Hello newbies...

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[Guest]

I love it when you make me do that.

 

[cloudy]

You know, I may not venture into ABS for awhile.

A long while.

pssst! Don't tell her I said so, but she's a big softie, really.

 

[Guest]

pssst! Don't tell her I said so, but she's a big softie, really.

Yeah.

When you squeeze her she makes that Poppin' Fresh Dough sound.

 

[glynndah]

Yeah.

When you squeeze her she makes that Poppin' Fresh Dough sound.

*wonders: the giggle or the pop! of the biscuit tube coming apart?*

 

[Guest]

*wonders: the giggle or the pop! of the biscuit tube coming apart?*

The giggle, except it is more evil sounding.

 

[glynndah]

The giggle, except it is more evil sounding.

*listens intently, her ear pressed to the closet door*

 

[TitilateMe]

*listens intently, her ear pressed to the closet door*

Now this newbie is getting a little nervous!

 

[glynndah]

Now this newbie is getting a little nervous!

*slides packet of chocolate under the door* Here, take this and just be ready. I'm sure it'll be just fine. Really.

 

[TitilateMe]

*slides packet of chocolate under the door* Here, take this and just be ready. I'm sure it'll be just fine. Really.

Thanks for the chocolate! Do you promise to stand by with your magical powers and protect me?

*Where are my ruby slippers?!*

There's no place like Lit, there's no place like Lit...

 

[glynndah]

Thanks for the chocolate! Do you promise to stand by with your magical powers and protect me?

*Where are my ruby slippers?!*

There's no place like Lit, there's no place like Lit...

Oh, God! You didn't eat all of it, did you? You were supposed to save it for ABS! Run! No! Wait! Don't run! Don't draw any attention in any way! Just save yourself the best way you can.


*and she showed such promise, too*

 

[Guest]

Oh, God! You didn't eat all of it, did you? You were supposed to save it for ABS! Run! No! Wait! Don't run! Don't draw any attention in any way! Just save yourself the best way you can.


*and she showed such promise, too*

OK, no harm done.

If the chocolate is gone, then vibrators could work as a secondary bribe.

 

[rgraham666]

She likes the black one with the clit massager best.

Just sayin'.

 

[Guest]

She likes the black one with the clit massager best.

Just sayin'.

No, that's ME, Rob!

I think she likes the nuclear powered one.

 

[rgraham666]

No, that's ME, Rob!

I think she likes the nuclear powered one.

Oops.

That one's kinda scary.

 

[Guest]

Oops.

That one's kinda scary.

Well, so is Abs.

 

[glynndah]

No, that's ME, Rob!

I think she likes the nuclear powered one.

Cold fusion. Not just a theoretical way to power the world of the future any more.

 

[Guest]

Cold fusion. Not just a theoretical way to power the world of the future any more.

BWAH!

 

[glynndah]

An eerie green glow envelops the AH.

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[glynndah]

Is this cold fusion or a glow-in-the-dark vibrator?

Do you really want to get close enough to her to find out?

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[glynndah]

Um, no.

Not at all!

Some things are destined to remain forever a mystery.

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[bluebell]

Walk softly and avoid the glow-in-the-dark vibrators.

Hey everybody.

Thought it might be good to wave hello (although my hands don't seem to be waving at the moment, so I might have to fix that).
And to say that I do have a hard-hat with me in case I encounter any, um, construction-y things.
I try to step carefully, though.

In any case, nice to meet you all. You seem a decent lot (to say the very least).