Haiku ~ You Coo

[Rambling Rose]

See? Even Jimmie noticed!

 

[BigDawg69]

Woh now, Jazz Man Jim
No pucker for you from me
But perhaps Rose will.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I'll kiss anything
Hairy ass or sweet soft mouth
All is good to me

 

[Olivianna]

Cookies on a dish
Sweet visions of paradise
Drop 'em down the hatch

 

[Rambling Rose]

Got milk to go with?
I have a raging thirst now
Only milk will do

 

[JazzManJim]

My sandwich calls me
A pagoda of turkey
Mt Fuji looks small.

 

[sunstruck]

Why Rose I am shocked
Not selective with kisses?
Hairy ass no kiss

 

[sunstruck]

Got milk to go with?
I have a raging thirst now
Only milk will do

Call Rubyfruit in
And from her ample bosom
sweet milk nectar flows

 

[Olivianna]

Milk I've got but yet
Be aware of its true source -
From soy not heifer

 

[Rambling Rose]

My sandwich calls me
A pagoda of turkey
Mt Fuji looks small.

*wild applause*

God damn, that is good
Make one for me too, okay?
With some sweet pickles

 

[Rambling Rose]

Milk I've got but yet
Be aware of its true source -
From soy not heifer

Have you tried soy Chai?
It's really my favorite
You can't taste the soy

 

[BigDawg69]

I have a great friend
With whom I spent a Tuesday
I value her more

 

[Rambling Rose]

Tuesdays are real nice
Saturdays are better though
Sundays you sleep in

 

[Olivianna]

Stucturalism -
Bah! It's just a crock of shit
one plus one is none

 

[BigDawg69]

Pert nipples I lick
Sweet cunnilingus I do
Beyond orgasm


edited because I thought of a better word.

 

[JazzManJim]

Tomato slices
Upon a bed of lettuce
Whisper of mayo.

Lightly toasted bread
Browned like the sun-kissed bathers
Frame lunchtime goodness

Sweet Pickles crowd 'round
An army of tasty green
Besiege the sandwich.

 

[Rambling Rose]

You're making me drool
And not in a sexy way
I need to eat now!

 

[Dick thick]

You may be a cunt

I can be a bitch
There's more to me than that, though
I am a cunt, too

But I'd have to lick you awhile to make a final determination.

 

[sunstruck]

That's not a haiku
I'd bet your dick ain't that thick
you pick up lines suck

 

[BigDawg69]

To the gym with me
Today my legs will workout
Tomorrow will hurt

 

[Olivianna]

That's not a haiku
I'd bet your dick ain't that thick
you pick up lines suck

It is his birthday
Play nice, ok, just today
Thursday, he's all yours

 

[claude_moveml]

new album released,
called seven color torus,
download track two here:

http://www.geocities.com/moveml/

 

[sunstruck]

It is his birthday
Play nice, ok, just today
Thursday, he's all yours

*sigh*

Ok ok yes
On birthdays I can be nice
I hope he gets laid

 

[Rambling Rose]

I leave for a few
To make a nice cheese sandwich
And look at this mess!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

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