Hello newbies...

[king_wesley]

It has now been at least 14 minutes since I posted so i think it is about time for the obligatory 'Why haven't you answered me yet, anybody?' post.

Am I getting this newbie thing right?

 

[_Lynn_]

It has now been at least 14 minutes since I posted so i think it is about time for the obligatory 'Why haven't you answered me yet, anybody?' post.

Am I getting this newbie thing right?

Morning.... "Newbie" Wesley

I haven't been here long myself....but I know this---

You will find there are a lot of great people here....
Ask questions if you need help.....everyone was a newbie at one time...
Look around the forum at the tons of information posted...
You will get out of it what you put into it.....
Be respectful...the amount of talent and knowledge here is amazing......
Have fun....but not at others' expense

So cruise around, check out some threads and enjoy. But also be aware of how much you can learn here. Most of this has probably already been said...just telling you a few things I have discovered in My short time here. And what I can think of so early this morning

 

[gauchecritic]

Hello I am new and just wanted to say:

Stories take more than 72 hours to be uploaded, why does Literotica lie?

All of my stories scored less than 5 and have less than 2,000,000 votes. Why does everybody hate me?

People aren't replying in deatail to every post I make. Why do you people hate me double?

None of the women here have tried to PM me and seduce. Why do you think I'm ugly?

There is no thread here all about my arrival. Why am I not important to you?


Is that the right tact or did I miss something?

Only one reason and one reason alone answers your every question (Mr) king. We in the AH are dyed in the wool, rabid trekkies to a man (and woman) and the one common bond between us is that we all hate and abhor Mr Crusher. (and yes we do think you're ugly too)

 

[rgraham666]

Ahem.

Not a Trekkie.

Don't get me started about Babylon 5 though.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I was always more of a Farscape fan

 

[gauchecritic]

What's all this about bollocks? Feeling very irritable and grouchy even to pretend gauche?

Just answering unasked tiny, parochial, small minded questions with BIG answers. (It's not 42, it's all bollocks)

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. [groucho smiley]

 

[gauchecritic]

Ahem.

Not a Trekkie.

Don't get me started about Babylon 5 though.

I was always more of a Farscape fan

But we still think he's ugly right?

 

[cloudy]

But we still think he's ugly right?

We think all newbs are ugly.

 

[rgraham666]

We think all newbs are ugly.

I never thought you were ugly.

But we were newbs at the same time so my perception might be warped.

 

[cloudy]

I never thought you were ugly.

But we were newbs at the same time so my perception might be warped.

you must have missed the memo.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

you must have missed the memo.

He was a newbie. They don't receive the memo

And I think all males are ugly. Women, on the other hand...

 

[jomar]

Morning.... "Newbie" Wesley

I haven't been here long myself....but I know this---

You will find there are a lot of great people here....
Ask questions if you need help.....everyone was a newbie at one time...
Look around the forum at the tons of information posted...
You will get out of it what you put into it.....
Be respectful...the amount of talent and knowledge here is amazing......
Have fun....but not at others' expense

So cruise around, check out some threads and enjoy. But also be aware of how much you can learn here. Most of this has probably already been said...just telling you a few things I have discovered in My short time here. And what I can think of so early this morning

What she said. And from one newbie to another, welcome.

 

[LadyCibelle]

He was a newbie. They don't receive the memo

And I think all males are ugly. Women, on the other hand...

Even if you're not a newb anymore, sometimes you don't get the memos. It happens when your presence is so scarce.

 

[rgraham666]

Even if you're not a newb anymore, sometimes you don't get the memos. It happens when your presence is so scarce.

(Hands LadyC a memo just so she doesn't feel left out. It reads, 'Milk, eggs, cigs. Don't screw it up this time. Signed, Abs')

Better?

 

[king_wesley]

Thanks for clearing that up.

(goes off to order some plastic surgery.)

 

[LadyCibelle]

(Hands LadyC a memo just so she doesn't feel left out. It reads, 'Milk, eggs, cigs. Don't screw it up this time. Signed, Abs')

Better?

Awww, Rob . I knew I could count on you.

Can I add chocolate to that list?

 

[Guest]

In case I haven't said so before...

Hello Newbs, all of ya'll, welcome (this is an encompassing hello dated from March '06 to date since I'm forgetful and fueled by c-c-c-caffeine)!

 

[glynndah]

Thanks for clearing that up.

(goes off to order some plastic surgery.)

Don't bother. We give you cute little masks to put on until the "newbieness" wears off. Okay, big brown paper bags are sometimes necessary, but probably not in your case.

A welcome from a good little witch.

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[rgraham666]

Two more posts and you lose your virginity. That's close enough.

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[glynndah]

I'm posting again -

And now you're experienced. Do you feel any different? Did you run to the mirror to check?

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[cloudy]

I don't feel any wiser.

Such a disappointment.

Ah, but you're beginning to look much better.