Hey guys? Did you ever leave the house and forget your dick was hanging out????

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yep me too.

This happens to me all the time.

I guess it was the 70's, yeah, that's where I left my memory.

And there I go - every couple of days. I take a pee before I leave in the morning and walk out the door.

Just floppin' in the wind.

The weird part is when some dude smiles at me.

 

[rambling man]

January, 1994...it was -10 degrees out...for the next week I had a vagina...never did that again

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

A frost bit dick.....

lookin' like a blackened Oscar Meyer in a cam fire.

Good luck puss boy.

 

[Savage Kitten]

ROTFL

OMG! Spunkmeister... you are too much! haha

I'm curious, any memories of catchin "Mr. Winkie" in your zipper?

 

[R Nitelight]

Sparky Kronkite

Couldn't happen to me.
I'd trip over it before I took three steps.......

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, sweetie, that's your ego, not your dick.

Yeah, I left mine out one day and the dog found it. Imagine explaining that one. Before you make the cracks, the damned thing is rubber and I left it out on the front porch by accident. No, I'm not going to explain it to you, so don't ask.

 

[miles]

Man, I HATE when that happens.

 

[Markov Cain]

I do it on purpose!
I read about it in a book on how to pick up women by one WJ Clinton.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Yeah... until I slammed the car door on it!

 

[GuyJD]

The last time that happened to me, I just happened to meet Lorraina Bobbit I never realized that I was hanging "sweet n low" until she began chasing me with a butcher knife and saying something about needing it for a pot of file' gumbo. Boy, those were the days!!