Guess what? I have a nice ass!!

JazzManJim

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Yep, yours truly, the average-looking schmo who has long fed on too many Hostess Cuppie Cakes and spent far too much time in a chair was told today that he has a nice ass.

He was told this wondrous thing by a very cute woman at his local Borders Books and Music where he was killing a few minutes traversing in between the Jazz and Country sections of the store.

He met said women looking over a couple Miles Davis CDs. She turned to him and in a rather confused voice asked him which of the two CDs he might recommend for her fiancee, who was just getting into jazz. He, of course recommended, "A Kind of Blue", which is his favorite MIles CD. She then thanked him and told him that he reminded her a bit of her fiancee. He asked in what way and she said that her fiancee had a wonderfully sexy voice and a nice ass. With that she smiled and walked to the counter.

Some undetermined time later, the schmo remembered to breathe and stop grinning and left the store about a foot off the ground.

Aren't the little things just too wonderful sometimes? :D
 
I was gonna say something but I didn't want to appear forward...
 
I always knew you had a wounderfull ass... Now can you tell me why you didn't participate in my little recruitment of asses I just made? hmmm?:devil:
JB :kiss:
 
Marxist said:
I was gonna say something but I didn't want to appear forward...

I suppose it's fitting that I was suprised more by your not being forward than by the first part.
 
alexandraaah said:
Isn't it "Some Kind of Blue?"

I always knew you had a great ass, Jimmie.

Antually it's just "Kind of Blue". I didn't get up and check the CD before I typed it. I have a really bad memory for details. :(

And thank you, alex. ;)

jailbait - I didn't contrinute mostly because my as would take up three separate entries! :)

amiss - Thanks! Nice to meet you, by the way!
 
Congratulations! Hey, three separate entries just means more to admire right? :)
 
Say said:
Congratulations! Hey, three separate entries just means more to admire right? :)

<chuckles> Well, assuming that you have a wide-fields camera lens, I suppose it works. ;)
 
Hey there...

I dropped my pencil, can you pick it up for me?

:D

Have to love those little picker-uppers, huh?
 
Rock on Jim! :D It's kinda like finding a $20 in your pocket that you had forgotten... except better.
 
would this be a good place to say

Happy Birthday babe!


without it getting lost in the threads?





:kiss:'s 'n hugs :)
licky
 
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