Game - private question, public answer

*Fans air with both hands*
This is unbelievable!! Ok I should calm down
I'd like to thank my producers for giving me this role. My co-stars were just wonderful and very supportive on screen and off screen. I'd like to thank my mom for letting me be who I am. And thank you god. I was even saying God's name during the filming. And of course thanks to all my fans. Without everyone cumming together, I couldn't have won these many porn awards at AVN

Remember to cum to afterparty
 
As your new Prime Minister for the next 24 hours, I am delighted to announce an exciting package of measures to take our country forward:

- Brexit will be cancelled with immediate effect, because it's fucking stupid.
- Taxation will be fundamentally changed, so that rich people actually pay more than poor people.
- Jacob Rees-Mogg will be retired with immediate effect and placed in a museum storeroom with other obsolete 18th century ephemera.
- Anyone wearing Manchester United replica football kit more then ten miles from Old Trafford will be subject to on the spot fines.
- BMW drivers will have to pay an extra dickhead tax, because if they aren't yet driving like dickheads, they soon will.
- Driving a fucking huge SUV a hundred yards to drop off a kid at primary school will be punishable by five years hard labour.
- Anyone convicted of a fine may appeal to my personal clemency as Prime Minister. At my sole discretion, I reserve the right to commute your fine to being bent over my big, mahogany desk with a smooth leather top for a spanking, which will be administered by me. Personally. With the door closed.
 
Brexit will be cancelled with immediate effect, because it's fucking stupid
Boooo

Taxation will be fundamentally changed, so that rich people actually pay more than poor people
Boooo for when I get rich I dont wanna pay tax but yayyyy until then

Jacob Rees-Mogg will be retired with immediate effect and placed in a museum storeroom with other obsolete 18th century ephemera
Boooo don't know who that is

Anyone wearing Manchester United replica football kit more then ten miles from Old Trafford will be subject to on the spot fines
Boooo cause you play football wrong. Its so much easier to run with the ball in your hand
BMW drivers will have to pay an extra dickhead tax, because if they aren't yet driving like dickheads, they soon will
Boooo punishing before the crime is not ethical
Driving a fucking huge SUV a hundred yards to drop off a kid at primary school will be punishable by five years hard labour
Booooo discrimination against lazy people

Anyone convicted of a fine may appeal to my personal clemency as Prime Minister. At my sole discretion, I reserve the right to commute your fine to being bent over my big, mahogany desk with a smooth leather top for a spanking, which will be administered by me. Personally. With the door closed
Boooon no reason. I wanna be brat for extra spanking
 
Reds sock drawer.

Whites, after stains from driving in the laundry.
 
All my memories of having sex.

When all females disappeared l could still wank fantasizing about my escapades.
 
My switch vibrates too. It's black and it takes me to heights no man or woman has ever taken me before. And it knows how to make me sweat, for such a tiny little thing.
 
Dolphin.

I know like the others it could inflict damage on me but the sleek, slimey body would be the biggest turn on of them all.
 
In a strip club, in one of the private VIP rooms. Boundaries of both parties were established early. Song after song though, those boundaries got pushed to the point of non-existence. A bouncer walked in on us midway, and instead of throwing us out, he closed the door behind him, stood there, and watched. We then returned to our hotel, completely astonished over what had just happened, and went at it again.
 
Depends on how you define it. By my definition, it would have been a year or so ago in a dressing room in the mall.
 
Whilst at a holiday camp with an ex of mine we decided to spend time in a large circular jacuzzi by a swimming pool. She wore a two piece bikini and l had on tight swimming trunks.

We found a spot at the edge, she rested her arms on the edge looking out, l stood by her side looking in. Fortunately l was perched over a strong jet of water so opened my legs to get the full effect. With the water pulsing up onto my crack, balls and cock and brushing our hips together, with her tit nudging my arm l rapidly became erect and turned on.

As the water level was chest high l crouched down a little so my shoulders were covered. I ran my right hand across and down her tummy, over her bikini bottoms and pressed onto her mons. Opening her legs a little l reached down further, trailed my finger down and up her pussy, outside her bikini. Her cunt was starting to relax so l added another finger and pressed in harder.

There were people all round us so we both did our utmost to appear calm and sedate. That only added to our mounting excitement.

Flattening my hand like a blade l slipped my fingers under her waistband. It was a bit tight but l knew the end result would be worth it. Her nether regions were now so warm, soft and supple. Once again l fondled and massaged her mons, feeling the heat from her inflamed pussy.

Pushing down, l slipped a fingertip between the top of her cunt lips, felt the silkiness. Pushed in further, my hard cock jerking as l felt her clench. I went lower, pushing my finger then another into her juicy cunt. Her swollen lips and soft pussy walls eagerly accepted my probing, her legs spreading further to allow me to fill her yearning hole.

With the butt of my fingers rubbing the edge of her labia l wriggled my fingers inside her, loving the feel of her slick gooey cunt juices as she poured. Now l started to pump my fingers inside her, finger fucking her. A low moan escaped her, l felt my cock spurt a little pre cum. Fuck we were both so hot.

If her bikini bottoms weren't so tight l would have added another digit to my finger fucking but instead had to settle for two. I felt her engorged clit and decided it was time for her to cum, l was so fucking aroused now l needed to pound her gaping cunt.

By now with her waistband so tight on my wrist my hand was starting to go numb, but not enough that l couldn't feel how turned on she was. I tickled and rubbed her clit, tip and along the stem.

I was soon rewarded with a flood of lovely pussy nectar, slightly oilier and warmer than the water we were in. She brushed up against me as her orgasm took her.

Allowing time to recuperate we exited, returned to our chalet and l suspect you can imagine what happened next.
 
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