Haiku ~ You Coo

[Saint Peter]

goalie, looks away
high slapshot from red line
just over top pipe

 

[Saytur]

My feet are so cold
but in a week and a half
I won't really care.

warm them against me
I’ll massage each of your calves
If odors no issue

 

[Saytur]

Sparrow on the wing
I fly toward the haiku thread
Feathers aflitter.

"Aflitter" is good
but "Conch Fritter's" much better
where is that fryer?

 

[Saytur]

O sweet sustenance
golden brown, plump seafloor slug
chased with icey beer

 

[Olivianna]

You seem a poet,
Or is all the talk of conch
Just hunger speaking?

 

[Saytur]

not so much hunger
as ... the lust of the palate
(my uvula's hard)

 

[tortoise]

uvulectomy
is such a very cool word
would prolly hurt though

 

[Saytur]

uvulectomy
is such a very cool word
would prolly hurt though

Uvulectomy?
Geez man, what are you thinking?
Throat castration! (wince)

 

[acitore_vuli]

Scrabble is a game
that I can't play while drinking
lots of newkie brown

 

[Rambling Rose]

Oh, I am so pleased
To see this thread brought to life
I'd thought it was dead!

 

[tortoise]

Uvulectomy?
Geez man, what are you thinking?
Throat castration! (wince)

'tis only the word
of which I am enamored
not the surgery

 

[tortoise]

Oh, I am so pleased
To see this thread brought to life
I'd thought it was dead!

Haiku! Gesundheit!
A pleasing poetic form
But I like Chinese

 

[Secret Kate]

Haiku is so fun
Please keep posting them for us
They are fun to read

 

[Saytur]

Oh, I am so pleased
To see this thread brought to life
I'd thought it was dead!

The Rose that Rambles!
Where have your travels taken you?
You've been missed today!

 

[Olivianna]

I like neat words too.
Uvulectomy for you -
Masticate for me.

 

[sunstruck]

just picked up kitty
the vet spayed her and she hurts
so she's pissed at me

 

[Saytur]

Masticate for you?
But what would you have me chew?
(There's masturbate too)

 

[Olivianna]

I don't understand.
Would you prefer KFC,
or an orgasm?

 

[Saint Peter]

Undo Lit voodoo
Take the troll needles away
Other sites want you

 

[Olivianna]

I'm off to drink beers,
Catch you suckers later, 'k?
Ha ha ha, ha ha.

 

[Rambling Rose]

My friends, you are good
You surprise me with your work
There are poets here

 

[tortoise]

Masticatory
Five syllable words kick ass
Masturbatory

 

[sunstruck]

This isn't mine, but it deserves a space in the annals. lmao

Patriotism
puts fire in your belly
on mine, only jism. - Joseph,

He's off though.

 

[claude_moveml]

I don't like coffee.
06:49 and
I'm still wide awake



(o six forty nine)

 

[Pyper]

Doodling is great fun
But carpal tunnel syndrome
Is a consequence