First world problems - what are yours?

[aussiegeekygal]

They didn't put enough cream in my Dunkin Donuts iced coffee this morning.

Those bastards!

 

[Holdingaturn]

I have to wait two days for a shipment from Amazon Prime

 

[ydahecnot]

They ran out of wings at KFC!

 

[Hornblende]

The microwave beeps for a whole minute after it finishes cooking.

 

[Tiamo15]

My Amazon Prime package is at my door but I haven't gone downstairs yet.

My FWP of the day is... waiting for my game to be brought back up after a major expansion. I predict it could still be a few hours yet. It's been upgraded to use 64-bit technology, I'm curious to see if that visibly improves gameplay and performance.

 

[Scout44]

There is no one here to bring me more tea.. now I have to go all the way upstairs to make it.

 

[BigSpoon1984]

My main course is taking too long to arrive after my starter

 

[Hypoxia]

My GPS wants to take me down wrong-way or non-existent roads.

My Samsung Galaxy Prime Android phone volume is too quiet.

My white-noise generator isn't random enough.

My ten-buck digital watch is slow.

60-Hz hum is annoying.

 

[pcookie]

I have run out of popcorn

 

[cascadiabound]

My fundraiser boyscout popcorn came in a tiny container.

 

[ydahecnot]

Fun-size candy? What's so fun about tiny?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Fun-size candy? What's so fun about tiny?

Posting after you

 

[ydahecnot]

Posting after you

I don't mean to be a first-world problem or anything, but fun-size to me means like a double-size bar. I mean, you wouldn't call a tiny John Thomas fun-size, wouldja?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

This thread is impressive and at this late hour I can't do it justice, maybe if I go pee I can concentrate.

Having to piss after Richard

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I don't mean to be a first-world problem or anything, but fun-size to me means like a double-size bar. I mean, you wouldn't call a tiny John Thomas fun-size, wouldja?

I just call you fun

Now fun amount is based on who partakes

 

[Mrtenant]

Drunken neighbor csnt pull into or out of her own driveway without wrecking the car

 

[janeyl]

cat food smells so bad...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

60-Hz hum is annoying.

Word!

 

[Jamiegeo]

'Ahh, the old: itunes auto sync function set to 'on' Ploy huh?!!'

That'll teach me........Again....

 

[Eva_Star]

The charger for my tablet isn't working. I'm going to have to use the laptop...ugh fml

 

[twisteroo]

There is too much ice in my bourbon.

 

[girlyboi85]

My 'phone got wet and now the screen looks like a Disney acid sequence.

HOPEFULLY the bag-of-rice trick comes good.

 

[Eva_Star]

It took at least 45 seconds to load a video that showed cats cuddling. 45 seconds! Stupid slow internet service! Like I have nothing better to do than sit here while this video loads. fml

 

[ydahecnot]

My thread's dying!

 

[Jamiegeo]

.05% is not reasonable.... Its Friday for fucks sake!!...
Its ok, im suuuure im -.05%
FTW.