1) If perky baby was selling furniture and you were shopping for beds and she seductively started undressing, whispering, "here let's try it out", you would________ ________ _______ _____ _____ ______ __________ (7 words)
2) You need a new car so you go to the auto mall that Problem Child owns. He comes out of his office and says he wants to give you his personal attention and he will help you test drive whatever you want, you _______ _________ ________ ________ ________ _________ ___________. (7 words)
3) You're taking a restful walk through the woods when you spot something moving up in a nearby tree. As you approach you see brokenbrainwave, naked and wearing fairy wings! As you get closer you can't help ______ _______ _______ _______ ______ ________(6 words)
4) If you wanted new sex toys and Rubyfruit was the sales lady and she offered to help you in any way, you would definitely ask her to: __________ __________ __________ __________ __________ __________ __________ __________ (8 words)
5) If you had Dixon Carter Lee naked and tied to a tree you would _________ ______ _________ _______ _________ _________ (6 words)
6) You go to your therapist, Miss Taken, for your regular appointment and you notice today she is standing totally naked holding her clipboard and she says, "come in and lay down on the couch. You say________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (5 words)
7) If you went to the dentist and the dentist, Storm 1969, came in the room, closed the door, and said "open wide" you would________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (7 words)
8) If Pyper worked as a lifeguard and you saw her in the pool swimming laps totally naked you would ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (6 words)
9) If ProofreadManx worked for FEDEX and he arrived at your door and winked and said "Oh, do I have a package for you", you would ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (5 words)
10) You go to the gym and your personal trainer bluespoke is there awaiting your arrival. You cannot help but notice the obvious bulge in the front of his shorts as he asks you, with a smile on his face, "Which muscle group would you care to work on today?" you: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ _______ (6 words)
11) If you went to the video store to rent a porno, and Dreamguy001, the guy working there, offered to watch any movie you choose with you, you would definitely choose one with lots of:________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (9 words)
12) If Manu was the UPS man and you knew he was delivering a package to your house today you would: _________ ______ ________ _______ _______ (5 words)
13) You go to the computer store and Gaucho, the sexy salesman, comes up to you and says "Good morning, can I give you some RAM, HARDWARE or help with your SOFTWARE?" you reply: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (7 words)
14) You are sitting at Dairy Queen with ShamelessFlirt, having ice cream cones when he suddenly blurts out, "Can I lick yours? You can lick mine!", you say ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (5 words)
15) Housekeeping knocks on your hotel room door and you squint and notice that the sexy lady that enters, guilty pleasure, is totally naked so you quickly leap out of your bed and ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ _________ (7 words)
16) You decide to climb to the top of the hill to star-gaze, but you find Ishmeal up there standing stark naked. He asks, "Do you see the big dipper?" you quickly reply: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (6 words)
17) You decide to take up surfing and as you are getting in the water, you look up and see Zipman 7 coming toward you naked, carrying his surfboard, you ___________ __________ ________ _________ _________ _________ (6 words)
18) At a talent show one night, you see sweetsubsarahh practicing her juggling with an apple, orange, and banana. Finding it hard to juggle the three different shaped fruits, she exclaims, "I really need balls", you say ________ ________ ________ ________ _________ (5 words)
19) You are strolling around the mall and you see Raw Humor standing beside Victoria’s Secret wearing a trench coat and flashing women, you can’t help but notice his _______ _________ _________ __________ _____________ (5 words)
20) You are speeding down the highway when you get pulled over and a tall policeman sidles up to your car, telling you to step out of it. He has you lean up against the car for a strip search and you realize its Heavy Stick , you ______ ________ ___________ _________ _________ _______ ________ ________ (8 words)
21) You go to court for that unjust speeding ticket and strip search, hoping the judge will arrest the cop. There sitting in the judges seat is Her Honor Cheyenne, you _______ _______ ________ ______ _______ _______ ________ ___________. (8 words)
22) If juicylips were to accidentally walk in on you while you were taking a shower you would say ________ ________ _________ ________ (4 words)
23) If you strolled by and saw Nora in her flower bed totally naked, you would go up to her and__________ __________ __________ __________ __________ (5 words)
24) If you went to the rodeo and they advertised nude bull riding and you went inside and saw Rhys sitting on a bull and he said, you wanna ride? you would _________ _________ ________ _________ _________ _________. (6 words)
25) You take a walk around the Literotica neighborhood and you see glam naked, hiding in the bushes at sexy-girls house, peeking in her window, so you _________ ___________ _________ _______ ________ __________. (6 words)
26) You are out driving around and you see freakygurl sunbathing nude in her front yard, you pull over to the curb and _______ _________ __________ __________ __________ _______ (6 words)
27) If you needed to put gas in your car and you pulled up to the gas pump and Marxist came out and asked with a wink, “Want me to fill it up?” you would _________ _________ _________ _____________ ___________(5 words)
2) You need a new car so you go to the auto mall that Problem Child owns. He comes out of his office and says he wants to give you his personal attention and he will help you test drive whatever you want, you _______ _________ ________ ________ ________ _________ ___________. (7 words)
3) You're taking a restful walk through the woods when you spot something moving up in a nearby tree. As you approach you see brokenbrainwave, naked and wearing fairy wings! As you get closer you can't help ______ _______ _______ _______ ______ ________(6 words)
4) If you wanted new sex toys and Rubyfruit was the sales lady and she offered to help you in any way, you would definitely ask her to: __________ __________ __________ __________ __________ __________ __________ __________ (8 words)
5) If you had Dixon Carter Lee naked and tied to a tree you would _________ ______ _________ _______ _________ _________ (6 words)
6) You go to your therapist, Miss Taken, for your regular appointment and you notice today she is standing totally naked holding her clipboard and she says, "come in and lay down on the couch. You say________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (5 words)
7) If you went to the dentist and the dentist, Storm 1969, came in the room, closed the door, and said "open wide" you would________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (7 words)
8) If Pyper worked as a lifeguard and you saw her in the pool swimming laps totally naked you would ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (6 words)
9) If ProofreadManx worked for FEDEX and he arrived at your door and winked and said "Oh, do I have a package for you", you would ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (5 words)
10) You go to the gym and your personal trainer bluespoke is there awaiting your arrival. You cannot help but notice the obvious bulge in the front of his shorts as he asks you, with a smile on his face, "Which muscle group would you care to work on today?" you: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ _______ (6 words)
11) If you went to the video store to rent a porno, and Dreamguy001, the guy working there, offered to watch any movie you choose with you, you would definitely choose one with lots of:________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (9 words)
12) If Manu was the UPS man and you knew he was delivering a package to your house today you would: _________ ______ ________ _______ _______ (5 words)
13) You go to the computer store and Gaucho, the sexy salesman, comes up to you and says "Good morning, can I give you some RAM, HARDWARE or help with your SOFTWARE?" you reply: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (7 words)
14) You are sitting at Dairy Queen with ShamelessFlirt, having ice cream cones when he suddenly blurts out, "Can I lick yours? You can lick mine!", you say ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (5 words)
15) Housekeeping knocks on your hotel room door and you squint and notice that the sexy lady that enters, guilty pleasure, is totally naked so you quickly leap out of your bed and ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ _________ (7 words)
16) You decide to climb to the top of the hill to star-gaze, but you find Ishmeal up there standing stark naked. He asks, "Do you see the big dipper?" you quickly reply: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (6 words)
17) You decide to take up surfing and as you are getting in the water, you look up and see Zipman 7 coming toward you naked, carrying his surfboard, you ___________ __________ ________ _________ _________ _________ (6 words)
18) At a talent show one night, you see sweetsubsarahh practicing her juggling with an apple, orange, and banana. Finding it hard to juggle the three different shaped fruits, she exclaims, "I really need balls", you say ________ ________ ________ ________ _________ (5 words)
19) You are strolling around the mall and you see Raw Humor standing beside Victoria’s Secret wearing a trench coat and flashing women, you can’t help but notice his _______ _________ _________ __________ _____________ (5 words)
20) You are speeding down the highway when you get pulled over and a tall policeman sidles up to your car, telling you to step out of it. He has you lean up against the car for a strip search and you realize its Heavy Stick , you ______ ________ ___________ _________ _________ _______ ________ ________ (8 words)
21) You go to court for that unjust speeding ticket and strip search, hoping the judge will arrest the cop. There sitting in the judges seat is Her Honor Cheyenne, you _______ _______ ________ ______ _______ _______ ________ ___________. (8 words)
22) If juicylips were to accidentally walk in on you while you were taking a shower you would say ________ ________ _________ ________ (4 words)
23) If you strolled by and saw Nora in her flower bed totally naked, you would go up to her and__________ __________ __________ __________ __________ (5 words)
24) If you went to the rodeo and they advertised nude bull riding and you went inside and saw Rhys sitting on a bull and he said, you wanna ride? you would _________ _________ ________ _________ _________ _________. (6 words)
25) You take a walk around the Literotica neighborhood and you see glam naked, hiding in the bushes at sexy-girls house, peeking in her window, so you _________ ___________ _________ _______ ________ __________. (6 words)
26) You are out driving around and you see freakygurl sunbathing nude in her front yard, you pull over to the curb and _______ _________ __________ __________ __________ _______ (6 words)
27) If you needed to put gas in your car and you pulled up to the gas pump and Marxist came out and asked with a wink, “Want me to fill it up?” you would _________ _________ _________ _____________ ___________(5 words)
