First world problems - what are yours?

[Deleted member 3041612]

48 inch TV in my room...Where is that doggone remote?????

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Microwave died and now I have to heat the water for my tea on the stove.

 

[may_I_please]

Americans

Meet kettles

 

[ydahecnot]

Couldn't post my tit pic from this phone. Now I'll have to use my other one.

How inhumane!

Just like running into a hard onion in my salad

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Couldn't post my tit pic from this phone. Now I'll have to use my other one.

Good thing you have two--------- tits!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Americans

Meet kettles

The little used book shop owner's wife is a Brit

Every time I visit he serves me tea and cookies

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Microwave died and now I have to heat the water for my tea on the stove.

Won't the water just run between the burners and put out the flames?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

How inhumane!

Just like running into a hard onion in my salad

Now I'm going to have to get out of bed, put on my robe, and walk to the living room where the reception is better.

And this is supposed to be my day off!

Good thing you have two--------- tits!

Good thing!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

The little used book shop owner's wife is a Brit

Every time I visit he serves me tea and cookies

Our oldest son's wife is a Brit. She usually serves us wine.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

That's what I heard

Nods

Bwahahaha from me, right?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

The suction cup base fell off of my Ballsy Cock.

 

[mnbreastluver]

My iPads not functioning properly

 

[BattlingSoul]

The wrist rest on my keyboard cracked...

 

[debaldone]

My Kindle continually resetting itself, right in the midst of a good read.

 

[shadow_anon2u]

It's fucking cold, I need a toilet seat warmer! It's rough, you gotta pee & sit down on something that feels like a block of ice. Guys can at least stand.

 

[kcRollins]

It's fucking cold, I need a toilet seat warmer! It's rough, you gotta pee & sit down on something that feels like a block of ice. Guys can at least stand.

DITTO! ^ (Of course you might consider indoor plumbing )

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's fucking cold, I need a toilet seat warmer! It's rough, you gotta pee & sit down on something that feels like a block of ice. Guys can at least stand.

Don't stand. Squat. It works.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I ran out of my Costco endless aluminum foil and now I need to bake with parchment paper.

 

[Bampire]

Not having an Echo Dot down here in the den and having to manually select music using my fingertips on a device instead of merely speaking what I want to hear.
Woe.....Is......Me

 

[Iceprincess12]

Didn't feel like doing another load of laundry for my 32 degree pants, so I ordered 2 more from Costco instead.

...still waiting for delivery

 

[EnglishChap6687]

I can't find my iPad, so have to rely on my iPhone and laptop

 

[Jamiegeo]

I fought addiction for a few months and finally thought i was free from it...
Numi dangled temptation infront of me the other night and i succumbed to it and savoured and cherished the short lived hit of euphoria it brought me,now i cant get it out of my mind and need more DAMMIT!! (Thanks Numi, your a star )
Someone please satisfy my woeful addiction and do as Numi did and post in that thread so i can
Play....
If this is the answer, whats the question?.

 

[numeniusa]

I fought addiction for a few months and finally thought i was free from it...
Numi dangled temptation infront of me the other night and i succumbed to it and savoured and cherished the short lived hit of euphoria it brought me,now i cant get it out of my mind and need more DAMMIT!! (Thanks Numi, your a star )
Someone please satisfy my woeful addiction and do as Numi did and post in that thread so i can
Play....
If this is the answer, whats the question?.

Oh, go on, then...

Does this make me a facilitator?

 

[Jamiegeo]

Oh, go on, then...

Does this make me a facilitator?

Did you mean 'instigator' ???
Perhaps: 'purveyor of refined Euphoria' ..

Thanks

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Crap, I can't remember which of my boy toys are bi and which are straight.