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cookiejar said:
A Jack of all trades and master of none...that's Sterling...
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Not true I was stern man on a lobster boat once. I handled baiting the traps. My boss said I had mastered baiting.
 
islander01 said:
Not true I was stern man on a lobster boat once. I handled baiting the traps. My boss said I had mastered baiting.
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Omg...that is bad,,,bad...bad...you should be ashamed...:D
 
islander01 said:
After you have been shunned by the amish. You lose the concept of shame:D
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What did you do? Race the buggies? Service the women? I heard an Amish man is great...I love beards...like sleeping with a member of ZZ Top...
 
islander01 said:
Im not Lauren Bacall either. Now theres a woman. What is she 110? Id still do her!
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Lol...110? You're not Bacall...your hair's too short...
 
cookiejar said:
What did you do? Race the buggies? Service the women? I heard an Amish man is great...I love beards...like sleeping with a member of ZZ Top...
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I cant tell you, but if you ever see an amish guy with his hand up a horses ass, thats not a veterinarian, thats a mechanic.
 
and another thing! how come none of my mothers freinds ever looked like Anne Bancroft? Hmm?
 
islander01 said:
I cant tell you, but if you ever see an amish guy with his hand up a horses ass, thats not a veterinarian, thats a mechanic.
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*Choke* You are one of a kind...thank god...:D
 
cookiejar said:
*Choke* You are one of a kind...thank god...:D
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technically your wrong(if you count all of my personalities)

Pity none of them can spell
 
islander01 said:
technically your wrong(if you count all of my personalities)

Pity none of them can spell
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I want the Sterling persona...I love his cigar...:heart:
 
"Do aliens speak only in asterixs" would make an interesting Phillip k Dick title:confused:
 
islander01 said:
"Do aliens speak only in asterixs" would make an interesting Phillip k Dick title:confused:
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Ummmm here's your cigar...a little worse for the wear...;)
 
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