Hello newbies...

[cloudy]

But she's our favorite bitchtress from hell.

Some people have posted pink on purpose in order to earn her wrath.

They did not survive.

We've decided that we are long lost sisters. We may have to include you in that.

 

[Guest]

We've decided that we are long lost sisters. We may have to include you in that.

Well, OK.

Just as long as we can still have sex.

 

[glynndah]

*quickly deletes the magenta, pink, and plum fonts, just in case*

 

[cloudy]

Well, OK.

Just as long as we can still have sex.

Well, of course.

 

[Guest]

Well, of course.

Allrighty, then!

 

[rgraham666]

But she's our favorite bitchtress from hell.

Some people have posted pink on purpose in order to earn her wrath.

They did not survive.

Yes I did.

But I didn't like it very much.

 

[Guest]

Yes I did.

But I didn't like it very much.

What did she do to ya, Rob?

Or can you talk about it yet?

 

[rgraham666]

What did she do to ya, Rob?

Or can you talk about it yet?

I've blanked it out of my mind.

Please, don't make me talk about it.

 

[Guest]

I've blanked it out of my mind.

Please, don't make me talk about it.

I'll be gentle.

 

[rgraham666]

I'll be gentle.

Drat!

 

[glynndah]

*shivers and wonders if sparkly pink gown needs to be taken back to Oz for a slight change of color*

 

[Guest]

Drat!

Let me rephrase.

I'll be gentle.

But you don't have to be.

 

[damppanties]

*shivers and wonders if sparkly pink bubble needs to be taken back to Oz for a slight change of color*

That's ok. She won't notice. Just siddle around with downcast eyes while she's around.

 

[rgraham666]

Let me rephrase.

I'll be gentle.

But you don't have to be.

Sproing!

 

[Guest]

Sproing!

I love it when you do that.

 

[glynndah]

That's ok. She won't notice. Just siddle around with downcast eyes while she's around.

*practices sidling and "demure-iness* Thank you for the advice.

 

[Guest]

*practices sidling and "demure-iness* Thank you for the advice.

But you know?

When Abs is having PMS? That demure stuff makes her even more angry.

She'd prefer you leave chocolate at the door and run away.

 

[damppanties]

*practices sidling and "demure-iness* Thank you for the advice.

You're welcome.

Now, if she does notice, immediately throw off the gown. Yes.

 

[damppanties]

But you know?

When Abs is having PMS? That demure stuff makes her even more angry.

She'd prefer you leave chocolate at the door and run away.

Hush sarah! I'm trying to get her to strip as soon as she sees Abs.

 

[glynndah]

But you know?

When Abs is having PMS? That demure stuff makes her even more angry.

She'd prefer you leave chocolate at the door and run away.

*looks at half pound bar of Dutch dark chocolate she's been looking forward to nibbling on. smooths shiny gold wrapper back in place, just in case* On the mat?

 

[Guest]

Hush sarah! I'm trying to get her to strip as soon as she sees Abs.

Damn! (sorry!)

 

[Guest]

*looks at half pound bar of Dutch dark chocolate she's been looking forward to nibbling on. smooths shiny gold wrapper back in place, just in case* On the mat?

You have to offer it between your breasts, actually.

While on your knees.

 

[damppanties]

You have to offer it between your breasts, actually.

While on your knees.

*applauds*

 

[glynndah]

You have to offer it between your breasts, actually.

While on your knees.

Oh, man! I just got out of the closet with Vermilion in the Rumours thread last night. Rats! *sighs, shrugs shoulders, opens the closet door, turns on the light and settles down for a long evening*

 

[rgraham666]

I love it when you do that.

I love it when you make me do that.