Fill in the blanks?

[MissTaken]

11) If you went to the video store to rent a porno, and Dreamguy001, the guy working there, offered to watch any movie you choose with you, you would definitely choose one with lots of:________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (9 words) Commercials!Goota have commercials to leave time for hankypanky

12) If Manu was the UPS man and you knew he was delivering a package to your house today you would: _________ ______ ________ _______ _______ (5 words) Ask for nakey Laurel pics!

13) You go to the computer store and Gaucho, the sexy salesman, comes up to you and says "Good morning, can I give you some RAM, HARDWARE or help with your SOFTWARE?" you reply: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (7 words) I wanna fine tune your HARD drive!

14) You are sitting at Dairy Queen with ShamelessFlirt, having ice cream cones when he suddenly blurts out, "Can I lick yours? You can lick mine!", you say ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (5 words) Not without the special sauce!

15) Housekeeping knocks on your hotel room door and you squint and notice that the sexy lady that enters, guilty pleasure, is totally naked so you quickly leap out of your bed and ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ _________ (7 words)
Look over her shoulder for Heavy Stick!

 

[Ezarc]

1) If perky baby was selling furniture and you were shopping for beds and she seductively started undressing, whispering, "here let's try it out", you would say "Are you expecting someone else here?" (7 words)

3) You're taking a restful walk through the woods when you spot something moving up in a nearby tree. As you approach you see brokenbrainwave, naked and wearing fairy wings! As you get closer you can't help [/B][/QUOTE] thinking to myself, how damn apropriate.(6 words)

4) If you wanted new sex toys and Rubyfruit was the sales lady and she offered to help you in any way, you would definitely ask her to: wait while I run home for my camera! (8 words)

5) If you had Dixon Carter Lee naked and tied to a tree you would laugh first, then cut him free. (6 words)

6) You go to your therapist, Miss Taken, for your regular appointment and you notice today she is standing totally naked holding her clipboard and she says, "come in and lay down on the couch. You say"I must be seeing things!" (5 words)

Will try more later.
Thanks intrigued. This is fun.

 

[MissTaken]

16) You decide to climb to the top of the hill to star-gaze, but you find Ishmeal up there standing stark naked. He asks, "Do you see the big dipper?" you quickly reply: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (6 words) Looks more like the Little Dipper! Ya know what they say after 50!

17) You decide to take up surfing and as you are getting in the water, you look up and see Zipman 7 coming toward you naked, carrying his surfboard, you ___________ __________ ________ _________ _________ _________ (6 words) Strip and drop to my knees.

18) At a talent show one night, you see sweetsubsarahh practicing her juggling with an apple, orange, and banana. Finding it hard to juggle the three different shaped fruits, she exclaims, "I really need balls", you say ________ ________ ________ ________ _________ (5 words) Or a fruit bowl, dear!

19) You are strolling around the mall and you see Raw Humor standing beside Victoria’s Secret wearing a trench coat and flashing women, you can’t help but notice his _______ _________ _________ __________ _____________ (5 words) Lacey black thong and bustier.

20) You are speeding down the highway when you get pulled over and a tall policeman sidles up to your car, telling you to step out of it. He has you lean up against the car for a strip search and you realize its Heavy Stick , you ______ ________ ___________ _________ _________ _______ ________ ________ (8 words) as if that is his cock or nightstick!

 

[intrigued]

But you have better hooters of joy (to borrow a quotable phrase) than I do.

LOL, never quite thought of them as hooters of joy!
I bet if yours were being licked and sucked on, you might be thinking yours were hooters of joy, too.

Miss T, you are really cracking me up!

Ezarc, you're welcome, but you're also way to easy on DCL. Can't you think of something better to do than to set him free so quickly?

 

[MissTaken]

21) You go to court for that unjust speeding ticket and strip search, hoping the judge will arrest the cop. There sitting in the judges seat is Her Honor Cheyenne, you _______ _______ ________ ______ _______ _______ ________ ___________. (8 words) You know you should have worn your striped panties.

22) If juicylips were to accidentally walk in on you while you were taking a shower you would say ________ ________ _________ ________ (4 words) Wanna do phone sex?

23) If you strolled by and saw Nora in her flower bed totally naked, you would go up to her and__________ __________ __________ __________ __________ (5 words) spray her with mosquito repellant! Always the good samaritan!

24) If you went to the rodeo and they advertised nude bull riding and you went inside and saw Rhys sitting on a bull and he said, you wanna ride? you would _________ _________ ________ _________ _________ _________. (6 words) Think back to your last date! (hung like a bull or full of bullshit...don't know which )

25) You take a walk around the Literotica neighborhood and you see glam naked, hiding in the bushes at sexy-girls house, peeking in her window, so you _________ ___________ _________ _______ ________ __________. (6 words) offer to trade lingerie catalogue subscriptions Just funning with ya, glam!

26) You are out driving around and you see freakygurl sunbathing nude in her front yard, you pull over to the curb and _______ _________ __________ __________ __________ _______ (6 words) Squirt her with a water pistol

27) If you needed to put gas in your car and you pulled up to the gas pump and Marxist came out and asked with a wink, “Want me to fill it up?” you would _________ _________ _________ _____________ ___________(5 words) NOt at $2 a gallon!

*giggles*

 

[LukkyKnight]

I agree, intrigued, but I have to confess it's Nora's phrase, from the discussion of men talking to tits instead of making eye contact.

 

[intrigued]

I agree, intrigued, but I have to confess it's Nora's phrase, from the discussion of men talking to tits instead of making eye contact.

Oh, well I haven't read many threads lately, so I just took it as it seemed, sorry.
Hope you're having a pleasant evening.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Oh, well I haven't read many threads lately, so I just took it as it seemed, sorry.
Hope you're having a pleasant evening.

Certainly, acting like a male pig, using phrases like hooters of joy, and imagining yours... what's not to like?

 

[MissTaken]

Very fun thread. I will be back in a bit.


You are shopping the perfect gift for her and find yourself in the gift aisle. There you smell the most amazing scents and following it, you find intrigued in a tub full of homemade bubble bath, naked, and smiling. She says, "Care for a free sample?" Your response _____ ______ _______ ______ _______. (Five words)

"Why? Do I smell bad?"

 

[perks]

1) If perky baby was selling furniture and you were shopping for beds and she seductively started undressing, whispering, "here let's try it out", you would wonder why I was talking to myself(7 words)

2) You need a new car so you go to the auto mall that Problem Child owns. He comes out of his office and says he wants to give you his personal attention and he will help you test drive whatever you want, you look around for TNvixen and candid camera(7 words)

3) You're taking a restful walk through the woods when you spot something moving up in a nearby tree. As you approach you see brokenbrainwave, naked and wearing fairy wings! As you get closer you can't help noticing rawhumor right next to him6 words)

4) If you wanted new sex toys and Rubyfruit was the sales lady and she offered to help you in any way, you would definitely ask her to:close the door while I ride that sybian(8 words)

5) If you had Dixon Carter Lee naked and tied to a tree you would see if he starts to pray (6 words)

6) You go to your therapist, Miss Taken, for your regular appointment and you notice today she is standing totally naked holding her clipboard and she says, "come in and lay down on the couch. You say you've lost your freudian slip(5 words)

7) If you went to the dentist and the dentist, Storm 1969, came in the room, closed the door, and said "open wide" you would not, until he put his cock away(7 words)

8) If Pyper worked as a lifeguard and you saw her in the pool swimming laps totally naked you would tell her, the horn was rusting (6 words)


12) If Manu was the UPS man and you knew he was delivering a package to your house today you would:Ripley's believe it or not (5 words)


14) You are sitting at Dairy Queen with ShamelessFlirt, having ice cream cones when he suddenly blurts out, "Can I lick yours? You can lick mine!", you say I've heard that before, sugah (5 words)



17) You decide to take up surfing and as you are getting in the water, you look up and see Zipman 7 coming toward you naked, carrying his surfboard, you get the sex wax ready immediatly(6 words)


19) You are strolling around the mall and you see Raw Humor standing beside Victoria’s Secret wearing a trench coat and flashing women, you can’t help but notice his thighs in those fishnets (5 words)

20) You are speeding down the highway when you get pulled over and a tall policeman sidles up to your car, telling you to step out of it. He has you lean up against the car for a strip search and you realize its Heavy Stick , you pause momentarily and hope you have enough socks(8 words)

21) You go to court for that unjust speeding ticket and strip search, hoping the judge will arrest the cop. There sitting in the judges seat is Her Honor Cheyenne, you swear on beaver and magic for my plea (8 words)

22) If juicylips were to accidentally walk in on you while you were taking a shower you would say "not a thread title(4 words)

23) If you strolled by and saw Nora in her flower bed totally naked, you would go up to her and ask but where are my pants?(5 words)

24) If you went to the rodeo and they advertised nude bull riding and you went inside and saw Rhys sitting on a bull and he said, you wanna ride? you would wince, and check for bruised nutz (6 words)

25) You take a walk around the Literotica neighborhood and you see glam naked, hiding in the bushes at sexy-girls house, peeking in her window, so you quickly hand him some meaty man porn (6 words)

26) You are out driving around and you see freakygurl sunbathing nude in her front yard, you pull over to the curb and take naughty pics for lit members (6 words)

27) If you needed to put gas in your car and you pulled up to the gas pump and Marxist came out and asked with a wink, “Want me to fill it up?” you would tell carlton to stop bullshitting5 words)





[/B][/QUOTE]

 

[Nora]

*ahem* Lukky? Not to denigrate Intrigued's hooters in the least, but there's only one pair of gin-u-wine Hooters of Joy™. You can tell them from knock-off hooters of joy because in the presence of Ithaqua, they become the Hooters of Doom™. Kinda like Transformers, only squishier.

 

[LukkyKnight]

With all due respect to Ithaqua's influence, pervasive as it may or may not be, Nora, intrigued put the ™ in the Hooters of Joy™.

 

[Nora]

With all due respect to Ithaqua's influence, pervasive as it may or may not be, Nora, intrigued put the ™ in the Hooters of Joy™.

Sooo sorry to have intruded, then. I'll take my inferior hooters off to play elsewhere.

 

[teddybear4play]

I'd like to also mention that even though I'm blanked off that intrigued didn't include me in her blanking scenarios, I still think she's blanking gorgeous and still want to fondle her blanks while she rubs my blank until I blank all over her blankety blank blanks.

1) If perky baby was selling furniture and you were shopping for beds and she seductively started undressing, whispering, "here let's try it out", you would suggest a better item than the cabinets. (7 words)

2) You need a new car so you go to the auto mall that Problem Child owns. He comes out of his office and says he wants to give you his personal attention and he will help you test drive whatever you want, you say, "Hey, you look like Dr. Strangelove!" (7 words)

3) You're taking a restful walk through the woods when you spot something moving up in a nearby tree. As you approach you see brokenbrainwave, naked and wearing fairy wings! As you get closer you can't help noticing the size of his wand. (6 words)

4) If you wanted new sex toys and Rubyfruit was the sales lady and she offered to help you in any way, you would definitely ask her to: sample my new model, called "The Raging Bull." (8 words)

5) If you had Dixon Carter Lee naked and tied to a tree you would torture him with Carrot Top videos (6 words)

6) You go to your therapist, Miss Taken, for your regular appointment and you notice today she is standing totally naked holding her clipboard and she says, "come in and lay down on the couch. You say "You lay on it first." (5 words)

7) If you went to the dentist and the dentist, Storm 1969, came in the room, closed the door, and said "open wide" you would wonder what he's doing with the Novocaine. (7 words)

8) If Pyper worked as a lifeguard and you saw her in the pool swimming laps totally naked you would have an emergency in my trunks. (6 words)

9) If ProofreadManx worked for FEDEX and he arrived at your door and winked and said "Oh, do I have a package for you", you would immediately switch back to UPS. (5 words)

10) You go to the gym and your personal trainer bluespoke is there awaiting your arrival. You cannot help but notice the obvious bulge in the front of his shorts as he asks you, with a smile on his face, "Which muscle group would you care to work on today?" you: hope he's not talking to me. (6 words)

11) If you went to the video store to rent a porno, and Dreamguy001, the guy working there, offered to watch any movie you choose with you, you would definitely choose one with lots of: Lit women, so we could discuss all our fantasies. (9 words)

12) If Manu was the UPS man and you knew he was delivering a package to your house today you would: hope he's not like ProofreadManx. (5 words)

13) You go to the computer store and Gaucho, the sexy salesman, comes up to you and says "Good morning, can I give you some RAM, HARDWARE or help with your SOFTWARE?" you reply: "No, and I don't want any floppies." (7 words)

14) You are sitting at Dairy Queen with ShamelessFlirt, having ice cream cones when he suddenly blurts out, "Can I lick yours? You can lick mine!", you say "Jeez, it's only chocolate, dude." (5 words)

15) Housekeeping knocks on your hotel room door and you squint and notice that the sexy lady that enters, guilty pleasure, is totally naked so you quickly leap out of your bed and hope that she has latex with her. (7 words)

16) You decide to climb to the top of the hill to star-gaze, but you find Ishmeal up there standing stark naked. He asks, "Do you see the big dipper?" you quickly reply: "No, but I can see Uranus." (6 words) That joke is always funny.

17) You decide to take up surfing and as you are getting in the water, you look up and see Zipman 7 coming toward you naked, carrying his surfboard, you wonder which one he waxed today. (6 words)

18) At a talent show one night, you see sweetsubsarahh practicing her juggling with an apple, orange, and banana. Finding it hard to juggle the three different shaped fruits, she exclaims, "I really need balls", you say "Fruit works with other things." (5 words)

19) You are strolling around the mall and you see Raw Humor standing beside Victoria’s Secret wearing a trench coat and flashing women, you can’t help but notice his orange, Cheesy-Poof dusted penis. (5 words)

20) You are speeding down the highway when you get pulled over and a tall policeman sidles up to your car, telling you to step out of it. He has you lean up against the car for a strip search and you realize its Heavy Stick , you hope he left the stick at the stationhouse. (8 words)

21) You go to court for that unjust speeding ticket and strip search, hoping the judge will arrest the cop. There sitting in the judges seat is Her Honor Cheyenne, you say "You're on her"
instead of "Your Honor." (8 words)

22) If juicylips were to accidentally walk in on you while you were taking a shower you would say "Wanna get dirty again?" (4 words)

23) If you strolled by and saw Nora in her flower bed totally naked, you would go up to her and plant kisses on her "tu-lips." (5 words)

24) If you went to the rodeo and they advertised nude bull riding and you went inside and saw Rhys sitting on a bull and he said, you wanna ride? you would thank God the bulls are nude. (6 words)

25) You take a walk around the Literotica neighborhood and you see glam naked, hiding in the bushes at sexy-girls house, peeking in her window, so you stroll up and peep with him. (6 words)

26) You are out driving around and you see freakygurl sunbathing nude in her front yard, you pull over to the curb and offer her some special "tanning lotion." (6 words)

27) If you needed to put gas in your car and you pulled up to the gas pump and Marxist came out and asked with a wink, “Want me to fill it up?” you would say, "And change the oil." (5 words)

TB4p

 

[woodgie2]

I'm going to have a crack at them all. Wish me luck...


1) If perky baby was selling furniture and you were shopping for beds and she seductively started undressing, whispering, "here let's try it out", you would ask her if bananas would be involved. (7 words)

2) You need a new car so you go to the auto mall that Problem Child owns. He comes out of his office and says he wants to give you his personal attention and he will help you test drive whatever you want, you remember "True Lies" and hope it's different. (7 words)

3) You're taking a restful walk through the woods when you spot something moving up in a nearby tree. As you approach you see brokenbrainwave, naked and wearing fairy wings! As you get closer you can't help noticing that they're designed by Glam. (6 words)

4) If you wanted new sex toys and Rubyfruit was the sales lady and she offered to help you in any way, you would definitely ask her to: Show me how each one worked, in detail. (8 words)

5) If you had Dixon Carter Lee naked and tied to a tree you would laugh and laugh and laugh, lots. (6 words)

6) You go to your therapist, Miss Taken, for your regular appointment and you notice today she is standing totally naked holding her clipboard and she says, "come in and lay down on the couch. You sayI wondered how long you'd take . (5 words)

7) If you went to the dentist and the dentist, Storm 1969, came in the room, closed the door, and said "open wide" you would be wary. And scared - very, very scared. (7 words)

8) If Pyper worked as a lifeguard and you saw her in the pool swimming laps totally naked you would watch, then ponder her anthropological reasoning. (6 words)

9) If ProofreadManx worked for FEDEX and he arrived at your door and winked and said "Oh, do I have a package for you", you would sign for it, say thanks. (5 words)

10) You go to the gym and your personal trainer bluespoke is there awaiting your arrival. You cannot help but notice the obvious bulge in the front of his shorts as he asks you, with a smile on his face, "Which muscle group would you care to work on today?" you: ask if Minkey Boodle works here. (6 words)

11) If you went to the video store to rent a porno, and Dreamguy001, the guy working there, offered to watch any movie you choose with you, you would definitely choose one with lots of: sex in it (9 words)

12) If Manu was the UPS man and you knew he was delivering a package to your house today you would: prove the exestance of LaurelManu. (5 words)

13) You go to the computer store and Gaucho, the sexy salesman, comes up to you and says "Good morning, can I give you some RAM, HARDWARE or help with your SOFTWARE?" you reply: Macs? Do you sell Macs? WHY NOT!!!!!!!. (7 words)

14) You are sitting at Dairy Queen with ShamelessFlirt, having ice cream cones when he suddenly blurts out, "Can I lick yours? You can lick mine!", you say is beer flavor really nice? (5 words)

15) Housekeeping knocks on your hotel room door and you squint and notice that the sexy lady that enters, guilty pleasure, is totally naked so you quickly leap out of your bed and Close the door, lock it and turn...(7 words) DAMN RAN OUT OF WORDS.

16) You decide to climb to the top of the hill to star-gaze, but you find Ishmeal up there standing stark naked. He asks, "Do you see the big dipper?" you quickly reply: Yes. You realise you're butt naked? (6 words)

17) You decide to take up surfing and as you are getting in the water, you look up and see Zipman 7 coming toward you naked, carrying his surfboard, you say "doesn't that create terrible drag?" (6 words)

18) At a talent show one night, you see sweetsubsarahh practicing her juggling with an apple, orange, and banana. Finding it hard to juggle the three different shaped fruits, she exclaims, "I really need balls", you say Here, borrow mine... ouch... OUCH (5 words)

19) You are strolling around the mall and you see Raw Humor standing beside Victoria?s Secret wearing a trench coat and flashing women, you can?t help but notice his poorly conceled rainbow clown suit (5 words)

20) You are speeding down the highway when you get pulled over and a tall policeman sidles up to your car, telling you to step out of it. He has you lean up against the car for a strip search and you realize its Heavy Stick , you realise I'm in more trouble than I thought. (8 words)

21) You go to court for that unjust speeding ticket and strip search, hoping the judge will arrest the cop. There sitting in the judges seat is Her Honor Cheyenne, you KNOW I'm done for, that I'm going DOWN . (8 words)

22) If juicylips were to accidentally walk in on you while you were taking a shower you would say hello sweet, wanna join? (4 words)

23) If you strolled by and saw Nora in her flower bed totally naked, you would go up to her and ask how her garden grows. (5 words)

24) If you went to the rodeo and they advertised nude bull riding and you went inside and saw Rhys sitting on a bull and he said, you wanna ride? you would advise him to protect his balls. (6 words)

25) You take a walk around the Literotica neighborhood and you see glam naked, hiding in the bushes at sexy-girls house, peeking in her window, so you think "designers'll do ANYTHING for inspiration" . (6 words)

26) You are out driving around and you see freakygurl sunbathing nude in her front yard, you pull over to the curb and spot Mr. Freaky and drive on... (6 words)

27) If you needed to put gas in your car and you pulled up to the gas pump and Marxist came out and asked with a wink, ?Want me to fill it up?? you would yes please, my good man. (5 words)

OK, some of those were much harder than others

 

[intrigued]

With all due respect to Ithaqua's influence, pervasive as it may or may not be, Nora, intrigued put the ™ in the Hooters of Joy™.

Thank you, Lukky.


Nora, come back? I'd love to read your scenarios...

tb4p, lol, I sure do bring out the blankety blank in you, huh?

Miss T...no dear, you just look a little cold.

perky, thanks, but would you atleast use a mirror for number one?

 

[intrigued]

Woodgie, with all due respect, Zipman can create all the drag he likes. He can drag to the left, he can drag to the right, he can drag me up and he can drag me down, he can drag this girl all over town....

Oops. Just kidding.

 

[RobDownSouth]

2) You need a new car so you go to the auto mall that Problem Child owns. He comes out of his office and says he wants to give you his personal attention and he will help you test drive whatever you want, you say "Let's test drive DCL's reposessed Maserati!" (7 words)

5) If you had Dixon Carter Lee naked and tied to a tree you would think "method acting" has gotten extreme (6 words)

6) You go to your therapist, Miss Taken, for your regular appointment and you notice today she is standing totally naked holding her clipboard and she says, "come in and lay down on the couch. You say "Put the handcuffs away, please" (5 words)

8) If Pyper worked as a lifeguard and you saw her in the pool swimming laps totally naked you would show her my famous breast stroke (6 words)

11) If you went to the video store to rent a porno, and Dreamguy001, the guy working there, offered to watch any movie you choose with you, you would definitely choose one with lots of: raunchy sex...perhaps "Bratcat's Greatest Lit Conquests, Volume Three" (9 words)

14) You are sitting at Dairy Queen with ShamelessFlirt, having ice cream cones when he suddenly blurts out, "Can I lick yours? You can lick mine!", you say "Prison sure has changed you!" (5 words)

19) You are strolling around the mall and you see Raw Humor standing beside Victoria’s Secret wearing a trench coat and flashing women, you can’t help but notice his wife and kids looking mortified (5 words)

20) You are speeding down the highway when you get pulled over and a tall policeman sidles up to your car, telling you to step out of it. He has you lean up against the car for a strip search and you realize its Heavy Stick , you notice his uncanny resemblance to Deputy Barney Fife (8 words)

21) You go to court for that unjust speeding ticket and strip search, hoping the judge will arrest the cop. There sitting in the judges seat is Her Honor Cheyenne, you ask that Killswitch serve as the jury foreman (8 words)

23) If you strolled by and saw Nora in her flower bed totally naked, you would go up to her and watch her as she hoes(5 words)

25) You take a walk around the Literotica neighborhood and you see glam naked, hiding in the bushes at sexy-girls house, peeking in her window, so you wonder: "Glamorilla in a GIRL's bush?" (6 words)

 

[Bluesboy2]

Good morning intrigued

My brain won't function enough to play right now but I died want to say "hi".

 

[intrigued]

Good morning intrigued

My brain won't function enough to play right now but I died want to say "hi".

Good morning BB. Thats okay, it'll be here if you decide to play later. Trail and I are playing at "home repairs", so I don't have any time either, but I hope to later.
Hope you're doing really good.


ThrobDownSouth...nice!

 

[Gaucho]

Re: Re: Fill in the blanks?

13) You go to the computer store and Gaucho, the sexy salesman, comes up to you and says "Good morning, can I give you some RAM, HARDWARE or help with your SOFTWARE?" you reply: Macs? Do you sell Macs? WHY NOT!!!!!!!. (7 words)

Macs? Sure, we've got them. They're in the back, along with the Betamax.

Intrigued - Great thread and thank you for including me as one of your, um, subjects. (A sexy salesman? Garsh!) I have to go to work now but I may come back and have a crack at them later.

 

[BgMma]

1) If perky baby was selling furniture and you were shopping for beds and she seductively started undressing, whispering, "here let's try it out", you would SAY- Are you sure you want me, honey?

2) You need a new car so you go to the auto mall that Problem Child owns. He comes out of his office and says he wants to give you his personal attention and he will help you test drive whatever you want, you SAY I think I know what I'd ride.

3) You're taking a restful walk through the woods when you spot something moving up in a nearby tree. As you approach you see brokenbrainwave, naked and wearing fairy wings! As you get closer you can't help ASKING Is there any room for me?

4) If you wanted new sex toys and Rubyfruit was the sales lady and she offered to help you in any way, you would definitely ask her to: Move in and give me a personal demonstration

5) If you had Dixon Carter Lee naked and tied to a tree you would Cover him up so nobody laughs?

6) You go to your therapist, Miss Taken, for your regular appointment and you notice today she is standing totally naked holding her clipboard and she says, "come in and lay down on the couch. You say Is this your normal routine?

IF you went to the dentist and the dentist, Storm 1969, came in the room, closed the door, and said "open wide" you would_ Throw myself to the floor and comply.

8) If Pyper worked as a lifeguard and you saw her in the pool swimming laps totally naked you would _Smile, keep watching and probably drool.

9) If ProofreadManx worked for FEDEX and he arrived at your door and winked and said "Oh, do I have a package for you", you would Grab his crotch and agree

10) You go to the gym and your personal trainer bluespoke is there awaiting your arrival. You cannot help but notice the obvious bulge in the front of his shorts as he asks you, with a smile on his face, "Which muscle group would you care to work on today?" you: You have no idea what I am thinking right now and out of respect I won't say a word! Yow.

11) If you went to the video store to rent a porno, and Dreamguy001, the guy working there, offered to watch any movie you choose with you, you would definitely choose one with lots of: Sex. I mean, why else would I get porn?

12) If Manu was the UPS man and you knew he was delivering a package to your house today you would: Set and install a Rube Goldberg machine trap.

13) You go to the computer store and Gaucho, the sexy salesman, comes up to you and says "Good morning, can I give you some RAM, HARDWARE or help with your SOFTWARE?" you reply: I think I am going to faint.

14) You are sitting at Dairy Queen with ShamelessFlirt, having ice cream cones when he suddenly blurts out, "Can I lick yours? You can lick mine!", you say Meet me after work, honey

15) Housekeeping knocks on your hotel room door and you squint and notice that the sexy lady that enters, guilty pleasure, is totally naked so you quickly leap out of your bed and Offer to play naked twister all night.

16) You decide to climb to the top of the hill to star-gaze, but you find Ishmeal up there standing stark naked. He asks, "Do you see the big dipper?" you quickly reply: I think I would say yes.??

17) You decide to take up surfing and as you are getting in the water, you look up and see Zipman 7 coming toward you naked, carrying his surfboard, you _Hope he doesn't run away? I don't know!

18) At a talent show one night, you see sweetsubsarahh practicing her juggling with an apple, orange, and banana. Finding it hard to juggle the three different shaped fruits, she exclaims, "I really need balls", you say I think my mind is going to explode from all the comebacks......I really don't know what I would say.

19) You are strolling around the mall and you see Raw Humor standing beside Victoria’s Secret wearing a trench coat and flashing women, you can’t help but notice his _Completely expert coverup follow through.

20) You are speeding down the highway when you get pulled over and a tall policeman sidles up to your car, telling you to step out of it. He has you lean up against the car for a strip search and you realize its Heavy Stick , you Hope to God that he is doing the search!

21) You go to court for that unjust speeding ticket and strip search, hoping the judge will arrest the cop. There sitting in the judges seat is Her Honor Cheyenne, you _throw myself on her mercy and beg her forgiveness...??

22) If juicylips were to accidentally walk in on you while you were taking a shower you would say Mind shutting the door?

23) If you strolled by and saw Nora in her flower bed totally naked, you would go up to her and__offer to fluff her pillows?

24) If you went to the rodeo and they advertised nude bull riding and you went inside and saw Rhys sitting on a bull and he said, you wanna ride? you would Smile and watch him ride first?

25) You take a walk around the Literotica neighborhood and you see glam naked, hiding in the bushes at sexy-girls house, peeking in her window, so you Ask him if he needs help?

26) You are out driving around and you see freakygurl sunbathing nude in her front yard, you pull over to the curb and Gawk just a bit before I drive off.

If you needed to put gas in your car and you pulled up to the gas pump and Marxist came out and asked with a wink, “Want me to fill it up?” you would SAY Yes, please, all night long.

You know.....I am really no good at this. But it was shitloads of fun!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

14) You are sitting at Dairy Queen with ShamelessFlirt, having ice cream cones when he suddenly blurts out, "Can I lick yours? You can lick mine!", you say "Prison sure has changed you!" (5 words)

ROTFLMAO!

 

[Guest]

ROTFLMAO...

So, Intrigued, you haven’t answered your own question…

“If ProofreadManx worked for FEDEX and he arrived at your door and winked and said "Oh, do I have a package for you", you would_____”


As for:

9) If ProofreadManx worked for FEDEX and he arrived at your door and winked and said "Oh, do I have a package for you", you would say "So I see, darling."

Sorry, Ms. Pixie. Sometimes these things don’t ship wrapped so tight.

9) If ProofreadManx worked for FEDEX and he arrived at your door and winked and said "Oh, do I have a package for you", you would ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ (5 words) Get my toy box out My package is better than yours!

Yes, MissTaken, I concede that is one well-used 14" Superflexi-Double-Dildo-VIBROMAGIC-Orgasmatron in that box of yours.

Originally posted by BigMma99
9) If ProofreadManx worked for FEDEX and he arrived at your door and winked and said "Oh, do I have a package for you", you Grab his crotch and agree.

*GASPING EXHALE*

*In out-of-breath voice…*

"Please, Ms. BigMma99, sign here."

Pssst ... Teddybear4play, sorry for the embarrassing moment. *Avoiding eye contact...* I can't help it...it's bulges like that all day.

 

[teddybear4play]

I understand.

It's the shorts. They get drafty.

TB4p