Fucking Hell!

[superlittlegirl]

I'm installing new lighting in my house, and the people who installed the previous fixtures were such fucking idiots! It looks like instead of using a keyhole saw to make holes in the sheetrock they used a mini-sledge. And don't even get me started on how completely fucked-up-ly they installed the gangboxes. Fucking incompetent idiots!

So, I'm sitting here in the half-dark, project in full gear, and I have to rework a ton of shit before there will be light again. I'd like to beat the shit out of the lazy-ass bastards who did the original work in here. Grr!

 

[Guest]

 

[Epiphany]

No light at the end of the tunnel, eh super?

 

[Jim_Henson]

Electricity bad... it goes boom.

 

[Guru]

 

[superlittlegirl]

I actually found some duct tape inside the gangbox. Just a little wadded up clump. It had no reason to be there. Is that a fuck-you or what?!

No, duct tape will not be a part of this operation.

So this is one instance where duct tape won't work?

 

[Pagliacci]

SLG meet Mr.Murphy of Murphys Law.
Mr.Murphy,meet SLG.

 

[Cibo]

Duct Tape can fix anything.

 

[ChocolateHarlot]

Our house was similar, everything was so bodged and fucked up I'm amazed it's still standing. I'd tell you about it but really, we'd be here all week!!

 

[superlittlegirl]

Oh, there shall be light soon enough. I am not going to let some half-witted, ass-crack showing bastids get the best of me. I'm just a bit peeved.

No light at the end of the tunnel, eh super?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Sure thing, if I get to keep it when we're done!

Women who know construction are so hot! Wanna help me remodel a house?

 

[LukkyKnight]

So this is one instance where duct tape won't work?

That is a hypothetical condition which has never been duplicated in real-world conditions.

 

[Cibo]

Use candles...it's more romantic anyways, not to mention smell better.

 

[Epiphany]

Oh, there shall be light soon enough. I am not going to let some half-witted, ass-crack showing bastids get the best of me. I'm just a bit peeved.

Channel all this negativity into getting the fuckin' thing done!

You Go (superlittle) Girl!

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm installing new lighting in my house, and the people who installed the previous fixtures were such fucking idiots! It looks like instead of using a keyhole saw to make holes in the sheetrock they used a mini-sledge. And don't even get me started on how completely fucked-up-ly they installed the gangboxes. Fucking incompetent idiots!

So, I'm sitting here in the half-dark, project in full gear, and I have to rework a ton of shit before there will be light again. I'd like to beat the shit out of the lazy-ass bastards who did the original work in here. Grr!

Fucked-up-ed-ly.

You're so fucking cool.

Lance

 

[kotori]

You need to change your location line to "superhappydarkfunplace." I got some candles you can borrow.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Use candles...it's more romantic anyways, not to mention smell better.

Pssssst, Cibo? Clique here before you talk about candles.

 

[superlittlegirl]

superhappyfunplace is dark, by the very nature of its being.

I have a couple of other lights running on the wall circuits. The only thing that's out is the ceiling circuit, so I'm just awash in ambience, is all.

Candles are good, though. I got a big fat pillar candle from my mom for <insert holiday of choice here> and I've almost melted through the center of it!

You need to change your location line to "superhappydarkfunplace." I got some candles you can borrow.

 

[Sukit_beatch!]

Yo. In prison, when the lights went out you had to be carefull. It's very easy to get a shinbruise from bumping into your cell toilet. It happened to me so often that I finally made some shinguards from a cardboard box.

 

[superlittlegirl]

OK, here's a visual aid. I'm more amused by this than anything else, at this point. The thing I think is the very funniest thing about this whole picture is the piece of masking tape by the edge of the hole. I wonder what they thought they were fixing with that? It's kind of reminiscent of the futility of a band-aid on a severed femoral artery.

 

[Pagliacci]

Someone needs to get their ass kicked on general principle for such a shoddy ass work on that wall and the electrical components.

I suddenly more than understand your irritation SLG.

 

[Mischka]

The tape visually balances the pencil markings on the other side. It's all about aesthetics, SLG.