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Exploding nipples???!!

I Swear to god I saw a UFO fly through here this morning. No one writes lyrics for these occasions like Bowie.

I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rolling bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut, you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!

Don't fake it baby, lay the real thing on me
The church of man, love, is such a holy place to be
Make me baby, make me know you really care
Make me jump into the air

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!
Yeah!

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oooooh!

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!

Freak out, far out, in out....
 
cookiejar said:
Night hon...sweet dreams...
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To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.-- Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.



;) aint the internet great? lol, night now
 
a joke

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."
 
Re: a joke

islander01 said:
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."
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LOL...morning Sterling!! You are in form I see...:)
 
This thread should be...Sterling and his cigar and Cookie and her exploding nipples...where in hell is everyone else?:confused:
 
cookiejar said:
This thread should be...Sterling and his cigar and Cookie and her exploding nipples...where in hell is everyone else?:confused:
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*sigh* I think I scare them lol. At least you post here so its not The islander talks to himself thread....

there is a bird in my juniper shrub outside. I wanted to say there is a cardinal in my bush, but I did,nt want to affend anyone.
 
islander01 said:
*sigh* I think I scare them lol. At least you post here so its not The islander talks to himself thread....

there is a bird in my juniper shrub outside. I wanted to say there is a cardinal in my bush, but I did,nt want to affend anyone.
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Since I'm the only one here...it doesn't offend me...red bird huh?
 
cookiejar said:
Since I'm the only one here...it doesn't offend me...red bird huh?
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Yup Cardinalis cardinalis. very eye catching and pretty good eating with the right sauce.;)
Hows things Cookie? You getting snow yet? Nipples warm?
 
islander01 said:
Yup Cardinalis cardinalis. very eye catching and pretty good eating with the right sauce.;)
Hows things Cookie? You getting snow yet? Nipples warm?
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No snow yet...I guess later...I asked Santa for nipple warmers in lieu of no man...:rolleyes:
 
cookiejar said:
No snow yet...I guess later...I asked Santa for nipple warmers in lieu of no man...:rolleyes:
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have you tried going to malls and sitting on Santas lap? its better than nothing.
 
islander01 said:
have you tried going to malls and sitting on Santas lap? its better than nothing.
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Hey how do you think I get my sex? I must say Santa really fills my stocking...only problem...stains on velvet....what a bastard to clean...:rolleyes:
 
cookiejar said:
Hey how do you think I get my sex? I must say Santa really fills my stocking...only problem...stains on velvet....what a bastard to clean...:rolleyes:
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Well at least your getting it. Hell I would settle for getting cold nosed by rudolf about now.
 
My favorite line from Its a wonderful life

"Youth is wasted on the wrong people"
 
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