Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

[yesYesYEsYES]

Fortunately, Robert has a razor and some lotion for mange

Unfortunately...Bruno does not like Robert very much and whilst trying to apply the lotion bit Roberts privates

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately...Bruno does not like Robert very much and whilst trying to apply the lotion bit Roberts privates

Fortunately Robert had pushed a small plastic bowl down his trousers to impress the ladies or was it the men, I forget

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

Fortunately Robert had pushed a small plastic bowl down his trousers to impress the ladies or was it the men, I forget

Unfortunately...the plastic bowl that Robert pushed down his pants was a cheap imitation of Tuperware and Bruce was able to bite thru it only to find out that poor Robert really needed that bowl to impress anyone...man or woman

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately...the plastic bowl that Robert pushed down his pants was a cheap imitation of Tuperware and Bruce was able to bite thru it only to find out that poor Robert really needed that bowl to impress anyone...man or woman

Fortunately...... Robert had nearly saved enough money for THE operation and was hoping to become impressive.

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

Fortunately...... Robert had nearly saved enough money for THE operation and was hoping to become impressive.

Unfortunately...the money he saved for THE operation became part of his divorce settlement along with the Tupperware

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately...the money he saved for THE operation became part of his divorce settlement along with the Tupperware

Fortunately he caught his wife naked with the milkman and managed to keep the tupperware

 

[babydoll2u]

Unfortunately for Robert, his wife was dumped by the milkman who is now entranced with Robert!

 

[slickasaonion]

Fortunately for Robert, He new the milk man could not get it up anymore and only wanted to give oral!

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

Unfortunately for Robert, his wife was dumped by the milkman who is now entranced with Robert!

Fortunately...the milkman happens to like modestly endowed men and Robert seems to be quite taken with him as well even tho he does have a slight odor of spoiled milk about him

 

[Hornymama]

Fortunately...the milkman happens to like modestly endowed men and Robert seems to be quite taken with him as well even tho he does have a slight odor of spoiled milk about him

unfortunately the smell of spoilt milk has gotten the attention of a lot of pussies

 

[slickasaonion]

Fortunately, for Robert, he just LOVES pussies!

 

[Hornymama]

Fortunately, for Robert, he just LOVES pussies!

unfortunately for the pussies Robert can'rt "perform"

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

unfortunately for the pussies Robert can'rt "perform"

fortunately performing wasn't too much of an issue with Robert, because he had a well stocked toy box

 

[Ammo44]

fortunately performing wasn't too much of an issue with Robert, because he had a well stocked toy box

Unfortunately......it was locked tight....

 

[Hornymama]

Unfortunately......it was locked tight....

fortunately one of the pussies was a locksmith

 

[TeeTee]

fortunately one of the pussies was a locksmith

Unfortunately he left all his tools at work

 

[Hornymama]

Unfortunately he left all his tools at work

fortunately along came Bowser the bouncer who kicked in the toybox

 

[TeeTee]

fortunately along came Bowser the bouncer who kicked in the toybox

Unfortunately Bowsers foot went right through the toybox and got stuck

 

[Hornymama]

Unfortunately Bowsers foot went right through the toybox and got stuck

fortunately Bowser got a raging hardon while his foot was stuck

 

[TeeTee]

fortunately Bowser got a raging hardon while his foot was stuck

Unfortunately that raging hardon was causing problems with his foot stuck like that

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately that raging hardon was causing problems with his foot stuck like that

Fortunately for Bertha, she now had Bowser where she wanted him and went about taking care of his engorged shaft whilst he was preoccupid with trying to get his foot unstuck from that damned toybox!

 

[Hornymama]

Fortunately for Bertha, she now had Bowser where she wanted him and went about taking care of his engorged shaft whilst he was preoccupid with trying to get his foot unstuck from that damned toybox!

unfortunately Bertha got his engorged shaft caught in his zipper while trying to get it out to take care of it

 

[babydoll2u]

OK TIME OUT!!!


this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


back to your regularly scheduled story!

LOL carry on

 

[Hornymama]

OK TIME OUT!!!


this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


back to your regularly scheduled story!

LOL carry on

it is quite fun isn't it...although i tend to forget the storyline....if there ever was one lol

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

unfortunately Bertha got his engorged shaft caught in his zipper while trying to get it out to take care of it

Fortunately whilst this was all taking place, Zoe had Bowser's brother Bongo strapped to a table and was having her way!