Frickin Frack

[P. B. Walker]

My flight lands and since it's late, they empty the plane with this "people-mover" (a huge bus like thing that elevates up to the door of the plane and then transports everyone back to the terminal). I get on, find a set on one of the benchs and when it's just about full with people and ready to depart, this absolute "hottie" sits down next to me, scooting right up to me, hip to hip.

After whipping the drool of my lip, I went about "pretending" to look in all different directions, while observing her in my peripheral vision. I get the feeling she's doing the same thing and ever so often I look over to her. We start catching each other looking at each other and both turn away quickly. Her eyes were slightly lighter blue than mine. I'd glance over and catch her staring at me and she'd quickly look away. Then she'd catch me doing the same damn thing.

So, this goes on for the whole ride. Eventually, we get to the terminal and I wait for her to stand. Gawd... fucking sweet ass. And in jeans too. I just wanted to reach up and grab it. Heh

When I stand up, I find that she's really tall, about an inch shorter than me. At this point, I'm in total fricking lust. I follow her toward baggage, but since I have my bag with me I have to turn toward the parking lot at one point. It's sad...

Don't you just hate that?

PBW "My business card says "Wanna fuck?" on the back"

 

[firefighter02]

Dude..I would have gone to baggage claim and stolen someone elses. Did you at least get her number?

 

[Romial]

Why the hell didn't you talk to her you big oof?

 

[P. B. Walker]

Why the hell didn't you talk to her you big oof?

Cus I'm a dumbass.

 

[bknight2602]

A simple hello or how are you would ahve been a good start.

 

[Lancecastor]

Cus I'm a dumbass.

Next time try The Lancecastor Surefire Conversation Starter:

"Hi."

 

[lickerish]

OMG, the same thing happened to me on my late night flight back from Vegas last November. Only this hottie was sitting in the seat across the aisle from me.

Makes ya wanna dislocate your leg and kick your own ass.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Cus I'm a dumbass.

No kidding! What were you thinking, PB?

 

[P. B. Walker]

No kidding! What were you thinking, PB?

I wasn't thinking.... not even with my other head.

 

[Tranquility]

I woulda went to baggage claim and faked looking for luggage then said something like "damn guess mine is lost *sigh*" (the wronged look works good) then woulda just struck up a conversation but then again I could have a conversation with satan about hell and its ammities LOL.

 

[P. B. Walker]

it woulda look obvious if I would have followed her to baggage claim with my tote bag over my shoulder and pulling my suitcase behind me. Why take your suitcase on as a carry on, when you still had to check something? It would have been much easier to check that "something" else plus my suitecase and then just have to deal with carrying my tote bag around instead of dealing with the tote and suitcase.

The best I could have done was follow her down to baggage claim and then move on to where the taxis are and the buses to long term parking... but of course I was in daily parking and doing that was WAY outta my way. LOL.



PBW "That's why I'm single... cus I'm a lazy bastard!"

 

[Rubyfruit]

It's okay, PB, I'm still kicking myself over New Year's eve. Here I was dateless because my date and my backup date flaked and this gorgeous man asked me to go to the VIP party and I said no thanks.

What was I thinking?