Fill in the blanks. Relationships would be.....

[Bindii]

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if _____

People's sex life would always be just amazing if _____

I would always love to go to work if _____

My SO reminds me sometimes of _____

I freak out when someone tells me that I _____

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is __

I usually feel like falling asleep when ____

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is ___

 

[Chaton]

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if _____ All people and animals were more considerate of everyone else

People's sex life would always be just amazing if _____ They and their S/O were more open minded

I would always love to go to work if _____ I had my dream job

My SO reminds me sometimes of _____ My ex

I freak out when someone tells me that I _____ am paranoid

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is __ insanity

I usually feel like falling asleep when ____ I try to read, or listen to REM cd's

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is___ why am I here?

 

[alexandraaah]

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if people would relax.

People's sex life would always be just amazing if they were able to tell someone what they wanted.

I would always love to go to work if I was a computer, not a person.

My SO reminds me sometimes of a shadow; I'm single.

I freak out when someone tells me that I am not what I know I am.

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is assaulting someone who hurts animals or children.

I usually feel like falling asleep when I'm in class, tired, or just had an orgasm.

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is too long to put here; maybe someday I'll start it as a thread.

 

[p_p_man]

Relationships would be...

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if partners were confident in themselves

People's sex life would always be just amazing if you were both prepared to explore the dark side of sex

I would always love to go to work if I worked at home.

My SO reminds me sometimes of a prison guard.

I freak out when someone tells me that I I can't see the other person's point of view.

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is bigamy.

I usually feel like falling asleep when I've had a good fuck session.

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is Why do people fill in Questionnaires

 

[p_p_man]

Relationships would be...

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if partners were confident in themselves

People's sex life would always be just amazing if you were both prepared to explore the dark side of sex

I would always love to go to work if I worked at home.

My SO reminds me sometimes of a prison guard.

I freak out when someone tells me that I I can't see the other person's point of view.

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is bigamy.

I usually feel like falling asleep when I've had a good fuck session.

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is Why do people fill in Questionnaires

 

[Guest]

 

[Spinaroonie]

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if _____ We had half an idea of what goes on in women's minds.

People's sex life would always be just amazing if _____ they opened up.

I would always love to go to work if _____ I could sleep there/ They gave me free cokes/ I didn't have to go.

My SO reminds me sometimes of _____ My SO

I freak out when someone tells me that I _____ have been found out

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is __ some BS charge.

I usually feel like falling asleep when ____ I'm tired.

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is ___ What was around before the Big Bang?

 

[HarlemBlade]

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if both people are true to themselves and each other.

People's sex life would always be just amazing if they are in love and are open to new things.

I would always love to go to work if I was my own boss.

My SO reminds me sometimes of the invisible (wo)man??? I'm single.

I freak out when someone tells me that I didn't try when I really did.

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is being framed, or set up by the government.

I usually feel like falling asleep when I'm in class.

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is What did I do to deserve that.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if we could understand each other.

People's sex life would always be just amazing if they listened more.

I would always love to go to work if I was a gigilo.

My SO reminds me sometimes of my left hand.

I freak out when someone tells me that I have a spider on my shoulder.

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is going on a killing spree with soft fruit.

I usually feel like falling asleep when I'm trying to stay awake.

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is Why can't I get just one fuck?

 

[Bindii]

Re: Re: Fill in the blanks. Relationships would be.....

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if we could understand each other.

People's sex life would always be just amazing if they listened more.

I would always love to go to work if I was a gigilo.

My SO reminds me sometimes of my left hand.

I freak out when someone tells me that I have a spider on my shoulder.

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is going on a killing spree with soft fruit.

I usually feel like falling asleep when I'm trying to stay awake.

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is Why can't I get just one fuck?

Lmao, you've got a great sense of humour Juspar!

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Relationship's would be....

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if I were a penguin or a dolphin

People's sex life would always be just amazing if they'd stop worrying if their ass' looked to big or their dick's were to small.

I would always love to go to work if I could go naked.

My SO reminds me sometimes of ...JUSPAR'S LEFT HAND!?

I freak out when someone tells me that I can't.

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is bitch-slapping Judge Judy.

I usually feel like falling asleep when I smoke myself into a coma.

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is "If it 0 degrees out today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, what's the temperature supposed to be tomorrow?"

 

[riff]

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if we learned to quit trying to control them.

People's sex life would always be just amazing if
they had me for a partner.

I would always love to go to work if I were a porn director.

My SO reminds me sometimes of pancakes with butter and syrup.

I freak out when someone tells me that I _______

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is my mouth.

I usually feel like falling asleep when I have eaten a very filling meal.

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is what the fuck makes a vegatable a nightshade vegatable.

 

[lovetoread]

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if you stayed naked all the time.

People's sex life would always be just amazing if you let yourself be free.

I would always love to go to work if I loved my work.

My SO reminds me sometimes of a general.

I freak out when someone tells me that I am not a good mother.

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is someone hurt my kids or SO

I usually feel like falling asleep when I have had my orgasm

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is why,just why?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Re: Relationship's would be....

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if I were a penguin or a dolphin

People's sex life would always be just amazing if they'd stop worrying if their ass' looked to big or their dick's were to small.

I would always love to go to work if I could go naked.

My SO reminds me sometimes of ...JUSPAR'S LEFT HAND!?

I freak out when someone tells me that I can't.

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is bitch-slapping Judge Judy.

I usually feel like falling asleep when I smoke myself into a coma.

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is "If it 0 degrees out today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, what's the temperature supposed to be tomorrow?"

lol

And she reckon's I'm funny?

 

[Moridin187]

Relationships would be less troublesome and more fulfilling if people could learn to love eachother completely, givingly, wholeheartedly, without looking for a better thing and utterly trusting one another.

People's sex life would always be just amazing if they'd stop Worrying about how good they were and started Working on how good they were. A little educational reading goes a loooong way.

I would always love to go to work if I was a government marijuana tester

My SO reminds me sometimes of the perfect woman. Neither one exists.

I freak out when someone tells me that I'm lying, or that I'm "cute"

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is someone doing something bad enough to a person I loved to warrant their death by my hands.

I usually feel like falling asleep when I can no longer read the screen properly

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is what did I do to deserve this?

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Relationships would be.....

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if people were open and honest all the time.

People's sex life would always be just amazing if it was always about mutual satisfaction, instead of selfish intentions.

I would always love to go to work if I could find a Job that suited me.

My SO reminds me sometimes of Houdini, single, and my last relationships was with the Emotionally Invisble man.

I freak out when someone tells me that I am a bad godmother.

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is if I got caught speeding, or if a couple of people show up on my doorstep.

I usually feel like falling asleep when I'm doing a complete 180 of myself. I'm an insomniac.

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is: "How in the Hell do I get myself into some of these sitiuations?"

 

[Vinny]

Less troublesome and more fulfilling if _____we all just got along

People's sex life would always be just amazing if _____they slept with me<LOL>

I would always love to go to work if _____it was at a nudist camp

My SO reminds me sometimes of _____the freezer

I freak out when someone tells me that I _____need to get a life

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is __if someone hurts sombody near and dear to me

I usually feel like falling asleep when ____I am unable to find a phone sex date on the comp

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is ___ Why do I get hard at the drop of a dime

 

[Guest]

Vinny...

 

[Vinny]

Re: Vinny...

Why do you get hard at the drop of a dime??

Not sure but I stay hard a hell of alot.

 

[princess4u]

here's a dime

tossing a dime into the thread to see if what vinny says is true ~

 

[Bindii]

Re: Re: Vinny...

quote:
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Originally posted by foxinsox
Why do you get hard at the drop of a dime??


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Not sure but I stay hard a hell of alot.

Well then stop dropping dimes! (it must be uncomfortable!)

 

[princess4u]

relationships would be Less troublesome and more fulfilling if people were more open and honest about their feelings

People's sex life would always be just amazing if they would lose their inhibitions and live out their fantasies

I would always love to go to work if i didn't have to get dressed

My SO reminds me sometimes of a warden

I freak out when someone tells me that I am saying something that i'm not saying - i think i know better than anyone what i mean if i'm the person saying it

The only reason I can think could make me go to jail one day is harming someone who harms someone close to me and gets away with it

I usually feel like falling asleep when i'm in my lover's arms after a love-making session

This question that no one has been able to give me an answer for is why isn't life "fair"???

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Re: Re: Re: Vinny...

quote:Well then stop dropping dimes! (it must be uncomfortable!)

Dropping dimes, is that a euphenism(sp?) for WATCHING PORN? Though I know what you mean Vinny, I think a real woman might be the solution.

 

[Vinny]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Vinny...

Dropping dimes, is that a euphenism(sp?) for WATCHING PORN? Though I know what you mean Vinny, I think a real woman might be the solution.

I do have a real woman. Just want another. Variety