Fun with your penis.

TWB

I Love Hineys
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I think there are probably thousands of things one could do with a penis. Soft, hard, inbetween, the possibilities are endless.


1. Towel rack.
2. necklace holder
3. handle to help your partner get up if s/he falls.
 
Fruit and vegie pit scooper.

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run with your penis

....but don't put your eye out! Ever had to run with a woodie? What does it feel like?

Better yet, what does it feel like to get a hard-on? I have such penis-envy! There! i said it!


Shit and derision.....tthis was supposed to be a new thread :p
 
Soft:

1. tickler
2. paintbrush
3. windshield wiper. (squeegie)
 
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