Grammar Nazi Person,

You just volunteered to edit my stories? Thank you, I will remember to use more pees. Shouldn't this be in the fetish section?

Lurve,

The Bird

I love to Kiss, and I am English

I heard the rumors, a regular Georgie Porgie.

 

[lovetoread]

Watch out for the English. I hear they are still pissed we got away from them and bettered the language.

 

[parodyluvr75]

^^^sexy pigtail puller

You know the American Revolution is still fresh in their minds. We don't have accents or superfluous us.