Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

[Hornymama]

Fortunately whilst this was all taking place, Zoe had Bowser's brother Bongo strapped to a table and was having her way!

unfortunately Bongo had 2 cocks and she couldn't decide which one to do what with first

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

unfortunately Bongo had 2 cocks and she couldn't decide which one to do what with first

Unfortunately, as Zoe hesitated, Zelda stepped up and took over

 

[Bridget69]

Unfortunately, as Zoe hesitated, Zelda stepped up and took over

Fortunately, Zelda turned out to be much more skilled than Zoe.

 

[Hornymama]

Fortunately, Zelda turned out to be much more skilled than Zoe.

unfortunately Zelda was using a strapon

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately, Zelda turned out to be much more skilled than Zoe.

ahhh... but Zoe was not a woman to take it well, she tore into Zelda with a fury unknown to mortal man

 

[Hornymama]

ahhh... but Zoe was not a woman to take it well, she tore into Zelda with a fury unknown to mortal man

unfortunately she bit Zelda's nipple off while she was on the rampage

 

[Cathleen]

unfortunately she bit Zelda's nipple off while she was on the rampage

Fortunately for Zelda she was wearing a costume, she really isn't a she, he is Zel - spying on Zoe.

 

[Hornymama]

Fortunately for Zelda she was wearing a costume, she really isn't a she, he is Zel - spying on Zoe.

unfortunately Zoe has the "fake" nipple stuck in her throat

 

[Cathleen]

unfortunately Zoe has the "fake" nipple stuck in her throat

Fortunately for Zoe, Zippy, the neighbor showed up and performed the heimlich maneuver and the fake nipple flew across the room.

Hi HM, you sure have made this so darn funny.

 

[Hornymama]

Fortunately for Zoe, Zippy, the neighbor showed up and performed the heimlich maneuver and the fake nipple flew across the room.

Hi HM, you sure have made this so darn funny.

unfortunately for Zel who was going to use his "tool" to shove it on down her throat

hi Cathleen...i'm having a blast....thnaks for starting it

 

[Hornymama]

unfortunately for me it's time to put the little guy to bed...goodnight all and have fun!

 

[Cathleen]

unfortunately for me it's time to put the little guy to bed...goodnight all and have fun!

Good night and sweet dreams to your and the little guy. It is funny as all get out.... btw, feel free to call me Cate.

 

[Cathleen]

unfortunately for Zel who was going to use his "tool" to shove it on down her throat

hi Cathleen...i'm having a blast....thnaks for starting it

Fortunately Zel took another look at Zippy and decided perhaps he had a 'maneuver' for Zippy.

 

[Denae]

Fortunately Zel took another look at Zippy and decided perhaps he had a 'maneuver' for Zippy.

Unfortunately for Zel, Zippy had got a good look at him first and made a quick getaway.

 

[TeeTee]

Unfortunately for Zel, Zippy had got a good look at him first and made a quick getaway.

Fortunately it wasn't long before Zel noticed another

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately... Bowser also had his eye on Zel and was determined to have his wicked way with him

 

[EarthquakeMan]

Fortunately Zel, Zippy, Zoe and all those whose first name starts with a Z vanished at the stroke of midnight, just as the sultry mermaid Blanche decided she better cover up her fin feet before going to the Fourth Annual All-Night Seafood Canners and Packers Costume Ball.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately Zel, Zippy, Zoe and all those whose first name starts with a Z vanished at the stroke of midnight, just as the sultry mermaid Blanche decided she better cover up her fin feet before going to the Fourth Annual All-Night Seafood Canners and Packers Costume Ball.

Unfortunately for Blanche, she was dressed as a clam and was tossed into a pot of steaming water!

 

[slickasaonion]

Fortunately it wasn't long before Zel noticed another

Unfortunately it belong to Father Jose and he was having his way with a head of lettuce and Pete's orginal salsa!

 

[EarthquakeMan]

Unfortunately for Blanche, she was dressed as a clam and was tossed into a pot of steaming water!

Fortunately renowned fishmonger Guido, President Emeritus of the Fish Packers and Canners, fished out Blanche in the nick of time, but wowzers, was she ever steamed!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately renowned fishmonger Guido, President Emeritus of the Fish Packers and Canners, fished out Blanche in the nick of time, but wowzers, was she ever steamed!

Unfortunately for Guido, Blanche's heat was more than of the anger sort and soon he found himslef locked in her clammy embrace!

 

[EarthquakeMan]

Unfortunately for Guido, Blanche's heat was more than of the anger sort and soon he found himslef locked in her clammy embrace!

Fortunately Guido, the Big Tuna of the Packers and Canners Association had quite a fetish for blanched mermaids and soon found his lobster aroused.

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately Guido, the Big Tuna of the Packers and Canners Association had quite a fetish for blanched mermaids and soon found his lobster aroused.

Unfortunately.... due to Blanche's tail he didn't quite know where to put his lobster

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately.... due to Blanche's tail he didn't quite know where to put his lobster

Fortunately for Guido, Gondo was close by and was able to direct him to the correct orifice

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by ~*sunkyssed_kym*~
Fortunately for Guido, Gondo was close by and was able to direct him to the correct orifice

UNfortunately just at that moment a 7.5 earthquake struck