Hello newbies...

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Memberships? That's what we're calling them now? *mumbles I always just called them penii* Why didn't I see that memo? *searches bubble for stray bits of paper*

Well, that's not quite what I meant, both oh, well.....lol....

 

[glynndah]

A welcome for the newbie from this good little witch.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

A welcome for the newbie from this good little witch.

Thank you, love. But you are a good witch, then? Not a bad one like my ex. Lol.

 

[cloudy]

Thank you, love. But you are a good witch, then? Not a bad one like my ex. Lol.

don't knock bad witches.

 

[rgraham666]

don't knock bad witches.

Not if you don't want to be turned into a frog.

 

[cloudy]

Not if you don't want to be turned into a frog.

or something worse.

 

[glynndah]

Thank you, love. But you are a good witch, then? Not a bad one like my ex. Lol.

Did you actually read this thread? You'd better start kissing her feet (while holding up chocolate) quickly.

 

[cloudy]

Did you actually read this thread? You'd better start kissing her feet (while holding up chocolate) quickly.

Of course he didn't read it. He's a guy.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

don't knock bad witches.

Well, actually, that was facetious of me. I doubt that she believes in anything. She seemed to be an atheist or agnostic. I'm just glad that she doesn't believe in us anymore, because I don't anymore, either.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Of course he didn't read it. He's a guy.

LMAO. Sounds like something that my sister would say.

 

[Guest]

Not if you don't want to be turned into a frog.

Oh, fuck the frog, baby.

We destroy testicles.

Ahem.

 

[cloudy]

Oh, fuck the frog, baby.

We destroy testicles.

Ahem.

Indeed.

 

[glynndah]

Witch is a term of respect around here.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Witch is a term of respect around here.

That shall take some getting used to, but I shall try.

 

[glynndah]

That shall take some getting used to, but I shall try.

All part of the process of being a newbie. We'll cut you some slack right now, but you'd better stay on your toes.



Or on your knees, whatever works best for you

 

[oggbashan]

Witch is a term of respect around here.

In German, it is pronounced very like the word for masturbation...

Og

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

All part of the process of being a newbie. We'll cut you some slack right now, but you'd better stay on your toes.



Or on your knees, whatever works best for you

Not really to my taste, the on the knees thing, but the toes shall work.

 

[glynndah]

In German, it is pronounced very like the word for masturbation...

Og

Like I said, respect.

 

[oggbashan]

Like I said, respect.

As King Og, witches were allowed to be witches if they paid their taxes on time.

If not, they were politely asked to leave my country (at the point of a sharp spear).

Tax-paying witches were protected by Royal decree and any insult to them risked not only the witches' wrath but the Royal guards' spear-points.

Bashan was a haven for witches. Paying moderate and affordable taxes was preferred to being burnt at a stake.

Some witches referred to my taxes as a protection racket...

Og

 

[glynndah]

As King Og, witches were allowed to be witches if they paid their taxes on time.

If not, they were politely asked to leave my country (at the point of a sharp spear).

Tax-paying witches were protected by Royal decree and any insult to them risked not only the witches' wrath but the Royal guards' spear-points.

Bashan was a haven for witches. Paying moderate and affordable taxes was preferred to being burnt at a stake.

Some witches referred to my taxes as a protection racket...

Og

*quickly gathers bag of gold coins to lay at Og's feet*

 

[cloudy]

*quickly gathers bag of gold coins to lay at Og's feet*

I suppose there's a reason I'm not European.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

I suppose there's a reason I'm not European.

Technically, neither am I. I'm Rhodesian. lol.

 

[cloudy]

Technically, neither am I. I'm Rhodesian. lol.

And I'm American....TRUE North American, not the imported kind.

 

[24ward]

"Rhodesian Government-in-Exile"?

Provocative! Nothing will bring order faster than exchanging Mugabe for the return of "Apartheid's Hat", hmm?

Is that signature the declaration of an unreconstructed racist, or an ironic historical reference?

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Provocative! Nothing will bring order faster than exchanging Mugabe for the return of "Apartheid's Hat", hmm?

Is that signature the declaration of an unreconstructed racist, or an ironic historical reference?

I prefer a government that isn't either a racist regime or a Marxist-Leninist tyranny. I use Rhodesia as a way of signaling that I am unreconciled to Mugabe and shall remain so. He betrayed every promise that he made to the people. This is my own witty protest against his criminal regime. Too bad Murozewa lost.