Haiku ~ You Coo

[Olivia_Yearns]

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[Rambling Rose]

Cold October air
Drifting up through the floorboards
I must buy a rug

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

I suck at Haiku
Might as well get a snack
I like limericks

 

[Rambling Rose]

It's true, you may suck
But chewing snacks is better
For good teeth and gums

 

[tortoise]

I would love to cook
Both of you a tasty snack
(no euphemism)

 

[Rambling Rose]

This much I do know
I would gobble down your snack
In ten seconds flat

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Clocks set back for fall
Siamese cat warms my lap
My feet are freezing

 

[Rambling Rose]

Cold feet are not cool
But they belie your warm heart
Hot and cold make steam

 

[tortoise]

Snacks and foot massage
Two of my favorite things
To do with my hands

 

[Rambling Rose]

Late night house whispers
Creaks and groans from behind doors
No-one here but me

 

[Rambling Rose]

That cat is too smart
Ringing ringing ching ching ching
Don't hang bells on doors

 

[DirtyHippie]

Literotica
It's good for a laugh sometimes
And masturbation

Here's one I wrote about my girlfriend:

I love Jennifer
She is my angel, my drug
Answer to a prayer