gee, fbi agent mr larry wilson lurves me

[butters]

(in my spam box and flagged as malicious, of course)

Attention Dear,

This is to inform you of your email received as regards to your $10.8 million AUTOMATED TELLER MACHINE CARD (ATM master debit card) in which you must have received a notice of its release as instructed by Christopher Wray Director of Federal Bureau of Investigations.

As regards to the information, you are required to come in person for the collection of your ATM Card. While coming, do send to us your travel itinerary which will enable us to make a schedule to attend to you on time so that we shall not waste much of your time here in Republic of Benin.

In case you cannot make it traveling down here, the ATM CARD can also be forwarded to you via an indigenous courier firm to your address upon your instruction while the delivery/shipping fee will be settled by you. The tracking number of the shipping will be forwarded to you after it must have been registered with the courier also for you to track and trace the delivery till it get to your door-step.

Your earliest response is awaited on this issue.

Thanks

Mr. Larry Wilson
FBI Agent Benin Republic

anyone want his email address?
Larry wilson officefile2032@real-google.com

 

[Saint_Ann]

Who reads their spam box?

 

[rae121452]

the fbi has a branch in benin? you'd think they'd be able to afford better translators. so, have you booked your flight to benin?

 

[ThePlumTiger66]

The Spam Box was a whore house down in TJ back in the 90s.

 

[thør]

My beloved, this is Mrs, Julian Mark, a citizen of France currently residing in Ivory Coast. Please treat it as urgent and important as you read. I write from the hospital where I was diagnosed with liver failure following an intake of a poisonous substance maliciously given to me by my step mother and her children since they want me dead. The reason why I contacted you today is because I know that my step Mother wants me out of the way so they can expressly inherit my late father’s fortune which was passed to me before his demise.

I have a little adopted child named Andrew whom I adopted in this Country when my late Father was still alive. The total sum I inherited was $4 000.000 which is deposited in one of the banks here in Côte d ‘Ivoire. My step mother and her children are after Andrew right now because they found out that Andrew is now the beneficiary of the said fund.

Dear beloved, please I want you to help him out of this country alongside the money for safety purposes. He is the only one I have and I don’t want to lose him for any reason.

Please see below the disbursement of the said fund upon retrieval.

1) My son Andrew gets 50% of the total sum upon graduation from high school with proven integrity and utmost sense of responsibility.
(2) Give 20% of the money to handicap and charity organizations. The remaining 30% should be yours for the help of my son Andrew.

Finally, I want to remind you that I need your urgent help as Andrew is 14 years of age now, therefore guide him with every sense of humility that he come of age and be a good citizen, as this is urgent if I don't hear from you, I might be left with no other options than to seek for help elsewhere.

May Almighty God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish. Pray for me always.
Mrs Julian Mark: julianamark11@gmail.com