Hello newbies...

[glynndah]

Hmm, I've been here for a while and I can't remember ever being attacked by Cloudy, even as a naive little newbie. Was I just good at dodging or is my time coming? *looks around the corner*

 

[SeaCat]

The main thing to keep in mind: It's all bollocks.
Everything that anyone posts, everything that anyone espouses, everything that anyone cries about, everything that anyone finds funny, everything that anyone finds sad.

All things political, social or personal. Flaming, flirting and farting. Rules for writing, rules for communicating, rules for interacting.

Trolls, scores and H's. Contests, feedback and messaging.

It's all bollocks.

Now that is indeed a load of Bollocks!

Granted there is a lot of Bovine Excrement tossed about here, but there is much here that is true and important.

Cat

 

[cloudy]

Hmm, I've been here for a while and I can't remember ever being attacked by Cloudy, even as a naive little newbie. Was I just good at dodging or is my time coming? *looks around the corner*

You're a good witch.....someone has to be the bad witch. Balance, girl, balance.

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[only_more_so]

The main thing to keep in mind: It's all bollocks.
Everything that anyone posts, everything that anyone espouses, everything that anyone cries about, everything that anyone finds funny, everything that anyone finds sad.

All things political, social or personal. Flaming, flirting and farting. Rules for writing, rules for communicating, rules for interacting.

Trolls, scores and H's. Contests, feedback and messaging.

It's all bollocks.

I couldn't agree more. Just one thing, what's a bollocks?

 

[glynndah]

You're a good witch.....someone has to be the bad witch. Balance, girl, balance.

Great. I was so hoping I wasn't being ignored.

 

[Trombonus]

I couldn't agree more. Just one thing, what's a bollocks?

Um, I could be wrong, but I believe it's an old wooden ship

 

[glynndah]

Um, I could be wrong, but I believe it's an old wooden ship

Sure, CSNY sang it.

 

[TE999]

Um, I could be wrong, but I believe it's an old wooden ship

Nah, it's a bullock that's been neutered.

 

[gauchecritic]

dic.dot.com

n. Vulgar Slang

1. The testicles.
2. Nonsense.

In the grand scheme of things...
any answer that complies with your own conclusion.

 

[yui]

There seems to be a plethora of newbies here in the last day or so, and I got tired of waving, so....

Hello newbies....
[*]I'm a bitch, don't push me (and I just noticed that when I'm tired, my spelling goes all to shit)

That should cover it. Newbie form "hello" - works for me.

Have fun.

You are my sister and who the hell are all these new people?! I feel lost. Thank god for you.

Nor do I, yet I thought I'd add a little zest. LOL

You are always zesty ... and yummy … please don't tie me up.

I'll watch.

And obtain the pay per view rights.

Kisses, hugs, and hello, my sweet, Rob. Congrats on the publishing.

Cloudy's an Ox.

And you’re quite prolific! “Cloudy is perfect,” works, mostly.

There's no newbie in this thread.

Can I pretend to be one for today?

Show me your newness, and I’ll show you mine …. <cough>

As for Cloudy, she truly is a Bitch Kitty of the First Class and one whom I hold in the utmost regards. She is a Warrior with Honor.

Cat

She’s Grace, eh? Mean and fierce and kind and beautiful. Not an easy thing to be, is my sister.

Cautiously raising my hand to say hello.



(Is it safe?)

‘ello! <happy, but quick wave, cos I’m only here for a breath>

The main thing to keep in mind: It's all bollocks.
Everything that anyone posts, everything that anyone espouses, everything that anyone cries about, everything that anyone finds funny, everything that anyone finds sad.

All things political, social or personal. Flaming, flirting and farting. Rules for writing, rules for communicating, rules for interacting.

Trolls, scores and H's. Contests, feedback and messaging.

It's all bollocks.

He speaks wisdom in most things … bollocks in others. Flaming, flirting, farting, posting … wisdom in most ….

 

[rgraham666]

Kisses, hugs, and hello, my sweet, Rob. Congrats on the publishing.

Yui!

So good to see you sweetie. *HUGS*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hmm, I've been here for a while and I can't remember ever being attacked by Cloudy, even as a naive little newbie. Was I just good at dodging or is my time coming? *looks around the corner*

I have been. A couple of times. It's not enjoyable...

____

Always read SeaCat's topics. They are enjoyable and thought provoking. If you don't learn anything from them than there is something wrong with you

 

[only_more_so]

n. Vulgar Slang

1. The testicles.
2. Nonsense.

In the grand scheme of things...
any answer that complies with your own conclusion.

Damn. Not sure I like the idea that testicles are synonymous with nonsense.

 

[angelicminx]

You are my sister and who the hell are all these new people?! I feel lost. Thank god for you.


You are always zesty ... and yummy … please don't tie me up.


Kisses, hugs, and hello, my sweet, Rob. Congrats on the publishing.


And you’re quite prolific! “Cloudy is perfect,” works, mostly.


Show me your newness, and I’ll show you mine …. <cough>

She’s Grace, eh? Mean and fierce and kind and beautiful. Not an easy thing to be, is my sister.


‘ello! <happy, but quick wave, cos I’m only here for a breath>

He speaks wisdom in most things … bollocks in others. Flaming, flirting, farting, posting … wisdom in most ….

Yui sighting! Hi!

 

[cloudy]

You are my sister and who the hell are all these new people?! I feel lost. Thank god for you.

She’s Grace, eh? Mean and fierce and kind and beautiful. Not an easy thing to be, is my sister. ‘

I know, right????

I miss you something fierce, biiwaabikokaan gwanaaj bangiiwagad odaangweyan.

 

[damppanties]

n. Vulgar Slang

1. The testicles.
2. Nonsense.

In the grand scheme of things...
any answer that complies with your own conclusion.

What's all this about bollocks? Feeling very irritable and grouchy even to pretend gauche?

 

[Vermilion]

Damn. Not sure I like the idea that testicles are synonymous with nonsense.

Balls!

x
V

 

[Vermilion]

Cautiously raising my hand to say hello.



(Is it safe?)

While you're polite, then it is safe.
That's why I always remember my manners. I *so* am not thick-skinned enough to be on the wrong end of some of these folks' typing...

x
V

 

[Guest]

I'm stopping in to say "hello" too.

 

[kendo1]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/gruppe/712.gif

Welcome.

 

[Guest]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/gruppe/712.gif

Welcome.

Thank you.

 

[TxRad]

I'm stopping in to say "hello" too.

Morning, and welcome to the madhouse.....

Morning Ken..... Have you been stealing happy faces again......

 

[king_wesley]

Hello I am new and just wanted to say:

Stories take more than 72 hours to be uploaded, why does Literotica lie?

All of my stories scored less than 5 and have less than 2,000,000 votes. Why does everybody hate me?

People aren't replying in deatail to every post I make. Why do you people hate me double?

None of the women here have tried to PM me and seduce. Why do you think I'm ugly?

There is no thread here all about my arrival. Why am I not important to you?


Is that the right tact or did I miss something?

 

[TxRad]

Hello I am new and just wanted to say:

Stories take more than 72 hours to be uploaded, why does Literotica lie?

All of my stories scored less than 5 and have less than 2,000,000 votes. Why does everybody hate me?

People aren't replying in deatail to every post I make. Why do you people hate me double?

None of the women here have tried to PM me and seduce. Why do you think I'm ugly?

There is no thread here all about my arrival. Why am I not important to you?


Is that the right tact or did I miss something?

Huh?

Did you say something was was that the wind whistling between your legs....

We need a rubber stamp around here sometimes.... is what Cloudy was saying....