Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

Fortunately, Igor was strong enough to move Blinky into a new closet and lock the door.
 
Bengal52 said:
Fortunately, Igor was strong enough to move Blinky into a new closet and lock the door.

Fortunately Igor was sloppy at locking the door and Blinky to and....
 
Bengal52 said:
Fortunately, Igor was strong enough to move Blinky into a new closet and lock the door.

Unfortunatley for Igor, he lost the key and poor Blinky was able to pick the lock from the inside. (it was fortunate for Blinky tho)
 
Bengal52 said:
Fortunately, Igor was strong enough to move Blinky into a new closet and lock the door.


Unfortunately Igor forgot that he'd already locked Mad Agnes in there, as she kept biting the other patients :eek:
 
WantonWitch said:
Unfortunately Igor forgot that he'd already locked Mad Agnes in there, as she kept biting the other patients :eek:

Fortunately for Blinky, Mad Agnes had lost her teeth on her last victim and now was only able to suck! :devil: Really fortunate, if you ask me! :p
 
Bengal52 said:
Unfortunately, she first found Igor and tore his pants off.

Unfortunately Igor's manhood was not as impressive as the rest of him and Mad Agnes was enraged.
 
unfortunately, the door knob fell off in his hand. Damn shooty workmanship...
 
Bengal52 said:
unfortunately, the door knob fell off in his hand. Damn shooty workmanship...

Fortunately he could now use the doorknob to hammer loudly on the door
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately for Blinky, he could now make his hasty escape
Unfortunately he ran into the waiting 82 year virgin arms and she threw him to the floor.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Unfortunately he ran into the waiting 82 year virgin arms and she threw him to the floor.

Fortunately for Blinky, he was able to wiggle out of her grasp before she could inflict any damge to his privates and ego
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately for Blinky, he was able to wiggle out of her grasp before she could inflict any damge to his privates and ego

Unfortunately Blinky was now minus his trousers and underwear as he ran out of the building, straight in to the path of a waiting police officer
 
WantonWitch said:
Unfortunately Blinky was now minus his trousers and underwear as he ran out of the building, straight in to the path of a waiting police officer

Fortunately the officer soon had his hands full of Igor chasing Blink as he kept running..
 
WantonWitch said:
Unfortunately Blinky was now minus his trousers and underwear as he ran out of the building, straight in to the path of a waiting police officer

Fortunately the officer was busy trying to break up Igor and Mad Agnes and Blinky took off running down the street before he could be caught! *whew* our hero is free! :p
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately the officer was busy trying to break up Igor and Mad Agnes and Blinky took off running down the street before he could be caught! *whew* our hero is free! :p

Unfortunately for Blinky he dashed into a gay club, where they thought he was the stripper...
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately, it was lesbian night and he was ignored

Unfortunately his obvious excitement over the female strippers got him chucked out of the bar
 
WantonWitch said:
Unfortunately his obvious excitement over the female strippers got him chucked out of the bar


Fortunately now bruised and embarrassed he run down the cobbled streets..trying to find something to cover himself with.
 
WantonWitch said:
Unfortunately his obvious excitement over the female strippers got him chucked out of the bar

Fortunately, after being checked out, he found a drunk passed out in the alley and stole his trousers
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately, after being checked out, he found a drunk passed out in the alley and stole his trousers

UInfortunately the drunk had been wearing the trousers for a year :eek:
 
WantonWitch said:
UInfortunately the drunk had been wearing the trousers for a year :eek:

Fortunately Blinky was able to make it to an unattended laundrymat where he stole a CLEAN pair of trousers. CK's, btw, now he's not only dressed, but stylin' as well!
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately Blinky was able to make it to an unattended laundrymat where he stole a CLEAN pair of trousers. CK's, btw, now he's not only dressed, but stylin' as well!

Unfortunately it was police officers uniform as Blinky tried make the dash home...with a semi-nude cop chasing him.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Unfortunately it was police officers uniform as Blinky tried make the dash home...with a semi-nude cop chasing him.

Fortunately by now, Blinky had become quite good at evading the coppers and was able to get away. damned cops, Blinky's having a rough go with them today!
 
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