mlady_france
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English Lady said:
Don't think I'll be trying that one. I've had thing get stuck before. That's not an ER trip you want to make twice.
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Don't think I'll be trying that one. I've had thing get stuck before. That's not an ER trip you want to make twice.
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He got'em all *chuckles* but I've got to say i've not tried it again...
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English Lady said:
Don't try it with canteloupes.
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impressive said:
It'd be easier to find.
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olives
a salty kalamata olive, remove the pits first, spitting is never romantic.
impressive said:
a salty kalamata olive, remove the pits first, spitting is never romantic.
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As a chef pt.2
This thread got me thinking about flavor combinations all day long and I think I found a compliment for male ejaculate, candied blood oranges (an orange that is red on the inside and has a slightly metallic flavor). They might be hard to find, I have a recipe if anyone wants to experiment.
I have always had a fantasy of decorating a woman with buttercream icing, but it melts at body temp... I'd have to work really fast.
This thread got me thinking about flavor combinations all day long and I think I found a compliment for male ejaculate, candied blood oranges (an orange that is red on the inside and has a slightly metallic flavor). They might be hard to find, I have a recipe if anyone wants to experiment.
I have always had a fantasy of decorating a woman with buttercream icing, but it melts at body temp... I'd have to work really fast.
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This food thread reminds me of the Little Red Riding Hood joke, where she's in the middle of the woods, hauling ass for granny's house, when the big bad wolf shows up, acting tough, saying he's going to eat her.
To which Red replies, "Eat, eat, eat, doesn't anyone want to fuck around her anymore?"
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To which Red replies, "Eat, eat, eat, doesn't anyone want to fuck around her anymore?"
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Raspberries.
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kendo1 said:
Raspberries and champagne would be an excellent combination.
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impressive said:
*winces*
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anyone ever see this?
At the impressionable age of 17 i attended a university movie marathon. The formula (back in those enlightened days) was always one of everything. One porn, one sci-fi, one gangster etc...
The porn film was one of the most erotic viusal treats i have ever encountered - and i still recall it today with succulent pleasure.
A beautiful slim, naked Chinese girl lies next to a pool, on a "lazyboy". sipping a cocktail. About two minutes into the movie a young, healthy and buff John Holmes emerges from the pool, 10 inches of thick wang dangling between his legs.
What then occurs is as sublime as it is surprising. There is no conventional sex between them. Big John just starts picking pieces of tropical fruit from a table and gently squeezing droplets of juice onto her nipples. Then he starts placing small pieces of fruit on her.
It starts out very delicate and subtle but slowly but surely descends into this profoundly messy scene of JH mashing bananas and mangoes and God knows what into this big messy fruit salad the length of her bofy! How about that?!!!
I loved it!
SL61
At the impressionable age of 17 i attended a university movie marathon. The formula (back in those enlightened days) was always one of everything. One porn, one sci-fi, one gangster etc...
The porn film was one of the most erotic viusal treats i have ever encountered - and i still recall it today with succulent pleasure.
A beautiful slim, naked Chinese girl lies next to a pool, on a "lazyboy". sipping a cocktail. About two minutes into the movie a young, healthy and buff John Holmes emerges from the pool, 10 inches of thick wang dangling between his legs.
What then occurs is as sublime as it is surprising. There is no conventional sex between them. Big John just starts picking pieces of tropical fruit from a table and gently squeezing droplets of juice onto her nipples. Then he starts placing small pieces of fruit on her.
It starts out very delicate and subtle but slowly but surely descends into this profoundly messy scene of JH mashing bananas and mangoes and God knows what into this big messy fruit salad the length of her bofy! How about that?!!!
I loved it!
SL61
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