Haiku ~ You Coo

[Rambling Rose]

Okay, smartaleck:

So my finger slipped
I meant to type an 'E' there
You knew what I meant

 

[BigDawg69]

Your words are quite kind
I am well, my pain is done
A new life has begun

 

[brokenbrainwave]

musta been fluffernutter
all sticky and warm
wait, I got off topic

 

[Rambling Rose]

So I have seen, babe
I am wondering about this
Do you like webbed feet?

 

[BigDawg69]

Be kind to your web-
Footed friend, for a duck holds
A spot in my heart

 

[Rambling Rose]

Ah ha! I'm alert
To goings-on around here
Go get her, BigDawg!

 

[sunstruck]

The puppy sounds wronged
someone please scratch his belly
and make his leg kick

 

[Rambling Rose]

That dog had some fleas
They itched him something turrble
Now he is flea free!

 

[BigDawg69]

You two make me laugh
My belly loves a good firm rub
But not so much as . . .

 

[Rambling Rose]

Your cock you mean, Dawg?
I know how much pups love that
I was raised on farms

 

[lobito]

this is an old one by me, it sucks as much now, as it did then...

there once was a boy named lobito
who loved so much, all of the girls
that he gave them all necklaces of pearls.

yeah, it's too long, but what the hell.

 

[sunstruck]

I'm a city mouse
but I moved to the country
I have ways with dawgs.

 

[JazzManJim]

Fall geese on the wing
Flights of sparrows in morning.
Words fly right past me.

 

[Rambling Rose]

You are a ho bag
Stealing all my nice menses
I will make you bleed

 

[sunstruck]

That's a limerick Lo
thought the sentiments solid
don't cum on my face

 

[Rambling Rose]

JazzManJim is here
I can relax and move on
He'll make this thread sing

 

[lobito]

That's a limerick Lo
thought the sentiments solid
don't cum on my face

that's probably why it sucks so much, huh?

 

[sunstruck]

You are a ho bag
Stealing all my nice menses
I will make you bleed

I'm not stealing shit
I have got all a girl needs
including you bitch

 

[BigDawg69]

Country or city
It does not matter that much
The rub is the thing

 

[Rambling Rose]

That banana rocks
All is well between us now
Can you Cabbage Patch?

 

[JazzManJim]

JazzManJim is here
I can relax and move on
He'll make this thread sing

Please do not go yet
For I am a baffled face
Under question marks.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Haiku is good shit
Everything in just three lines
Makes playing easy

 

[BigDawg69]

I enjoy to play
My smile broadens each moment
Kisses, and hugs are nice

 

[JazzManJim]

Okay then Big Boy
Pucker up like the new rose
I sure hope you shaved.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Dawg:

Your eyes are stunning
I am not alone in this
Others think so too