Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

[EarthquakeMan]

UNfortunately just at that moment a 7.5 earthquake struck

Fortunately for the Big Tuna, his richter rocking, the blanched Blanche decided to throw caution to the wind and agreed to get in a big pile and be bouillabaisse, after which everyone smoked cigarettes and decided this thread should be about something other than fish.

 

[slickasaonion]

Fortunately for the Big Tuna, his richter rocking, the blanched Blanche decided to throw caution to the wind and agreed to get in a big pile and be bouillabaisse, after which everyone smoked cigarettes and decided this thread should be about something other than fish.

Unfortunately, Gary Coleman show up and Bitch Slap the big tuna because he had a bad day at Mall Cop school!

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by slickasaonion
Unfortunately, Gary Coleman show up and Bitch Slap the big tuna because he had a bad day at Mall Cop school!

Fortunately ...this was all a bad dream as she walked shaking her head dropping her robe to take a nice warm shower....

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately ...this was all a bad dream as she walked shaking her head dropping her robe to take a nice warm shower....

Unfortunately, whilst Blanche was in the shower, her lover Binky was bonking Belinda on the balcony!

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately before Blanche could catch them at it, Binky bonked Belinda right over the edge onto the balcony below !

 

[higherlevel4u]

Unfortunately, the Reverend and his wife were just taking afternoon tea at the time .....

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately, the Reverend and his wife were just taking afternoon tea at the time .....

Fortunately, Belinda landed on top of their scones, padding her fall

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately, Belinda landed on top of their scones, padding her fall

Unfortunately all the cream squished out all over the vicars wife, blinding her so that she poured hot tea over the vicars lap

 

[higherlevel4u]

Unfortunately, Binky landed in the Reverend's wife's lap, just as she reached for a scone .....

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately, Binky landed in the Reverend's wife's lap, just as she reached for a scone .....

Fortunately for Binky, she didn't clamp down on his love muffin instead!

 

[higherlevel4u]

Unfortunately someone called the cops .....

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately someone called the cops .....

Fortunately, the coppers were on their daily donut break and were slow moving to respond; allowing Binky to make his escape before the arrival of the law! *whew* our hero is in tact and is off to enjoy more escapades with Bertha and Belinda

 

[higherlevel4u]

Unfortunately, Bertha and Belinda were converted by the Reverend and are now serving altar girls in the West Richmond Presbyterian Church on Union Street .....

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately it's a Church of the God Bacchus, so the girls are more than happy to keep Binky happy.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Fortunately it's a Church of the God Bacchus, so the girls are more than happy to keep Binky happy.

Unfortunately Blinky ended up in locked room with an 82 year old virgin.

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately Blinky ended up in locked room with an 82 year old virgin.

Fortunately after 82 years as a virgin she was as horny as hell !

 

[higherlevel4u]

Unfortunately, she HAD healed over .....

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately, she HAD healed over .....

Fortunately she was known for her fine sucking abilities.

 

[higherlevel4u]

Unfortunately that was only while eating ......

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately that was only while eating ......

Fortunately blinky found the key to the door and dashed..

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately blinky found the key to the door and dashed..

Unfortunately straight into the arms of Igor, the gay orderly who worked out every night

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately straight into the arms of Igor, the gay orderly who worked out every night

fortunately for Blinky Igor still had dumbells in his hands as he reached for him.

 

[Bengal52]

Unfortunately for Blinky, Igor knocked him out with them.

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately for Blinky, Igor knocked him out with them.

Fortunately Dr Mary came down the hall at that moment

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately Dr Mary came down the hall at that moment

Unfortunately Dr. Mary was blind in one eye and couldn't see out of the other and therefore walked right past without seeing a damned thing!